Teresa Giudice

JOE GIUDICE FIGURED OUT A WAY TO MAKE MONEY WHILE HE’S IN PRISON

Who would have guessed that “Real Housewife” Teresa Giudice’s husband Joe would become so fond of the TV cameras that he would want to take them along to jail! When the “The Real Housewives of New Jersey” first aired, Joe was suspicious and resented the loss of privacy – especially involving his bankruptcy. How things have CHANGED! According to The Enquirer, now that Joe faces prison time for obtaining a false driver’s license, he wants the cameras to follow him to a New Jersey state prison. He’d have his own reality show spin-off, adjusting to daily prison life. Teresa would show up on visiting day. Producers love the idea – now they just have to find a cooperative prison.

LISA LAMPANELLI AND OTHERS SHOW THEIR “TRUE COLORS” ON CELEBRITY APPRENTICE

Lisa Lampanelli is using “Celebrity Apprentice” to make herself more famous but also universally disliked. Her outright bullying and egotistical tirades against Dayana “Miss Universe” Mendoza on the show are an embarrassment. (And a disgrace to the female sex!) Yes, contestants are paid a lot to be on this show and they are pushed to have conflicts and meltdowns. But to completely abandon the idea of decent manners and treatment of others is inexcusable. One can criticize another person without histrionics and demeaning insults. Donald Trump seems to be gleefully bringing out the WORST in everybody. Aubrey O’Day has the same kind of ego and sense of entitlement as Lisa, but she’s SNEAKY about it. And Arsenio Hall and Clay Aiken aren’t the nice guys we thought they were. Of all people, New Jersey Housewife Teresa Giudice so far seems clearly appalled by the others’ behavior. As a result of these performers destroying their own reputations, the show is MESMERIZING.
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REAL HOUSWIVES SONGS AREN’T BURNING UP THE CHARTS


Ever since Atlanta “Real Housewives” participant Kim Zolciak recorded “Tardy for the Party,” other Housewives in the franchise have been scrambling to top her digital song sales of 101,000 downloads. Washington’s Michaele Salahi, despite her Journey connections, only had 122 downloads of her song “Bump It.” (Although that may improve with her love scandal) New Jersey Housewife Melissa Gorga has her own recording studio in her home, but her song “On Display” has so far had 8000 downloads. (Sister-in-law Teresa must be thrilled.)

NEW JERSEY HOUSEWIFE MELISSA HAD A LESBIAN LOVER!

The plot continues to thicken on the Real Housewives of New Jersey. Teresa Giudice, left, will be thrilled to learn that the National Enquirer has dug up some tasty dirt on her arch-rival sister-in-law Melissa Gorga, right. Melissa doesn’t mention much about her history before she attended New Jersey City University, but like many reality stars, her past has come back to haunt her. A high school friend named Jamie Bauer claims that they were lesbian lovers at Boca Raton high school in 1995. Melissa’s mother tried to break it up, but the torrid affair lasted 18 months until Melissa cheated with another girl!

NEW JERSEY HOUSEWIFE TERESA HAS MET HER MATCH

Teresa Giudice’s worst nightmare has come true. The infamous table-flipping star of Real Housewives of New Jersey was NOT happy when her sister in law was asked to join the cast (in fact Teresa threatened to quit, but didn’t.) Melissa Gorga is married to Teresa’s brother Joe, and the flashy women, who are described as “two of a kind,” have always been at odds. Teresa was the best-known “Housewife” until Melissa came on like gangbusters. Melissa’s incredible ego, acquisitiveness, and vanity, not to mention her sex-starved husband Joe, are stealing the show. The Gorgas’ antics even eclipsed the Giudice’s financial woes. (Above, Teresa on the left and Melissa, right)

NEW JERSEY HOUSEWIFE TERESA AND HUSBAND JOE WERE FAKING WEALTH: THEY’RE BANKRUPT

The “Real Housewives of New Jersey” continue to live up to their reputation. Producers must be thrilled since Teresa Giudice (the table flipper) and her husband Joe have filed for bankruptcy because they’re 11 million dollars in debt. (In January, Joe was arrested for DUI when he ran into a pole and flipped his truck). While he was drinking, Teresa was shopping. According to the NY Post, they lived in an 1.8 million dollar 10,500 sq ft, marble and onyx laden home which is being foreclosed upon, yet their combined incomes (including her Bravo salary) add up to only $79,000! Credit card bills, Cadillacs, bad investments, home repairs, fertility treatments, implants, etc, totaled 11 million in the hole. How the mighty have fallen.