Hollywood Whodunit

This technically isn’t a whodunit since our celebrity was the victim and not the perpetrator. This A-list star has been in the limelight since elementary school, having a successful Hollywood career spanning decades. Now that other less successful child stars have started revealing they were sexually abused as kids, our celeb is terrified of getting dragged into the headlines. Our former child star was also abused, but fears it will damage a successful career. Even though this now-adult performer has been asked by a former costar from childhood to corroborate the stories of abuse on one of their sets, this star is choosing to remain silent, fearing damage to a squeaky-clean image.

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For decades, these two equally famous A-list actors were closer than Siamese twins. They worked together, partied together, invested together and were the definition of BFFS. Luckily their significant others also got along famously so it made for good times for everyone. One of the actors went through a very public breakup and rebounded with a new love and therein lies the problem: the other actor and his wife can’t stand the new partner and it’s affected their friendship. Before you start guessing, this is NOT about Matt Damon and Ben Affleck. Contrary to some reports, Matt and his wife happen to ADORE Jennifer Lopez, so guess again.

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There’s a reason this long time  and well-liked couple has appeared to defy the Hollywood odds and stay happily married – THEY’RE SWINGERS! They have a tight-knit group of celebrity friends and industry movers and shakers, and they host sex parties – frequently swapping partners. They’re smart enough to only invite A-Listers into this group because they wouldn’t want their secret revealed or used against them for nefarious purposes. Long story short, they host swinging sex parties at their Santa Barbara home -away from Hollywood -and that explains why they appear so happy after all these years.

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This star has been going through a rough time lately, with speculation buzzing that it’s caused by a stalled career or relationship problems. If only it were that simple. The real issue is he feels like a she, and is seriously contemplating having a sex change operation! While Chaz Bono was arguably the first face of celebrity sex changes until Bruce Jenner decided to become Caitlin, if this worldwide star decides to switch genders he will instantly become the BIGGEST celebrity sex change story ever! To say he’s a household name would be an understatement and if he changes genders the story will dominate the headlines and likely torpedo his career and relationship – which is why he’s torn.

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These two A-list female performers have a lot in common, especially when they’re between the sheets! Although both have hinted at being bisexual, their most recent significant relationships have been with the opposite sex. Right now, they’re secretly working on a project together and during their downtime, they’re getting busy in the bedroom. Currently it’s still just a friends with benefits situation, but the younger of the two is developing strong feelings for the slightly older one and wants to go public. The older one isn’t ready for that, but if it ever happens they will definitely be a power couple.

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These two A-listers have a lot in common, especially when they’re between the sheets! Although both have alluded to being bisexual, their most recent significant relationships have been with the opposite sex. They’re secretly working on a project together and during their downtime they’re getting busy in the bedroom. As of now it’s still just a friends with benefits situation, but the younger of the two is developing strong feelings for the slightly older one, and wants to go public. The older one isn’t ready for that, but if it ever happens, they WILL definitely be a power couple…

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This A -list couple’s unexpected divorce shocked the world as they seemed to be picture perfect. As more and more juicy details of their split suddenly become public, including infidelity on the wife’s part, don’t expect it to get much nastier. Here’s why: The handsome clean-cut husband has some weird sexual fetishes including wearing women’s undergarments. Our conniving wife has a cache of photos of him dressed in frilly lace panties. He knows if they ever become public it would torpedo his career, so he’s doing his best to not badmouth his ex and telling his loose lipped friends to zip it.

This former boy-bander hasn’t aged as well as he hoped. While we never found him particularly attractive, back in the day, scores of his female fans went to bed dreaming of him every night. But those dreams might now be nightmares, since he secretly wears a toupee. He’s working on his comeback tour and has a full-time hairstylist whose only task is to glue on his wig. He’s terrified of aging so before he takes the stage again he’s scheduled numerous cosmetic procedures, but wrinkles aside, his biggest fear is that his female followers will discover he’s basically bald.

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Look closely the next time you see a photo of this international superstar because he recently had a $200,000 facelift from a top Beverly Hills plastic surgeon – but the ordeal wasn’t without some drama. Hours after the procedure, the athletic star developed an unexpected hematoma (a pooling of blood under the skin that is one of the risks of the surgery) and had to be rushed back to the hospital to repair the problem. Thanks to the emergency surgery for the hematoma, the star now thinks he’s pulled a little too tight, which is why he’s sporting facial hair until he can have another procedure in hopes of making his facelift less obvious.

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We’re keeping this one anonymous, since we don’t want to jeopardize the police investigation. It’s one of the priciest gated communities in Los Angeles and its residents read like a who’s who of the rich and famous. Despite state of the art security, and homeowners dues OVER  $10,000 a month (!) the neighborhood has been hit with more than a few recent burglaries. One B list but wealthy resident was robbed weeks ago of millions of dollars worth of  jewels and designer handbags. Now some of the celebrity residents (including a pop star and a musical legend) are SO terrified that they’re arming themselves, taking shooting lessons as a GROUP. None of the robberies are being reported because if word got out about the break-ins, house values would plummet.