Carrot Top

CARROT TOP LOST FIFTY POUNDS OF MUSCLE

Things are happening in Las Vegas besides The Grammys. It was opening night for magician Criss Angel’s new show Amystika at the Criss Angel Theater at Planet Hollywood. Las Vegas regular Carrot Top turned up for the celebration and he looked normal – quite different from the last time we saw him. Remember a few years ago when Carrot Top says he became obsessed with working out in the gym three hours a day, and he turned into a 50-pounds-heavier bulging muscle monster? At the time he denied using steroids – but doesn’t everyone? Anyway, it appears he found a better use for his time…

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CARROT TOP GOT A MUCH NEEDED MAKEOVER

Makeover photo via: The WOW Report

While we’re on the subject of Las Vegas, we came across a startling photo of Carrot Top destined for the cover of Las Vegas magazine. The juiced up comic surrendered his tank top and shorts for a tailored suit and was even convinced to have his curly mop blown out straight. He admits it took HOURS to convince him to blow his hair straight – he was afraid it wouldn’t curl again. (What a loss that would be!) He grudgingly admitted his liked his new look.

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CARROT TOP AND HIS GIRLFRIEND LEAVING NEW YORK

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Photo Credit: Splash News

Carrot Top has a GIRLFRIEND! She was seen with him at La Guardia airport in New York. Does anyone out there know who she is? We assume she also lives in Las Vegas. Carrot Top’s odd and off-putting appearance – especially the eyebrows and eye makeup, make him seem strange, but his friends insist he is a truly nice guy.

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YES, IT'S CARROT TOP WITH A CUTE GIRL! HOW DID THIS HAPPEN?

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We don’t know WHAT to think about this photo of Carrot Top that came out of Las Vegas. He gets scarier looking every day and when he’s pictured next to an attractive woman, it’s even more evident. It’s also unsettling to contemplate just WHY she is in his arms. Is this an example of how fame and possibly money, makes a guy more appealing?
This just in: The pretty girl with Carrot Top has been identified as Julie McQueen and she happens to be very fond of him!

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CARROT TOP DRESSES DOWN AT FRED SEGAL

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Photo Credit: Buzz Foto

It’s always a surprise to run into Carrot Top – especially at the Fred Segal store in West Hollywood. We have no beef with “California casual” attire, but this look is WAY too locker-room sloppy for us. And while we’re on the subject of locker rooms, Carrot Top ought to think about working on his LOWER body for a change. His slim legs are a bit out of proportion.

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CARROT TOPLESS

carrot_topcut_buff2.JPGWARNING! We’re not sure why we find this report so revolting, but someone just told us that Carrot Top has been seen walking around West Hollywood with his shirt OFF. Yikes – even Matthew McConaughey doesn’t do THAT! Between his well publicized trips to the Bunny Ranch and the fact that he walks around Boys Town shirtless with those plucked eyebrows, Carrot Top certainly keeps us guessing.

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