Butts

KHLOE KARDASHIAN: WHAT’S WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE?

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We’re astonished by this photo of Khloe Kardashian for more than one reason. First of all, her backside is ENORMOUS and not entirely natural looking. Secondly, she is wearing a skin-tight black leather skirt while running an errand at Fusion Luxury Motors in Northridge, where they buy and sell ultra fancy and collectible vintage cars. Whether she’s looking to buy a car or unload one is not known, but we’re betting those mechanics gave her plenty of attention. You don’t see people walking around Northridge dressed like this every day.

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NICOLE MURPHY SHOWS HER BEST SIDE

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Have red carpet arrivals degenerated into a butt contest – thanks to Kim Kardashian? When Nicole Mitchell Murphy was married to Eddie Murphy he warned all of his employees NOT to look at her! How times have changed. Nicole flashed her rear end at a black tie gala in Beverly Hills. We wonder if this photo makes Michael Strahan GLAD or SORRY that they called off their engagement…

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DID IGGY AZALEA SAY YES TO PLASTIC SURGERY? LOOKS THAT WAY.

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Australian-born rapper Iggy Azalea, 24, is a big deal since she recently had TWO songs topping the Billboard Hot 100 charts – “Fancy” and “Problem” – a situation that rarely happens. So now the 5’10” former model is being scrutinized, and the general consensus is that she has had plastic surgery – specifically butt augmentation. Her backside is, indeed, huge in the spandex outfit she wore when she performed on the Today show. Now she has the strange proportions of Nicki Minaj. Click HERE to see before and after photos.

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KIM AND KANYE ARE OFF TO ROB A BANK!

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Just kidding, but this is how Kanye West and Kim Kardashian disguised themselves in Paris today, hoping to slip in to the gym unrecognized. Passers-by probably DID jump out of their way as the pair walked down the street. They look like they might have crime on their minds. But as soon as Kim and Kanye walked by, her undisguised rear end gave away their identities and paparazzi came running. Note to Kim: next time cover up your bottom AND your face!

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NICKI MINAJ DOESN’T MIND HAVING FOREIGN OBJECTS SEWN INTO HER BODY

Nicki Minaj’s new visibility on American Idol brings up the subject of her plastic surgery all over again. The first time we saw Nicki with her out-of-proportion large hips and enormous backside we were in shock. We couldn’t imagine what kind of plastic surgeon would DO that to a person! You can never buy clothes off the rack again! Most women we know would kill to have SMALLER hips and butts. But Nicki is obviously thrilled with her new caboose and flaunts it at every opportunity. So it DOES take all kinds!

KIM KARDASHIAN LOST THE BATTLE OF THE BUTTS

Kim Kardashian’s most serious romance to date was with ballplayer Reggie Bush and they had an off and on relationship for years until he decided he didn’t want to be “tied down” and they split last year. So imagine her shock when Reggie promptly took up with Cuban model/singer Mayra Veronica, whose measurements are surprisingly similar to Kim’s! And six months later, Mayra is flashing a huge ring on her finger that spells commitment. Kim is not accustomed to rejection. We predict back problems for both women in the future.

KIM KARDASHIANS ARE POPPING UP ALL OVER

If you don’t think Kim Kardashian is one of the most influential celebrities in Hollywood, take a look at this Nike ad. The model is a dead ringer for Kim and it’s all about accepting her ample bottom. The ad doesn’t make much sense but it’s obvious that Kim‘s fame is spreading far and wide if Nike executives are taking her seriously.

Update: Nike says they had nothing to do with this ad and don’t know where it came from – even though many women liked the message that it’s OK to have a butt. Who created this remains a mystery, but the Kim K connection is still obvious.