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CAN SEARS SURVIVE THE KARDASHIAN SISTERS?

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The Kardashian sisters posed for topless photos in a desperate attempt to save their Kardashian Kollection at Sears. The large fashion collection has been underperforming for the struggling department store chain, which was counting on the Kardashian name to stir up consumer interest and boost revenue. Sears invested a lot of money in the collection and it’s likely that Kim’s “fall from grace” after filing for divorce turned shoppers off. Posing topless for their new jean collection might help Sears – or it might not. Actually, we like Sears because it might be the oldest chain and mail-order store left (we collect old Sears catalogs) and we hope it survives the Kardashians.

KHLOE KARDASHIAN: WHO’S YOUR DADDY?

We have a feeling a giant Kan of Kardashian worms just opened. The two wives Robert Kardashian married AFTER he divorced Kris have BOTH claimed that Robert said Khloe was fathered by another man while he and Kris were on the outs, and was not actually his child. The women told Star Magazine that Robert loved Khloe but did not believe she was HIS child. Indeed, Kris has admitted she cheated on Robert while they were married and that’s what ultimately caused the divorce. It’s always been a running joke among the Kardashians that Khloe didn’t resemble her family – she’s bigger and has lighter, curly hair. This leaves the door open for every man Kris ever cheated with to come forward and sell his story and offer to take a DNA test. (Kris must be squirming.) This is going to be fun!

KHLOE KARDASHIAN’S HUSBAND LAMAR HAS A SHOE FETISH TOO

Khloe Kardashian isn’t the only shoe addict in her immediate family – her husband Lamar Odom has an even worse addiction to fancy footwear. It’s more serious for him because he wears a size 16 and has to have his shoes custom made. Even though he has his own line of fancy sneakers filling up his closet, Lamar HAS to have tons of designer shoes too. (Above, he’s wearing custom Gucci crocodile sneakers) Louboutin customizes shoes to order for Lamar and recently he indulged in a pair of yellow and purple high top sneakers with rhinestones that cost $2600.00.

KRIS JENNER TAKES FULL CREDIT FOR THE KARDASHIAN KONGLOMERATE

Brace yourself. The Kardashian empire last year earned 65 million dollars – more than Angelina Jolie, Tom Cruise, or Sandra Bullock. The Hollywood Reporter credits Kris Jenner for the family’s incredible success and Kris admits that initially SHE was inspired by the Hilton family (who must be green with envy about now.) The family splits a six figure check for each episode of their several reality shows, but this just serves as a marketing platform or “commercial” for their related efforts: the Dash stores, books, fragrances, skin care, diet products, a line for Sears, etc – next up are slot machines for The Mirage Hotel. Kris says “Who knew it would be this profitable? I should have had more kids!”

DO YOU WANT TO SMELL LIKE KHLOE KARDASHIAN AND LAMAR ODOM?


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The first unisex fragrance we recall coming on the market was Calvin Klein’s CK back in the early 90’s. Here we go again with “Unbreakable,” the new his and hers scent by Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom. Watching this video makes us think Kris Jenner must have strong-armed Lamar into doing it. They seem like a happy couple, but do we want to smell like them?

WHO KNEW THE KARDASHIAN SISTERS WERE BIG SEARS SHOPPERS?

Shopping at Sears will never be the same. Giant blow-ups of the Kardashian sisters will be all over the store. Kim, Kourtney, and Khloe are combining talents to introduce the Karadashian Kollection, which will blanket the store with clothing, jewelry, lingerie, handbags, hats, gloves, and shoes. Can washing machines and lawn mowers be far behind? The chain expects to rake in 200 to 300 million dollars from the Kollection the first year. We were most amused by Kim’s remark “We always shopped at Sears and thought it would be the perfect place for our collection.” Funny, she’s been photographed shopping at a lot of places, but never Sears.

CHRISTMAS: THE KARDASHIANS MINUS THE JENNERS

The Kardashian Christmas cards are all over the place today so we had to pick our favorite. His one happens to be from back in the 90’s when their real father Robert Kardashian was alive – and doing everything he could behind the scenes to get OJ acquitted. Kris divorced Robert in 1990 and married Bruce Jenner the following year so she was no longer a Kardashian. It’s funny that they sent out cards with Khloe’s name misspelled.

THE KARDASHIANS DIDN’T WANT TO BE INVESTIGATED

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Kardashian sisters actually had a pang of conscience and didn’t want to cheat their fans when they backed out of their debit Kard deal. Kim, Khloe, and Kourtney didn’t mind pocketing the excessive fees the cards charged, but what they didn’t like were the negative accusations that went along with it. The Attorney General of Connecticut threatened to investigate their Kard for violating consumer protection laws. That’s why they terminated their profitable debit card agreement.

KHLOE KARDASHIAN IS A DEAD RINGER FOR LAMAR ODOM’S EXWIFE

Khloe Kardashian’s husband Lamar Odom was not happy when his exwife Liza Morales refused to allow their children Destiny, 12, and LJ, 9, to appear on his and Khloe’s new reality show. He sued Liza for visitation rights to his children and reduced child support. Liza remarked that she was surprised he was interested in his kids all of a sudden because he spent so little time with them over the years. The reality series will go on without the kids, but we were astonished by how much Lamar’s exwife Liza resembles Khloe. Liza could be another Kardashian sister!