MORGAN FREEMAN'S WIFE SAYS IT'S OVER

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The National Enquirer was right all along when they said that Morgan Freeman’s wife Myrna had consulted a divorce lawyer. She suspected that Morgan was having an affair with a friend of hers. Now that he’s been caught red-handed in a car accident with another woman, the news of his impending divorce has been verified by his business partner. However,The Enquirer doesn’t think his elusive passenger, Demaris Meyer, is the woman his wife suspects he cheated with. To her credit, Myrna, who was working out of town, offered to come to the hospital after the accident but Morgan told her not to. The Enquirer has better scoops than all those other “entertainment” magazines put together. We love tabloids!

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19 thoughts on “MORGAN FREEMAN'S WIFE SAYS IT'S OVER

  1. It always irritates me when people scoff at The Enquirer. It scoops all the other magazines several times, yet people think it is a “rag of lies.”

  2. I agree, The Enquirer RAWKS they have broken many MANY stories and The Star used to be good back when Janet Charlton used to write for ’em… as for Morgan, YAWN- another horny ol’ H’wood coot.

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  4. Why does the Enquirer think that and how do they know?

  5. I gained a new respect for the Enquirer during that farce of the OJ Simpson trial. He swore he had never worn those Bruno Magli “ugly ass shoes” that there were footprints of at the crime scene. The Enquirer promptly produced a picture of him doing color commentary wearing “those ugly ass shoes.” I would trust the Enquirer over Star any day of the week.

  6. Mogan was getting his nubbin shucked by a white woman and lost control of the car. Myrna has long been known as refusing that kind of action. The real question is how low is this white woman in seeking some fame!

  7. I love the Enquirer. Of course I am 75 years old and live in a trailer in the Appalachians without running water, but then again, I am their target demographic.

  8. Hey, Strom! You’re right! That’s what I was thinking, however, you put it so much more poetically, ha ha. Just glad no one was killed. And I wish Mrs. Freeman a happy, love filled life with someone else who treats her better.

  9. Too bad, one of my favorite actors and one of the BEST in the business….sad to hear he may be a cheater…espiecially after some of the recent movies he has starred in…like The Bucket List…sure made ME think about what’s important in life (and love)…can’t believe he’d let his own marraige rot while he cheats and two-times. Very sad, and dissappointing, thought he was a better man that=n that. BUMMER.

  10. Janet, do you support ‘The Enquirer’ on their John Edwards baby mama story? You have been curiously silent on this issue being the staunch Republican that you are,,

  11. Janet and I both know the tabs pretty much always tell the truth! So, I’m chiming in here, too: Janet, what do you think of the John Edwards story — it’s all verified and now, while no one is talking, no one seems to be denying anymore. Why isn’t the mainstream media picking up on this one????? Why aren’t YOU writing about this story????

  12. Not many other columnists would write those last two lines about tabloids in the Morgan Freeman write-up. Good for you.

  13. Morgan Freeman is gay- for real! A friend who lives in Hollywood & is in the inner circle says he knows for a fact he is. I can see it. I hate fake, gay, hollywood!

  14. Morgan got tired of plowing Myrna’s large black caboose and decided to move on over to the white side of the town.

  15. Morgan Freeman I thought that you ruled,
    But you cheated on your wife and that ain’t cool,
    I thought that you were good and very wise,
    But a car wreck led to your marriage’s demise.
    Yo Morgan, man what you do that for,
    Rollin’ with another lady tryin to settle a score,
    Man times up for doin that young dude thing,
    I wish you could have stayed true to your ring.
    But anyway much love from Windstorm,
    You don’t have to feel torn,
    Because you’ll always be my fav actor,
    With that good guy charm.
    Peace unto all~ Windstorm

  16. Morgan Freeman I thought that you ruled,
    But you cheated on your wife and that ain’t cool,
    I thought that you were good and very wise,
    But a car wreck led to your marriage’s demise.
    Yo Morgan, man what you do that for,
    Rollin’ with another lady tryin to settle a score,
    Man times up for doin that young dude thing,
    I wish you could have stayed true to your ring.
    But anyway much love from Windstorm,
    You don’t have to feel torn,
    Because you’ll always be my fav actor,
    With that good guy charm.
    Peace unto all~ Windstorm

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