Madonna

MADONNA DIDN’T THINK IT COULD HAPPEN TO HER

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Madonna and her daughter Mercy, who’s getting very TALL, arrived at JFK International Airport in New York. Madonna’s still smarting from the shocking leak of 13 unfinished demos from her next album. She declared it was a form of terrorism and her personal computer might have been hacked. She said “It’s one thing if someone comes to your house and steals an object – that’s a violation – but, your WORK, as an artist, that’s devastating.” (It’s not that easy to feel sorry for her, is it?)

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WERE YOU OUTBID FOR MADONNA’S “DESPERATELY SEEKING SUSAN” JACKET?

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Julien’s Auctions was inumdated by Madonna fans and collectors this weekend when they had their Rock n’ Roll charity auction in Beverly Hills. Madonna’s clothing and memorabilia outsold all the other rockstars – from Elvis to Michael Jackson. The wedding gown she wore to marry Sean Penn sold for $81,250. but her jacket from 1985’s “Desperately Seeking Susan” trumped everything by going for $252,000! Disapponted bidders might be happy to know that replicas of that jacket are currently available online for an affordable price – $165.

LOURDES LEON IS ALREADY HOT STUFF ON CAMPUS

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Madonna’s daughter Lourdes, 18, goes by the name Lola Leon at the University of Michigan where she studies music, theater, and dance. She tries to live just like the other students. Lola shares a freshman dorm room and bunk beds with another student (Imagine being assigned a room with Madonna’s daughter!) and often eats pizza at the canteen with her friends. A source described her as sociable and polite, but quieter than one might expect. Of course she’s really pretty and stylish, and has created quite a stir with the guys on campus. Lola will never be short of dates.

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MADONNA HAS THE COLLEGE SPIRIT WITH FRESHMAN LOURDES

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Madonna claims to have briefly attended classes at the University of Michigan at Ann Arbor before she took off for New York and eventual stardom. She seems delighted that Lourdes chose to have the experience of attending the University of Michigan instead of a fancy private college. Students were thrilled to see Madonna and Lourdes on campus this week and also in Lourdes’s freshman dorm. (Can you imagine her living in a dorm?) Madonna and Lourdes were also seen eating at a local café near the campus. We’re betting that Lourdes, who is majoring in music and dance, will last longer than her mother.

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MADONNA: VACATION’S OVER, BACK TO SCHOOL

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Madonna looks exhausted at JFK upon returning from a long European vacation. She’s wearing comfy black fur slippers and a big blue scarf to hide behind. Her kids Rocco, David, and Mercy are right behind her. Lourdes returned early because she’s starting college at the University of Michigan in Ann Arbor and she has to get settled. She’s studying music, theater, and dance, and Lourdes is bound to have some fun times there. It’s good for her to get out of New York.

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THIS IS HOW MADONNA DRESSES FOR A DAY AT THE BEACH

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It looks like Madonna doesn’t believe in sunscreen because she’d rather cover herself from head to toe in clothing on a hot day than spray on the sunblock. How she manages to swim fully dressed will be interesting. She’s been vacationing in Ibiza, Spain for the past week and will not leave with a speck of tan. It IS an odd place to vacation if you avoid the sun…

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CHARLIZE THERON SHOULD HAVE A TALK WITH MADONNA BEFORE MARRYING SEAN PENN

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Madonna was married to Sean Penn for four years in the late 80’swhen he was at his Bad Boy worst. He was drinking heavily, getting into fights, and lost his driver’s license. One horrible Thanksgiving weekend he supposedly tied Madonna to a chair (“trussed her up like a turkey”) and tormented her for hours – including threatening to stick her head in the oven. She filed for divorce, but a few years later they made up and she started speaking to him again. Madonna might have some great advice tor Charlize about what to expect and how to handle Sean. Meanwhile Charlize seems to be picking up Sean’s bad habits – specifically his sour disposition.
(Above, Charlize is slumping so she doesn’t tower over her boyfriend)

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MADONNA AND KATY PERRY: ANOTHER PHOTOSHOP MIRACLE

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Photoshop is certainly the miracle of the decade. Only photoshop could make Madonna, 55, and Katy Perry, 29, look the SAME AGE in this Steven Klein shot for V Magazine. Arianne Phillips did a brilliant job on the 1940’s naughty pinup styling. We especially love the runs in Madonna’s silky black stocking. Madonna often uses a cigarette to give herself a harder edge.

MADONNA MEANS BUSINESS IN THE GYM

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Madonna is in West Hollywood and she could be coming to a gym near you! Madonna, 55, not only keeps up with her young dancers but she pushes them to exercise MORE. She’s hiding under her dark hoody as the sweaty group leaves a rigorous Soul Cycle class. But Madonna’s not finished – she took them all to a Pilates studio for more working out.

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FACE IT! LOURDES CICCONE IS A CELEBRITY IN HER OWN RIGHT

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Lourdes Ciccone was walking through Lincoln Center in New York with a friend, when paparazzi spotted her and gave chase. Her friend became angry and unnecessarily told everyone to “F—k off!” It’s time for Lourdes to get a grip on the fact that she is news and destined to create a stir wherever she goes. Madonna’s daughter has every intention of following her mother into show business and is studying all the performing arts in school – what does she expect?

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