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GLAMOUR MODEL SNAKEBITE TURNS DEADLY

Even Israel has it’s so-called “glamour models” who are addicted to plastic surgery. Orit Fox was doing a photo shoot with a big boa constrictor and the unhappy snake took a bite out of her enhanced breast. She was rushed to the hospital for a tetanus shot, but the poor snake reportedly died of silicone poisoning.

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“MOST HATED REALITY STAR” OMAROSA IS NOW A MINISTER

We didn’t take Omarosa seriously when the reality star announced two years ago that she was enrolling in seminary school and becoming a minister. Her first reality TV appearance was on Donald Trump’sThe Apprentice” and she gained so much notoriety that a few years later she appeared on “Celebrity Apprentice.” At that time she was voted “most hated reality star,” and as a result, she went on to appear on over 20 reality shows! In 2009 the 37 year old did indeed enroll in seminary school and earned her preacher’s license. She is now an assistant pastor at the Weller Street Missionary Baptist Church in Los Angeles. (As far as we know, she is still dating actor Michael Clarke Duncan.) Surely, she has to be one of the few pastors with implants.

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LOOKS LIKE THERE’S LESS OF JENNY JWOWW TO LOVE

It’s EXHAUSTING hosting nightclub parties, promoting your own clothing line, marketing your own body supplements, and writing a book while working for MTV- maybe that’s why Jenny JWoWW looks a lot skinnier than she used to. The Jersey Shore siren wore this questionable outfit on the left on New Year’s Eve and while the rest of her is smaller, the implants remain the same.

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AUDRINA PATRIDGE HAS THE SAME IMPLANT PROBLEM AS TORI SPELLING

We can’t take our eyes of Audrina Patridge’s distorted looking implants – even her dark tan doesn’t make them less obvious. Lucky for her, Audrina’s hot boyfriend, frolicking with her in Bora Bora, doesn’t seem to notice her weird chest. He’s Australian BMX biker Corey Bohan, who dabbles in acting. They met when Corey appeared on “The Hills” in 2008, and just hooked up again. We’re thinking Audrina and Tori Spelling should have some corrective implant work done.

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BROOKE HOGAN IS A BIG GIRL NOW

We’re not convinced those implants did a thing for Brooke Hogan’s career. She’s supposedly working on a third album although the second one was a bomb. She has no steady TV work but she did a movie called “Devour” about high school cannibals. Playing a teenager is a stretch – at 22 she doesn’t look much like a high school student to us. (Above, Brooke with a friend in Miami)

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KATE HUDSON: SUDDENLY SELF CONSCIOUS

Kate Hudson is filming “Something Borrowed” in New York and she’s trying to be unobtrusive because the fuss over her supposed implants is embarrassing. Supposedly she recently enhanced her figure with some smallish natural looking implants. Other actresses like Julia Roberts got away with this subtle surgery without being found out. Since Kate hasn’t bothered to deny the procedure, we’re inclined to think it’s true.

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AMY WINEHOUSE COULDN’T LOOK HAPPIER

Amy Winehouse is popping out – from her top and for the evening. She looks hugely pleased with her new implants – now that she’s too voluptuous for her clothes, she might consider buying a new wardrobe. She’s pictured here going out for a night in Camden on a double date with her attractive friend Tyler James and another couple. If she ever REALLY gets her act together – we bet Pedro Almodovar would love to cast her in a movie.

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CALORIE CONSCIOUS BETHANY FRANKEL: HOW MUCH DO THOSE IMPLANTS WEIGH?

All this time we thought “Real Housewives of New York” star Bethany Frankel had a rockin’ body, but apparently we never saw her in a low cut dress. Yikes. Those cockeyed implants are very distracting. Bethany is promoting her low calorie “Skinny Girl Margarita” at the Montauk Yacht Club. Maybe she went to the same plastic surgeon as Tori Spelling.

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WHAT HAS CHYNA DOLL DONE TO HERSELF?

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Photo Credit: Pacific Coast News

Celebrity Rehab patient Chyna Doll (Joanie Laurer) looks different than she did on the show last season and we can’t figure out exactly why. Her face actually looks more normal than usual. Did she get bigger implants? Or did she lose weight, thus making the large implants she had, look even more inflated? We hope she hasn’t acquired an addiction to silicone. She’s showing off her new look, appropriately, at the premier of “The Wrestler.” And it was NOT a costume party.

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LATOYA JACKSON HAS DOLLY PARTON'S BODY

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Photo Credit: Splash News

We can’t remember the last time we saw LaToya Jackson NOT wearing that straw hat. She won’t leave home without it. She was photographed shopping on Rodeo Drive yesterday and, judging by her voluptuous shape, she has been back at the plastic surgeons office expanding her implants. Clothes shopping for a body like this requires infinite patience and motivation – especially on Rodeo Drive, where size 0 rules.

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