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JESSICA BIEL: WHERE’S JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE WHEN YOU NEED HIM?

Sorry, but if this is the result of Justin Timberlake telling his fiancée Jessica Biel what to wear, we think she should stop listening. Jessica is one of the true natural beauties in Hollywood and this is how she showed up for the “Total Recall” premier in London. She has admitted that Justin is in the habit of giving her fashion and beauty advice. Her dress is awfully fussy and the feathered peplum gives her an odd shape. Her haircut is a bit droopy for a festive evening out. On the other hand, maybe Justin WASN‘T around to check out this look before she left the hotel.

Photo Credit: Pacific Coast News

Friday, August 17, 2012

JACKIE STALLONE DOESN’T KNOW WHEN TO STOP

#jackiestallone #plasticsurgery #janetcharlton

The Expendables 2 premier in Hollywood was loaded with celebrities but the irrepressible Jackie Stallone got as much attention as any of them. It’s nice to see that Sly and his astrologer mother are still close – she can be a handful. Believe it or not, Jackie is 90 years old and except for the inflated lips, she looks pretty darn good. It’s time for Sly to cut his mother’s plastic surgery allowance.
Photos via: Daily Mail

UPDATE: Sylvester Stallone says this is NOT his mother! Jackie Stallone was not at the premier and this unidentified imposter fooled everyone!

Thursday, August 16, 2012

DAVID BECKHAM’S UNDERPANTS: LOVE ‘EM OR HATE ‘EM?

#davidbeckaham #underwear #janetcharlton

H&M is launching a huge print and billboard ad campaign featuring David Beckham in some very revealing underpants. Apparently H&M intends to out-sex Calvin Klein’s startling underwear ads that once featured Mark Wahlberg’s abs. H&M is also planning to erect a number of ten foot statues of Beckham and his bulging crotch in NY, LA, and San Francisco. Mothers are already complaining that they don’t want their kids to see their soccer idol David looking like that. And of course there is considerable speculation as to whether there is any enhancement…

Thursday, August 16, 2012

THE DAY ELVIS DIED

#elvispresley #janetcharlton

It’s a day to reminisce. Elvis Presley died 35 years ago today and we remember that day with total clarity. We had just exited the Hollywood freeway after a day of thrift shopping with a friend, when Elvis‘s sudden death was announced on the radio. We almost drove off the road in shock. We were SO upset and tearful we couldn’t drive, and had to pull into Tiny Naylor’s Drive-in on the corner of La Brea and Sunset to compose ourselves and have a cold drink. People at the drive-in were in shock and disbelief also. Waitresses wept. Little did we know Tiny Naylor’s would be gone in a few years too.

Thursday, August 16, 2012

RIHANNA IS STILL TRYING TO EXCUSE CHRIS BROWN’S BRUTAL BEHAVIOR

#rihanna #oprah #janetcharlton

Rihanna’s frank discussion with Oprah about the night she was assaulted by her boyfriend Chris Brown is sadly in character with the way many women react when beaten by their loved one. Shockingly, Rihanna described the vicious attack as a “cry for help.” She, like many women, didn’t want to believe that the man who had been their best friend and lover was capable of such deliberate brutality. So they try to conjure up an excuse, or even blame themselves. He couldn’t help it – he lost his temper. He didn’t mean it. She worried about HIM being called a monster! It’s awful to suffer the humiliation of being beaten, AND lose the person you love in one fell swoop. Rihanna desperately wanted to find a reason to forgive him because she still loved him. Horrified fans made that difficult to do at the time, but if Rihanna doesn’t wise up and realize that Chris is an arrogant and brutal man responsible for his own actions, she still might take him back.

Thursday, August 16, 2012

TOKIO HOTEL: BILL KAULITZ’S FASHION EVOLUTION

#tokiohotel #billkaulitz #janetcharlton

Last time we saw the German band Tokio Hotel (bottom photo) was two years ago and the lead singer Bill Kaulitz was looking a lot more androgynous, but dependably fashion forward. His skater style twin brother Tom always had dreads (behind Bill in the top photo) so he hasn’t evolved quite so much. The band showed up at Bootsy Bellows nightclub in Hollywood and Bill posed with a fan, above.

Top Photo Credit: Pacific Coast News

Wednesday, August 15, 2012

CHRISTINA AGUILERA HAS HER PROBLEMS PHOTOSHOPPED AWAY

As long as photoshopping is available, Christina Aguilera has no intention of worrying about her weight. In new promotional photos (top photo) for The Voice, Christina appears flawless and and much slimmer than she was just a few months ago. Christina has defended her size and insists she’s happy with her looks. But if that’s true, why does this new photo seems so retouched?

Wednesday, August 15, 2012

JENNIFER GARNER AND HER CHUBBY SON SAMUEL

Like Gwen Stefani, we think Jennifer Garner must be a great mom to have. She spends a lot of time with her kids and keeps them entertained. Jennifer, 40, gave birth to her first son, little Samuel, six months ago and he’s just as good looking as her two daughters Violet, 6, and Seraphina, 3. We always thought Ben Affleck was smart to choose Jennifer Garner as a wife instead of Jennifer Lopez. Garner is currently promoting her movie “Odd Life of Timothy Green” which is family-friendly and really sweet.

Wednesday, August 15, 2012

NOTHING GETS BETWEEN EVELYN LOZADA AND HER REALITY CAREER

#evelynlozada #janetcharlton

Having watched the Chad “Ochocinco” Johnson wife battering story go down we’ve formed a few conclusions. Chad and Basketball Wives reality star Evelyn Lozada both seem to seek the limelight to excess, and their July wedding was filmed by VH1 for their own reality show “Ev and Ocho.” When the head-butting incident put an end to Chad’s job with the Miami Dolphins and AND VH1 cancelled their reality show, Evelyn filed for divorce the next day! We’re betting if the show WASN’T cancelled she would have made a big deal out of forgiving him on camera and the show would have gone ON. But since her marriage is no longer useful to her reality career, Evelyn is moving on to where the grass is greener. That’s how these “reality marriages” seem to go…

Wednesday, August 15, 2012

IMAGINE JAMES GANDOLFINI AND JULIA LOUIS-DREYFUS AS A COUPLE!

Elaine Benes with Tony Soprano? Hard to imagine, but Seinfeld’s Julia Louis-Dreyfus IS costarring with Sopranos star James Gandolfini in an untitled romantic comedy now filming in Los Angeles. Julia plays a masseuse who inadvertently falls in love with the husband of a new friend, and that husband turns out to be Gandolfini.
Photo Credit: Pacific Coast News

Photo Credit: Pacific Coast News

Tuesday, August 14, 2012