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AMBER HEARD IS BECOMING RESTLESS IN SPAIN

Sin Since her disastrous trial with ex Johnny Depp, Amber Heard has been hiding out quite happily in Spain with her toddler daughter Oonagh (?) Yes, that’s her name. Hopefully it sounds better spoken than it looks in print. Between her successful first trial in the UK and the painful second one in the USA, Amber managed to film a movie “In the Fire,” that just premiered at the Taormina Film Festival in Italy. Fortunately no loud Johnny Depp fans turned up to torment her. She happily greeted her own fans (above) and announced that she does NOT plan to retire from film-making. She intends to settle things with Depp and proceed with her career. Meanwhile, her other movie Aquaman and the Lost Kingdom will be released later this year.

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MUSLIM WOMEN DEMONSTRATE AGAINST TERRORISM

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Speaking of Claire Danes‘ head scarf – this is what we’ve been waiting for. The Spanish Muslim Association in Madrid demonstrated against terrorism, jihadism, and FOR Charlie Hebdo, in the streets of Marbella. We’d like to see this kind of demonstration in the US, and especially, France. The demonstrators are not all WOMEN – the male Muslims had to demonstrate SEPARATELY, and not too close to the women. One woman held a sign saying “Keep calm – I’m not a terrorist.” What the world needs is more Muslims loudly denouncing violence and lack of equality for women.

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THIS IS HOW MADONNA DRESSES FOR A DAY AT THE BEACH

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It looks like Madonna doesn’t believe in sunscreen because she’d rather cover herself from head to toe in clothing on a hot day than spray on the sunblock. How she manages to swim fully dressed will be interesting. She’s been vacationing in Ibiza, Spain for the past week and will not leave with a speck of tan. It IS an odd place to vacation if you avoid the sun…

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DON’T CALL DITA VON TEESE A STRIPPER!

I GET DITA DEPARTING TOM BRADLEY IN HER MONET GREEN.

You’d have to call Dita Von Teese’s style “classic vintage.” Dita is immaculately groomed as she arrives at LAX to catch a flight to Spain. For the first time, she is performing her burlesque act there. Some people (mostly guys) have incorrectly called her a “stripper,” but if you’ve ever seen her act, it is FAR from that. Her music is carefully chosen, and of course her costumes – including the skimpy ones – are exquisite. Last time we saw her, she included ballet dancing in her act. It’s sexy and playful, but not the least bit offensive.

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WOODY ALLEN WISHES HE COULD AFFORD TO FILM IN NEW YORK LIKE JENNIFER ANISTON

Woody Allen and Soon- Yi and their daughters Bechet and Manzie are in beautiful Oviedo, Spain, where he filmed much of Vicky Cristina Barcelona. He’s in Spain for the premier of his latest movie “You Will Meet a Tall Dark Stranger” with Naomi Watts, Antonio Banderas, and Josh Brolin. In Madrid, he announced that he can no longer afford to film in New York and that’s why his movies take place in Europe. It’s funny that Jennifer Aniston’s movies have big New York budgets and Woody’s don’t.

IF SPAIN WINS WORLD CUP, ENRIQUE IGLESIAS VOWS TO CELEBRATE BY WATER SKIING NAKED

Enrique Iglesias just made spectator sports more interesting. The singer, 35, is mad about soccer and to prove his devotion, he vowed to water ski nude in Miami if Spain wins the World Cup. He declared “If Spain wins, I’ll get drunk and ski naked in Biscayne Bay this is what we used to do when we were kids!” Certainly the paparazzi in Florida are now rooting for Spain.