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A PIECE OF THE KARDASHIAN EMPIRE IS FOR SALE

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Looks like Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom are having a hard time unloading their marital home in Tarzana. They bought the 8,347 sq ft house in fall of 2009 right after their hasty marriage. The gaudy and architecturally insignificant McMansion’s most arresting feature appears to be the 15 car driveway. The house has been offered as a “pocket listing” since November with no bites. Maybe it’s the 5.5 million dollar price tag. Now it’s on the MLS and maybe a fan of the Kardashian reality show will want a pricey piece of the family’s life.

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THAT’S KHLOE KARDASHIAN UNDER THAT BLACK HOODIE

Khloe Kardashian looks like she’s either in mourning or looking to hold up a convenience store in her big black hoodie. Not a great look considering she’s shopping at expensive emporiums Barneys and Maxfield where the customers often look like a million bucks. Her divorce doesn’t seem to be affecting her spending habits.

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KHLOE KARDASHIAN DEFLECTS ATTENTION WITH HER HANDBAG

Khloe Kardashian is using her big expensive handbag to block photographers from shooting her entire body. Wonder if she’s regretting the fact that she married Lamar Odom after knowing him only 30 days. The urgency of a televised wedding took precedence over common sense. In a way, she married a stranger. Since the 2009 wedding Khloe has been trying desperately to get pregnant. It’s probably better that she didn’t. Wouldn’t it be ironic if she turned up pregnant NOW?

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KHLOE KARDASHIAN IS FEELING SORRY FOR HERSELF

Khloe Kardashian wants the world to know how much she is suffering due to her husband Lamar Odom’s drug problems and recent DUI, not to mention their shaky marriage. She’s feeling sorry for herself and announced dramatically on Twitter, “As much as I wish I were made of steel …I’m not.” She went on to assure her fans that her husbands troubles won’t break her, although they’re coming close to it. In the middle of all this self-pity she took time to post a glamour shot of herself on Instagram, looking suitably melancholy, proving that when you’re a Kardashian, any time is a good time for self-promotion.

IS LAMAR ODOM BEING SET UP?

How’s this for a wild theory? A source of ours is convinced that the Kardashians made up all the crack charges against Khloe’s husband Lamar Odom. The source says sure, Lamar did some partying – all the basketball players do, but it was no big deal. The family wants to DISCREDIT Lamar so when he and Khloe divorce, it will make Khloe look like the good guy, as in ”Poor Khloe- she tried so hard to save him and the marriage!.” come to think of it, the theory isn’t so far-fetched…

WILL THE REAL LAMAR ODOM PLEASE STAND UP!

Wow! Even WE were taken by surprise by the news that Lamar Odom not only cheated on his wife Khloe Kardashian, but he’s a secret crack addict! It’s almost too dramatic to be true. TMZ claims crack cocaine is Lamar’s weakness and that he’s disappeared and may be on a binge right now. Radaronline insists Lamar’s problem is Hillbilly Heroin (oxycontin) and prescription drugs. And all this time we thought it was the Kardashians driving him nuts. How this sensational news affects Kris’s talk show renewal remains to be seen.

KIM KARDASHIAN SIMPLY HAS NO USE FOR ANIMALS

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Here’s Kim Kardashian filming her reality show in Miami along with her sister Khloe while trying to convince fans that she likes animals. She grew increasingly uncomfortable as she carried a tiny white Persian kitten that struggled and squirmed to get away. She held it by the neck to keep it from escaping and finally gave up and switched with Khloe- Kim carried the iced teas and Khloe carried the kitten. By the way, Kanye West supposedly designed Kim’s peculiar white shoes…

KRIS HUMPHRIES DODGED A BULLET WHEN KIM DUMPED HIM

In the wake of Lamar Odom’s depressing departure from the Dallas Mavericks, Kris Humphries must be thanking his lucky stars that he dodged THAT Kardashian bullet. It could have been HIM! Lamar’s future is uncertain at best – he won’t be playing at all for the rest of the season and he and Khloe just signed a lease in Dallas. Maybe it’s the Kardashian Kurse – all that reality TV fuss and intrusive cameras and notoriety might not be conducive to good ball playing. In fact, Khris’s game suffered also during his short marriage to Kim, and the marriage’s abrupt ending might be a boon to his career.

PETA HAS TURNED ON THE KARDASHIANS

Kim Kardashian can’t do anything right lately. She was publicly doused with flour and labeled a “fur hag!” by an animal activist who protests the fact that Kim flaunts fur. Now she says she’s planning to sue the flour tosser (who had nothing to do with PETA) and PETA has stepped up and volunteered to pay for the flour demonstrator’s legal defense. It’s all the stranger because PETA foolishly paid Khloe Kardashian to strip for one of their “Fur? I’d rather go naked” billboards and the event was prominently featured on “Keeping Up With The Kardashians” in 2008. Despite that, the Kardashians started peddling fur in their DASH boutiques and ignored PETA requests to stop. Obviously, PETA should give more thought to the spokespeople they choose to hire for their billboards.

KHLOE WANTS TO DRAG LAMAR AWAY FROM THE HOTEL GROUPIES

As if Lamar Odom didn’t have enough to worry about, his wife Khloe wants to move. (Lamar just played an incredibly bad game against The Lakers.)The pair have been living comfortably in the $7500 a month penthouse of the “W” hotel in Dallas since he was traded to The Mavericks. The hotel is convenient to where Lamar plays ball but Khloe is not happy about the fact that Lamar occasionally hangs out in the Ghost Bar in the hotel. The bar is loaded with girls and groupies who hit on him and Khloe is irritated. She wants to lease a private house as soon as possible so they can be alone together.