What Not to Wear

PROOF THAT THE MET GALA HAS GOTTEN OUT OF HAND

This is SIX year old actress Lexi Rabe – she plays Millie Bobby Brown’s character as a child in Godzilla: King of the Monsters. She’s posing with her costar Tyler Crumley at the movie premier in Hollywood, but what’s noteworthy is the crazily abundant and fluffy train on her EVENING GOWN! What do you suppose inspired this cute child to dress like a wealthy woman? And what’s next – hair extensions, waist cinchers, and false eyelashes?

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LINDSAY VONN: NOT AS SMART AS SHE LOOKS

She may be the most successful female skier of all time, but Lindsey Vonn needs help dressing herself! Granted, she’s more accustomed to ski apparel than little black dresses, but it doesn’t take a genius to realize that slit is WAY too high and she’s making quite a spectacle of herself in New York. This Olympic legend just retired from skiing competition, and fortunately she’s decided to pursue an acting career and not one in fashion …

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A NEW LOW FOR KIM KARDASHIAN

We’ve seen Kim Kardashian in a wide array of circumstances – she goes out a lot – but this has to be the most vulgar grab for attention in recent memory. Kim actually thought it was a good idea to attend the Hollywood Beauty Awards undressed like this. Instead of presenting herself as a successful businesswoman, she chose to embarrass herself and people around her by looking like an off-duty stripper. She disproves the old motto: don’t judge a book by its cover…

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WHAT HAPPENED TO JESSICA SIMPSON?

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She’s only 35, but Jessica Simpson was caught at the airport dressed like a “Golden Girl.” Her frumpy striped dress is loose and baggy and better suited as a pool cover-up. And that HAIR! Those long ropey extensions look just plain tired- -it’s time for an update. She’s had that same hairstyle for YEARS. Keep in mind, Jessica is not only beautiful but she runs a billion dollar fashion empire. She should dress accordingly and be an inspiration to her young customers. Hopefully, this frock is not from her own collection.

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KIM KARDASHIAN AND THE OPTICAL DELUSION

Who let Kim Kardashian walk out of the house wearing this dress? The “optical illusion” designer dress did wonders for Victoria Beckham and Kate Winslet when they wore them – they looked tall and slim but shapely. Kim seems to have bought the cut-rate version of the frock because it makes her look BIGGER despite the black outline. It adds pounds in all the wrong places and we bet Kim cringed when she saw photos of herself.

MAYIM BIALIK , THE BRAINY TYPE, NOT THE FASHION TYPE

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Cinespace in Hollywood, Mayim Bialik doesn’t get out much these days because she’s busy raising her two sons Miles, 31/2, and Frederick, 9 months. The “Blossom” star, 33, got her PHD in neuroscience and is now happily married to Michael Stone. She still appears on TV occasionally and recently got a much-needed makeover on TLC’s “What Not To Wear.” Mayim confessed she did it because “I’m frugal and have no time to shop, but people on the street started making fun of me.”