Bad Fashion

PINK: WORST DRESSED THIS WEEK

Hands down the goofiest outfit we have ever seen Pink wear (For daytime shopping in NYC, no less)…and maybe the least flattering. Pink has always been a bit sexually ambiguous so we are never surprised to see her wearing something athletic or boyish. Her physicality and gymnastic ability are showcased in her performances, along with her husky voice and tough-girl attitude. But THIS black shiny get-up in the heat of summer is inexplicable. It has no connection to reality and makes her athletic body look short and stout. With stiletto heels no less…

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WORST DRESSED THIS WEEK: ADAM SANDLER

Why men with perfectly nice hair wear baseball caps indoors will always be a mystery to me. Adam Sandler took his family to a Lakers game looking like THIS. Of course the grizzly beard makes him look like every other badly dressed guy, but the awful pink polyester shirt  and baggy shorts (pedal pushers?) make one wonder if he has access to a mirror. One thing is certain – he’s not trying  too hard…

WORST DRESSED THIS WEEK: TARAJI P HENSON

It’s apparent that Taraji P Henson is TRYING very hard to look cool and comfortable in this strange outfit, but it’s not happening. The color is becoming, but the unflattering design featuring what looks like a plump shirt tied around her waist adds a lot of poundage. The 12 inch platform heels are absurdly dangerous and she really needs someone to hold onto when she’s just walking to her car. Bad choice… NOT comfortable and NOT flattering!

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KYLIE JENNER: DOMINATRIX OR AUNT?

Kylie Jenner calls herself a “businesswoman” but seems rather dense when it comes to “dressing for the occasion.” This week she attended her 13 year old nephew Mason’s bar mitzvah wearing THIS massively inappropriate look. It’s a black, low cut, skin tight, latex dress with matching boots – looking more like a dominatrix than an aunt. There is no hint of holiday spirit or festive color. It makes us wonder what Mason wore to the Kardashian event…

RACHEL BROSNAHAN: FIRE YOUR STYLIST!

You can just tell by the stern look on Rachel Brosnahan’s face that something is decidedly wrong. Rachel is being photographed at the Venice Film Festival at the premier of her movie Dead For a Dollar. What’s WRONG is her ensemble, and she doesn’t look happy about it. The pink satin bustier is kind of a party on the top while the long pinstripe skirt is definitely business on the bottom. But both fail. It’s not easy for Rachel to look less than adorable – she’s always amazing in those vintage fashions in her series The Marvelous Mrs Maisel. Hopefully her movie is better than her outfit.

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JUSTIN BIEBER IS NO THREAT TO BALENCIAGA

You’d never guess it was a warm summer LA night by the way Justin Bieber is dressed. He and his wife Hailey (looking hot as usual) were seen leaving Catch Steak last night. Justin’s tan corduroy oversize hoody outfit covered every inch and he wore both hat and hood in the restaurant. To avoid tripping over his way-too-long baggy pants he held them up in the front. Not sure if he’s trying to look like Kanye West and failing or what, but apparently this questionable outfit is from his OWN Drew House fall collection and can be yours for around five or six hundred dollars.

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SORRY RIHANNA: WORST DRESSED THIS WEEK

Hands down- no competition- Rihanna takes the award for Worst Dressed this week. What WAS she thinking? A woman in the fashion business should know better. Rihanna combined a very short cropped denim micro miniskirt with gigantic baggy boots- granted, there is a peek-a-boo element, but the boots make her look like a truck from every angle. They are probably designer boots that cost a fortune, but why pay a ton of money to look shorter and wider? Grossly unflattering.

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WORST DRESSED THIS WEEK: GUESS WHO!

Everybody makes a mistake once in awhile- but this person is usually King AND Queen on the red carpet! It’s singer/actor Billy Porter, of course, and who can forget his black velvet tuxedo gown designed by Christian Siriano at the 2019 Oscars? Billy has a big personality and when he arrives on a red carpet everything comes to a standstill. Above, it was just another day in New York and maybe the heat dampened some of Billy’s enthusiasm because he tossed together a colorful but not-so-inspiring look. Good thing he has a mask on…

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WHAT’S WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE?

Alas, sometimes fashion does all the wrong things. Football quarterback Russell Wilson and his gorgeous singer wife Ciara turned up at the ESPYS 2022 award show (for sports) dressed to the nines. This handsome and stylish couple is often the best looking one in the room. On this night however, we have to comment on Ciara’s fashion choice. All eyes must have been on her chest all evening because it’s screaming for attention. Her strangely provocative dress succeeds in attracting all the wrong type of glances and snickers, and it cheapens their usually elegant look. She deserves better…

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