Month: March 2011

JAY MOHR IS UNLIKELY CHOICE TO PLAY CHARLIE SHEEN BASED CHARACTER

“Law & Order: Criminal Intent” is jumping on the Charlie Sheen bandwagon and they’re featuring – of all people- comic Jay Cox Mohr (yes, he took his wife’s last name.) To avoid Charlie’s wrath, they’re making the character an incredibly successful and popular rockstar designer who makes tons of money and parties like there’s no tomorrow with few consequences. According to Deadline/Hollywood the plot includes a murder at a party full of cocaine and pornstars. Jay is an odd choice for two reasons: he looks more like a midwestern businessman than a playboy, and he lacks any fashion edge, to put it mildly. But he DID marry Playboy model Nikki Cox, so that gives him a little credibility.

ANOTHER BABY FOR K-FED? NO BIG DEAL

As if Britney Spears didn’t have ENOUGH people to support, there will soon be another open hand, albeit a tiny one. Britney’s dependent exhusband Kevin Federline has just impregnated his third baby mama (girlfriend Victoria Prince) with his fifth child. He has two children with Shar Jackson and two with Britney. Having no visible means of earning money doesn’t stop Kevin from producing offspring because he knows his meal ticket Britney will be supporting all of them. K-fed has proved to be as common as he looks.

MEG RYAN AND SON JACK ARE THRIVING IN MANHATTAN

Photo Credit: Pacific Coast News

Meg Ryan and her kids seem perfectly happy since they moved from Santa Monica, California, to New York City last year. Meg and her lanky 19 year old son Jack (with Dennis Quaid) are pictured here, both carrying organic juice. Jack is attending NYU and Meg is dating John Mellencamp. Mother and son have a similar fashion sense.

FOR REAL, CAMILLE GRAMMER IS STILL A BEVERLY HILLS HOUSEWIFE

Photo Credit: Pacific Coast News

Here’s absolute PROOF that Camille Grammer is returning to Bravo’s “The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.” She was photographed leaving a Lakers game at the Staples Center with her costar Kyle Richards. She and Kyle famously feuded last season and there’s no way they would be hanging out this weekend if they were not costars again. Camille has yet to admit she’s returning, but this photo settles the matter.

This squeaky clean sensation has an ugly side captured on tape! While recording a new album he broke into an impromptu rap – dropping derogatory terms about African Americans and Jews. SOMEHOW the tape wound up at a popular entertainment news show. They made a quick deal and, lo and behold, the tape was killed in exchange for numerous appearances by our bad boy!

Whodunit?? Guess who.

FERLIN HUSKY IS “GONE” – THANKS FOR THE MEMORIES


How we managed to overlook the death of Ferlin Husky on March 17, we’ll never know. But we have no intention of letting this pass without comment. Ferlin was one of those sexy rockabilly guys from the fifties who actually toured with Elvis as his opening act. He’s best known for “Wings of a Dove” but our favorite song of his was the melodramatic “Gone.” What a voice. The ultimate jukebox song for slow dancing. (Above, that’s Ferlin to the left of Elvis)

SARAH JESSICA PARKER’S TWINS ARE DADDY’S LITTLE GIRLS

Sarah Jessica Parker celebrated turning 46 by taking her 21 month old twin girls for a walk. We love this photo because it appears to us that little Tabitha and Marion are starting to resemble their daddy, Matthew Broderick, more every day. Sarah is finishing up her movie “I Don’t know How She Does It” close to home in New York.

JADA PINKETT SMITH HAS A WEAKNESS FOR CRYSTALS

Jada Pinkett Smith is a huge fan of crystals – she likes to wear them, touch them, and look at them. She’s apparently a frequent visitor at Crystalarium because she knows her way around the West Hollywood store. One of Jada’s first stops after returning from her daughter Willow’s European tour with Justin Bieber was the crystal store. A fellow shopper reported that Jada “spent a lot of money” – she picked out a gemstone pendant, several crystals and minerals, and books about crystal healing. Some people believe that gemstones have therapeutic qualities. Maybe she needed a quick cure for jet lag.