Chris Martin was his usual unsociable self when he and Gwyneth arrived at LAX after an overseas flight this week. The paparazzi followed them through customs and he became more and more irritable. Finally one malevolent photographer sneered to the uncooperative Coldplay singer "Hey Chris, how does it feel getting Brad's sloppy seconds?" (Referring to the fact that Gwyneth dated Brad Pitt before she married Chris) Chris LUNGED at the guy and security had to grab him to keep him from throttling the rude snapper. Chris ought to learn to ignore these comments - a violent reaction provides better photos.

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Every time we see Winona Ryder with big bags we wonder if they contain contraband of some sort. Were they all EMPTY when she left her house? Here she is at the airport putting on her innocent face as a mystery hand reaches in to grab that shoulder bag of hers.

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American Apparel employees were probably looking out their window snickering at the spectacle of Lindsay Lohan modeling the leggings from her new fashion line of legwear on Robertson Blvd. Lindsay has been buying tons of leggings from American Apparel and she was photographed so many times wearing them that she was asked to put her name on a competing line of leggings. We're not particularly impressed with her designs - are you?

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Friday night patrons at Food Court LA on 3rd Street, got a pleasant surprise with their mac and cheese. Pink turned up around 9 PM and the rumor quickly spread that she was planning to perform with some other musicians. It seems one of her bandmembers is friendly with the owner. Pink looked hot with freshly restored platinum hair and a black outfit- she was in the company of her new boyfriend Todd Morse - the shaggy haired guitarist from "Juliette and the Licks." They were very playful and even shared an illegal cigarette at one point. After the impromptu show hey left together looking really happy.

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Rachel Bilson is a sucker for a cute dog and so are we. Here she is devoting an afternoon to her rescued pup Thurman Merman. Rachel and a buddy took their dogs for canine beautification and then to a pet store for loads of treats.

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Mariah Carey showed off her new husband Nick Cannon in New York the other night. She has never looked happier - and look- no SPANDEX! The pair, who did not have a pre-nup, haven't had time to pick up a marriage license in the US, so the island wedding isn't legal yet. That leaves plenty of time for those pre-nup discussions. They're expected to fly to LA this weekend and have a wedding blowout for their west coast friends who couldn't make it to the ceremony. Just fifty or sixty people at a private home.

What could be more fun than spending an afternoon with Sharon Stone and Melanie Griffith on Robertson Blvd? We can't figure out HOW these two became friends - it IS a surprise. Of course they started with lunch at The Ivy and all eyes were upon them.

We're betting they had salads or swordfish and iced tea. After a gossipy lunch they left the Ivy (that guy in the light blue shirt looks familiar, doesn't he?) and strolled down the street.

On the corner, the girls popped into the pricey but spectacular store Les Habitudes, where glamour-puss Melanie tried on a gown over her jeans and Sharon seriously considered a tailored English-looking jacket. They did a little more window shopping before they hopped in their identical Black Bentley convertibles and took off.

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Why magazines and tabloids keep accusing Catherine Zeta-Jones of having gobs of plastic surgery, we don't know. She looks incredibly natural and pretty strolling around New York where she's working on her next romantic comedy "The Rebound." And after all, she's still in her thirties. Her husband Michael Douglas is way ahead of her when it comes to cosmetic procedures.