Idiosyncrasies

SOMEWHERE THERE'S A LANDFILL FULL OF EDDIE MURPHY'S UNDERWEAR

Eddie Murphy came up. They agreed that he is probably the most demanding and arrogant celebrity they ever worked with. Eddie doesn’t believe in recycling. Every morning when he’s shooting a movie he demands a new set of special underwear and socks with the TAGS still attached. He puts it on, and at the end of the day THROWS IT AWAY. (Nothing is washed and re-used.) His motor home is stocked with toiletries like mouthwash and toothpaste and beverages, etc. EVERYTHING that has been opened is THROWN AWAY at the end of the day. He won’t use an opened bottle of mouthwash! Is he afraid someone will try to poison him or is he just power-mad? Can someone explain this insanity?

By hoodlum / October 23, 2008

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Idiosyncrasies Michael Jackson

MICHAEL JACKSON DOESN'T LIKE THE WAY BEVERLY HILLS SMELLS

Photo Credit: Pacific Coast News

Michael Jackson walked around Beverly Hills holding his nose today. His appearance was significant for several reasons. First, he is no longer in a wheelchair. But he is carrying a black umbrella (on a sunny day) that can be used as a cane – or a weapon. Most important of all, Michael has resigned himself to middle age – he has reading glasses hanging off his neck.

By hoodlum / October 23, 2008

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Dr? Phil Idiosyncrasies

DR PHIL EXPECTS EMPLOYEES TO READ ALL HIS BOOKS

The job shortage is more evident than ever because people are lining up to get jobs working on the Dr Phil show. And prospective workers apparently aren’t discouraged by the fact that new employees are required to read ALL FIVE of Dr Phil’s books before they start. It’s imperative that Dr Phil’s very important philosophies are clear in their minds!!

By hoodlum / June 20, 2008

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Carrot Top Fame Idiosyncrasies Money

YES, IT'S CARROT TOP WITH A CUTE GIRL! HOW DID THIS HAPPEN?

We don’t know WHAT to think about this photo of Carrot Top that came out of Las Vegas. He gets scarier looking every day and when he’s pictured next to an attractive woman, it’s even more evident. It’s also unsettling to contemplate just WHY she is in his arms. Is this an example of how fame and possibly money, makes a guy more appealing?
This just in: The pretty girl with Carrot Top has been identified as Julie McQueen and she happens to be very fond of him!

By hoodlum / May 5, 2008

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