Brandon Davis

LINDSAY LOHAN MAY HAVE TRADED ONE BAD HABIT FOR ANOTHER

Lindsay Lohan may be sober but she seems to have replaced her substance abuse with an ANGER problem. She crashed a Ciroc party at Coachella and immediately started a big fuss demanding to get photographers thrown out. The party people WANTED the fotogs to cover the event and refused to evict them. They reminded her “It’s not YOUR party!” Lindsay got into such a nasty argument with paparazzi that SHE was asked to leave. Later she returned and apologized but she was still agitated. (Because she was sober?) When Paris Hilton and Brandon Davis came to the door (Remember “firecrotch?“) she told the organizers NOT to let them in. Of course they DID let them in, but Paris and Brandon were very relaxed and made no trouble while Lindsay fumed and fussed and made a big deal out of avoiding them. (Even Lindsay’s companion (assistant?) looked embarrassed.)

AVRIL LAVIGNE’S FORMER SIDEKICK BRANDON DAVIS IS GONE BUT NOT FORGOTTEN

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Avril Lavigne is single now and she can go anywhere she wants in her Chanel sneakers. We wonder if something happened between her and her close friend Brandon Davis because they haven’t been palling around. Brandon is in Europe now (mooching off other people?) He insists that he and Avril were just friends and he didn’t break up her marriage. We agree – and tend to believe that what Brandon and Avril had in common was more “substance” than “romance.“

BRANDON DAVIS IS SHOPPING FOR A WEALTHY COUGAR

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Brandon Davis is still in New York mooching off the few friends he has left. It’s no fun being broke when you used to have money to burn. He’s alienated most of his wealthy companions with his sticky fingers, so Brandon has decided to look for a suitable older woman – we hate to say it, but a cougar – to take care of him. An attractive older woman with loads of money in need of companionship would be perfect. Any suggestions from readers?

AUSTRALIANS THINK BRANDON DAVIS IS A BILLIONAIRE PLAYBOY

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Brandon Davis is still in Sydney, Australia with his Aussie girlfriend model Cheyenne Tozzi, and he’s having such a good time he doesn’t want to come home. For one thing, he’s been gambling at casinos there and claims to have won $70,000. (Remember, he was detained for two hours at the airport when he arrived with TOO MUCH cash in his pocket.) Brandon also loves Australia because he’s a big celebrity there – they think he’s a “billionaire playboy” and there’s no TMZ to write insults about him. He only planned to stay for a week but he’s extended his trip several times and it’s already been a month. America’s loss is Australia’s gain!

BRANDON DAVIS: LESS OF HIM TO LOVE

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Here’s walking-on-the-beach proof that starvation diets DO work – quickly, if not permanently. Brandon Davis spent two weeks on a 500 calorie a day liquid diet. He guzzled vitamin shakes instead of eating food and managed to take off twenty pounds. He does look better. Let’s see if he can KEEP it off.

BRANDON DAVIS CAN'T BELIEVE HIS GOOD LUCK AND WE CAN'T EITHER

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This breathtaking model is dating our own Brandon Davis! Granted, Brandon has lost about twenty pounds, but is THAT enough to attract Australian model Cheyenne Tozzi? He’s having major cash-flow problems these days. Apparently Cheyenne doesn’t read TMZ – they delight in skewering Davis and his brother Jason. This girl must be in love – from what we hear, SHE is paying for most of their dates. Judging by this photo, it appears he has enough money stashed to get his eyebrows shaped.

BRANDON DAVIS DEFENDS HIS MOTHER

brandoncutWhen we heard about the fracas at the wedding reception of Brandon Davis’s brother Alexander, we HAD to get to the bottom of it. According to In Touch, the happy event on June 30 at the Montage Resort in Laguna Beach was marred when Brandon and his estranged father Nebil Zarif (described as a Turkish -American wine importer and a macho playboy) got into a fistfight. According to our source, the fight STARTED when Zarif made a derogatory remark about his exwife, Brandon’s mother Nancy, and Brandon went berserk and attacked him. (Brandon uses his MOTHER’S last name – he knows where his bread is buttered) Zarif successfully kicked Brandon in the face, splitting his lip and sending blood flying all over. The pair continued to brawl, and police were called to break up the messy fistfight. By then there were flowers and broken glass and chairs strewn everywhere, the bride was crying, and Brandon had to be carried out. Even rich families have their trailer park moments.

JASON AND BRANDON DAVIS: VARYING DEGREES OF SUCCESS

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Against all odds, it appears that Brandon Davis’s brother Jason Davis is steadily losing weight and getting his act together. We’re not sure about the blonde hair yet, but maybe we’ll get used to it. It looks as if he’s already having some success with the opposite sex. He’s seen here leaving Hyde with a cute girl for a change – and looking very happy about it!
Brandon Davis, not looking so happy, seems to be instilling fear in the hearts of those two girls shrinking away from him as he leaves the same club alone. A few nights later we saw Brandon at the opening of the Diesel store on Melrose Avenue and he got a warm welcome from several girls. We’re wondering how it will affect Brandon’s social life when his roomate Paris Hilton is “away” for three weeks…

Davis: On the Scene

We know you love a good public scene, so here’s one – on a Friday in 2005 it was apparent Mischa Barton and Brandon Davis had split up. After dining at Koi with male friends, Brandon arrived at the Tropicana at the Roosevelt Hotel and was told Mischa was there with her friends . He turned around and walked out. The place was abuzz with news of their split. They are both immature and insanely jealous and Brandon suspected that Mischa had a fling with Hayden Christensen in Europe. That’s why he flew there in a hurry. Mischa thought Brandon retaliated by cheating with an exgirlfriend Sonja Kinski. On Saturday Brandon went to the movies with guy friends and Mischa was photographed at Mr Chow with another man. Saturday night Brandon was drinking and throwing ice at people at the Cabana Club. He was so drunk and annoying that a girl dumped a pitcher of cranberry juice on him. He and rowdy friends got a lecture from the club manager. The next day, after long phone conversations, Brandon and Mischa checked into the Four Seasons hotel in Beverly Hills. Sounded like a reconciliation was in the works…

THERE'S LESS OF BRANDON DAVIS TO LOVE

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Wow! The self indulgent Brandon Davis has finally paid attention. The photo above clearly indicates that Brandon has lost weight. We investigated and were told that he has indeed, lost over twenty pounds since Januuary. It seems those photos of him (see previous item about his lawsuit) ) coughing like a pig while on vacation in Hawaii, horrified him as much as it did us. He immediately cut back on his calories and has actually accomplished something for the first time we can remember. Maybe he should seek a deal with Jenny Craig.