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JUSTIN BIEBER CREATES MASS HYSTERIA AND CAN’T GET A TAN IN AUSTRALIA

He must have slept during the flight, because tween idol Justin Bieber couldn’t WAIT to get to the beach when he landed in Sydney, Australia. One hour after arriving, he was at Palm Beach on Sydney’s North Shore, with every hair still in place. He’s trying very hard to look cool, but he stands out because his Canadian skin is so white. A little color will do him a lot of good. Later, his only show in Australia was cancelled due to fan hysteria!

By Janet / April 25, 2010

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BABY ELEPHANT IS SYDNEY ZOO’S FINANCIAL SALVATION

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This baby elephant named Luk Chai has turned into a celebrity in Sydney, Australia, at the Taronga Zoo. Mischievous Luk is only a month old and he’s so playful that he draws huge crowds to the zoo. While many wildlife sanctuaries are struggling financially, little Luc has made his zoo the number one attraction for locals in the city.

By Janet / August 27, 2009

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PINK: WHO'S KISSING HER NOW?

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Pink and her still-husband Carey Hart were such a hit at the lesbian bar, Girl Thing, they visited in Sydney, that at the end of the evening they had to be escorted out. The separated but reunited married couple arranged their schedules to get together during Pink’s fourteen week tour of Australia. Pink recently admitted her attraction to women and apparently Carey is fine with it. We knew about that several years ago when Pink was seen kissing a stripper in the parking lot of Jumbo’s Clown Room in LA. Incidentally, strippers report Pink is not a generous tipper.

By Janet / June 8, 2009

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AUSTRALIA IS HOLLYWOOD'S DESTINATION

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Las Vegas is hurting partly because a lot of Hollywood party people have taken off for Australia for New Year’s Eve. It’s a new exciting destination – the weather is warm and the economy isn’t bad. Paris Hilton cashed in on the new trend – she’s being paid A MILLION DOLLARS to host a giant rave party on the beach there with numerous bands and ten thousand people expected. The whole event will be streamed live around the world. Australian tourism is sponsoring the big budget soiree.

By hoodlum / December 31, 2008

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KEITH URBAN IS WALKING TALL

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We were amused by this photo of Keith Urban making small talk with Lauren Bacall at the premier of his wife Nicole Kidman’s movie Australia – you never know who you’re going to run into at a premier. (Lauren played Nicole’s mother in the movie “Birth” ) Keith is looking especially good – perhaps because he’s taller than usual. Take a look at those high heels on HIM, not her.

By hoodlum / November 28, 2008

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RUSSELL CROWE: FATHER NOSE BEST

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Russell Crowe took his sons Charlie 41/2, and Tennyson, 2 , for a romp in the park and lunch at a cafe. From these pics it look like boy boys have little versions of daddy’s nose. Do you think Crowe was smart to turn down the role in “Australia” that went to Hugh Jackman?

By hoodlum / November 26, 2008

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AUSTRALIA IS ALL ABOUT HUGH JACKMAN'S PHYSIQUE

SOMEBODY’S in love with Hugh Jackman and if we didn’t know better we’d guess it was “Australia” director Baz Luhrmann. This is the first movie we’ve seen in which the leading MAN’s clothes were tighter than the leading lady’s. Hugh is lovingly photographed throughout the movie and when he has a shirt on, it’s SKIN TIGHT. Not to mention his pants. How a cowboy could possibly function in such attire without splitting a seam is never explained. Unfortunately, this added yet another element of artificiality to this fantasy/drama. The title “Australia” implies a historical epic of grand proportion and we were disappointed that it turned out to be just a contrived love story.

By hoodlum / November 25, 2008

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KEANU REEVES GOT A NEW SUIT AND NEW SHOES

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Keanu Reeves is back in Australia where he filmed his Matrix movies. This time he’s in Sydney promoting his new – and highly watchable – movie Street Kings. Reporters there were relieved to note that he got new shoes since the last time he visited wearing those old beat up sneakers. Next year he’s filming a remake of the 50’s classic “The Day the Earth Stood Still” – he’ll be starring as the alien who comes to earth – we can hardy wait.

By hoodlum / April 16, 2008

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AUSTRALIANS THINK BRANDON DAVIS IS A BILLIONAIRE PLAYBOY

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Brandon Davis is still in Sydney, Australia with his Aussie girlfriend model Cheyenne Tozzi, and he’s having such a good time he doesn’t want to come home. For one thing, he’s been gambling at casinos there and claims to have won $70,000. (Remember, he was detained for two hours at the airport when he arrived with TOO MUCH cash in his pocket.) Brandon also loves Australia because he’s a big celebrity there – they think he’s a “billionaire playboy” and there’s no TMZ to write insults about him. He only planned to stay for a week but he’s extended his trip several times and it’s already been a month. America’s loss is Australia’s gain!

By hoodlum / February 5, 2008

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