Joe Gorga

“REAL HOUSEWIFE” MELISSA AND JOE GORGA DON’T EXACTLY LIVE THE SIMPLE LIFE


What a way to start the day! We visited The Realestalker and were greeted with photos of Melissa and Joe Gorga’s ostentatious house, which was just put up for sale. The Real Housewife of New Jersey is asking 3.8 million for the incredibly gaudy “European influenced” mcmansion. The place IS big – 13,500 sq ft, 6 bedrooms, 7 baths (and a recording studio) but not well thought out, and every surface seems to be gilded or marbled to the max. It’s enough to make an architect’s stomach turn. Speculation abounds that Melissa and Joe just MIGHT be moving to LA so she can pursue her “singing career.” They could be in for a big surprise when they realize they will have to pay around 3 times as much for a home like this in LA. Maybe Sylvester Stallone has a house he can sell them.

Photos via: The Realestalker

NEW JERSEY HOUSEWIFE TERESA HAS MET HER MATCH

Teresa Giudice’s worst nightmare has come true. The infamous table-flipping star of Real Housewives of New Jersey was NOT happy when her sister in law was asked to join the cast (in fact Teresa threatened to quit, but didn’t.) Melissa Gorga is married to Teresa’s brother Joe, and the flashy women, who are described as “two of a kind,” have always been at odds. Teresa was the best-known “Housewife” until Melissa came on like gangbusters. Melissa’s incredible ego, acquisitiveness, and vanity, not to mention her sex-starved husband Joe, are stealing the show. The Gorgas’ antics even eclipsed the Giudice’s financial woes. (Above, Teresa on the left and Melissa, right)