Photoshop?

MADONNA: FORGET ABOUT THE GRAMMYS

When Madonna posts a photo of herself on social media, you just KNOW there’s a very specific reason. It’s not impulsive. We’re analyzing this recent pic to figure out what she’s thinking. First of all, it LOOKS like she’s not wearing makeup – and looks darn good. Also she wants you to note that the injection induced “facial swelling” that caused an uproar at the Grammys and had her griping about misogyny and ageism, is gone. We’re not sure about the shaggy red hair – is it real or a wig? Only time will tell…

Photo: Instagram

By Janet / June 14, 2023

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Kylie Jenner Photoshop Pin-Up

HOW DESPERATE CAN A GIRL BE?

Just when you thought they couldn’t get any worse, one of the Kardashians posts another heavily photoshopped personal pin-up. Kylie Jenner wants you to love her, but says she “couldn’t think of a caption” for this photo. My caption is above, what’s YOURS?

Photo: Instagram

By Janet / October 24, 2022

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Catwoman Cosmetic Surgery Filter Jocelyn Wildenstein Lloyd Klein Photoshop

JOCELYN “CATWOMAN” WILDENSTEIN HAS DISCOVERED BEAUTY FILTER

It’s been awhile since we’ve seen socialite Jocelyn “Catwoman” Wildenstein, 82, and her fiancé of five years, fashion designer Lloyd Klein, 55, because they moved to New York- specifically Trump Tower. You might remember that Jocelyn became a billionaire when she divorced her art dealer husband Alec Wildenstein, and she invested heavily in her own cosmetic surgery. The feisty couple livened up Trump Tower by having several loud rather violent incidents (arguments?) where police were called. Perhaps inspired by Madonna, Jocelyn has joyfully started filtering her photos (top pic) – maybe it will take the place of cosmetic procedures.

Top Photo: instagram

Unfiltered Bottom Photo Credit: BACKGRID-USA Jocelyn and Lloyd out to dinner in NYC

By Janet / September 12, 2022

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Abs Khloe Kardashian Photoshop

KHLOE KARDASHIAN GOT HER ABS THE EASY WAY

PHOTOSHOP FAIL!! You don’t have to be Arnold Schwarzenegger to detect some very amateur photoshopping on Khloe Kardashian’s abs in the photo above. Real abs never looked swirly like this! Somebody should have consulted a muscle magazine before attempting to improve her physique. Did you know the Kardashian family has a FULL-TIME 9 to 5 photoshop expert working for them every day of the week, making sure NO photo is released without beautification? So we may NEVER know what these girls who love to get undressed, REALLY look like!

PHOTO: Instagram

By Janet / July 24, 2022

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Fake! Filter Khloe Kardashian Photoshop

HOW MUCH OF KHLOE KARDASHIAN IS REAL?

Who needs plastic surgery or weight control? Certainly not Khloe Kardashian! She has taken photoshopping or filtering (whatever it’s called) to new extremes and we barely recognize her in this photo. Khloe and Madonna should merge their self-improvement expertise and create a business out of this somehow. How many “corrections” can you find in this photo?

Photo: Instagram

By Janet / September 29, 2021

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Christina Aguilera Photoshop?

CHRISTINA AGUILERA: DID SHE OR DIDN’T SHE?

Not sure if Christina Aguilera was inspired by Brittany Spears or not, but she’s definitely been posting sexier photos of herself lately. This photo is far from her best, but it did get a lot of attention from observers commenting on obvious photoshopping, especially in the thighs area. We know Christina loves to eat, so it’s not out of the question…

Photo: Instagram

By Janet / September 17, 2021

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Family Khloe Kardashian Photo Photoshop Vintage

KHLOE KARDASHIAN WANTS TO CHANGE HISTORY

This vintage photo of the Kardashians and Jenners appeared on Instagram and we can only IMAGINE how upset Khloe must be – because she wasn’t able to photoshop her face! Everybody looks fresh and natural. It’s only a matter of time before she has the picture removed. Unless, of course, she’s come up with a method for photoshopping vintage photos. When there’s an app for that, Khloe will get it first!

Photo: Instagram

By Janet / August 25, 2021

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Khloe Kardashian Photoshop Selfie

KHLOE KARDASHIAN: LOSING TOUCH WITH REALITY?

Khloe Kardashian has waaaaaay too much time on her hands. It appears she is the least productive of the Kardashian/Jenner sisters. She seems to spend her days taking selfies and meticulously photoshopping (or “Facetuning”) every tiny flaw she perceives on herself. No longer satisfied with slimming her jaw and clarifying her skin, she’s also slimming her arms and body. (Of course she may have professional help doing this) but she posts these unnaturally glamorous pics of herself on a daily basis. There’s nothing WRONG with her natural looks- who does she think she’s fooling? We’re guessing she’s carefully avoiding the paparazzi these days, because THEIR photos don’t lie…

Photo: Instagram

By Janet / August 14, 2021

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Bed Bath & Beyond Cartoon Kris Jenner Photoshop

KRIS JENNER – OR A FACSIMILE?

We weren’t surprised to see Kris Jenner promoting some item she’s involved with on Instagram. It’s a Getsafely cleaning product that she claims “smells great and actually works.” What DID surprise us is the extent of photoshopping in the photo! Looks like the Kardashians have become the leading experts in image altering, and it’s getting out of hand. Kris actually looks less like a human, and more like a cartoon character standing in Bed Bath & Beyond!

Photo: Instagram

By Janet / August 3, 2021

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Christina Aguilera Photoshop

CHRISTINA AGUILERA REALITY CHECK

Apparently Christina Aguilera has acquired the Kardashian photoshop obsession and the result is this Health magazine cover, posted and ironically captioned by Christina: “Accepting yourself is what beauty is all about”

Photo: Instagram

By Janet / April 13, 2021

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