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MADONNA EXPRESSES HERSELF IN 1983

The WOW Report does wow us sometimes. Occasionally they put drag queens on hold and feature something different. This time it’s a collection of Polaroid photos of Madonna taken in 1983. Richard Corman was a well-connected young photographer back then and he shot the ambitious 24 year old singer in her brother’s seedy apartment (She lived in an equally funky walk-up on E 4th St, full of thugs.) It was just HER and Richard in the apartment – no entourage yet! The photographer recently came upon the long-forgotten polaroids in mint condition. One month after these pix were taken, Madonna’s first album was released and her world exploded. Corman’s book “66 Polaroids” is coming out in the fall, along with an exhibition. (Love that rusty sink and funky kitchen)
Photos: Richard Corman

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KATIE HOLMES IS DEAD TO THE SCIENTOLOGISTS

Sometimes our readers are amazingly observant. This photo of David Miscavige in his military best also features a picture of him and Tom Cruise on the wall behind him. The photo was taken in 2008 when the Tom, his wife Katie Holmes, and Miscavige watched motorcycle races in Monterey California. David LOVES photos of himself with movie star Tom, but he HATES Katie for abandoning Scientology and taking Suri along with her. A smart reader pointed out that – if you look closely- you can see that Katy’s face has been BLACKED OUT! Destroyed! Really? And Miscavige wants us to think he’s a normal person?

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BILLY ZANE IS LOOKING PROFESSORIAL THESE DAYS

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Billy Zane, who played the wealthy snobbish fiancé in Titanic, actually isn’t snobbish at all. We don’t know about the wealth. But he’s a nice friendly guy and he had an exhibit of his photography at the party-friendly Leica Gallery in West Hollywood. He’s been shooting behind the scenes candids on his various movie sets and several were from Morocco, where he filmed the miniseries Cleopatra. He should have provided a paragraph explaining each photo because it would have been fun to know what was happening. But Billy was descriptive and talkative – he was dressed like a professor in a newsboy cap and tweed jacket. He’s about to start filming a new ABC miniseries, Guilt. (Obviously we asked the wrong person in the gallery to take our blurry photo above.)

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RYAN REYNOLDS: IT’S NOT THE END OF THE WORLD, IT’S JUST A PHOTO!

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Ryan Reynolds claims he was devastated when a “lifelong friend” attempted to sell private photos of his baby to the tabloids. He described it as a “shocking betrayal” but we think he’s making a mountain out of a molehill and should not end the friendship. It’s only a PHOTO – his baby is not in danger. Why would Ryan rather have a strange photographer (possibly perched on a neighbor’s roof) get paid for the first baby photo than a FRIEND? Many thoughtful celebrities who have a not-so-wealthy relative or friend are kind enough to hand over the valuable baby photo and encourage them sell it! SOMEONE is going to make money with that picture – why not a friend? Give the guy a break.

Photo Credit: Pacific Coast News

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AVRIL LAVIGNE WILL TAKE YOUR MONEY, BUT YOU’D BETTER KEEP YOUR DISTANCE!

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Avril Lavigne’s Brazilian fans are making fun of her rules for taking photos with her. She’s very popular in Brazil and her loyal fans stood in line after her concert and handed over over $350 each to pose for a photo with her. But she wouldn’t get anywhere NEAR them! She kept a huge distance with a “no touching” rule. The fan above created a website with his photo and invited others to submit theirs. He pointed out that while Britney and Justin Bieber charge more for photos with fans, at least they get close and look friendly. And Lady Gaga gets friendly in photos for NO CHARGE at all!

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L RON HUBBARD GETS CLOSER TO PERFECTION EVERY DAY

Here’s an interesting story we just heard about Scientology: A source told us about a friend who was experienced in editing and touching up and restoring photographs. This young woman was hired to work at a Scientology center and her job description was to work on the archival collection of photos of L Ron Hubbard, the founder of Scientology, and make sure all photographs of him were flattering. In his early years the science fiction writer ran with a bar-hopping boozy bunch of writers in LA. He was a messy guy and all evidence of THAT was unacceptable. Undesirable items were to be removed from pics– all liquor glasses and bottles, cigarettes, and maybe a bottle of pills that could be seen in the background, disappeared. And Hubbard was prettied up – spots were erased from his clothing, his hair was neatened up. Unattractive companions were also removed. All archival photos would eventually be re-imagined in ideal perfection. Before the job was finished, however, our girl was fired because someone overheard her on the phone talking about a wild night she had experienced and her behavior was judged as unseemly. So someone else was hired for the position of glorifying L Ron Hubbard.

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HACKED ACTRESSES: “THOSE NUDE PHOTOS ARE FAKE!!!” (OH, REALLY?)

How come every time a female celebrity’s phone is hacked, it just happens to have nude photos on it? Not long ago, it was “Gossip Girl” Blake Lively, Mila Kunis, Scarlett Johansson – and most recently, Christina Hendricks and Olivia Munn. (above) The first thing the hacked actresses do is fall all over themselves, claiming the nude photos are NOT HER! We’ve heard that before. What boggles the mind is the fact that actresses of normal intelligence are dumb enough to HAVE nudie photos on their phones. And they seem to make it awfully easy to get hacked by taking no precautions. Police, with many better things to do, are assigned to “investigate.” Memo to hacked actresses: you’ll get no sympathy from us.

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WHITNEY’S FAMILY DOESN’T REALLY WANT TO KNOW WHO TOOK THAT ENQUIRER PHOTO

The Whitney Houston death photo scandal stirred up by the National Enquirer appears to be winding down. In spite of a call for a boycott, the issue sold very well for the tabloid, so they had no regrets. The people who run the funeral home denied involvement and pointed out that the cell phone photo was taken during a viewing, not the actual funeral. The strangest turn of all came when Whitney’s family asked the POLICE to investigate and find out who took the picture. As if the police could or would make such an effort! A private detective MIGHT nail the culprit who sold the photo, but maybe the family doesn’t REALLY want to know at this point. Accusing a relative or friend of Whitney would only prolong the sadness.

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WHITNEY HOUSTON’S FAMILY IS ACCUSING ONE ANOTHER OF LEAKING DEATH PHOTOS

The worst nightmare of Whitney Houston’s family has come true. A photo of her in her open casket is on the cover of The Enquirer. (Why the family didn’t have a closed casket after the hotel photos leaked is a mystery to us, but…) Of course this appalling photo raises the question of WHO DID IT? Who betrayed the grieving family and sold this photo? Everyone is pointing a finger at each other, but let’s consider the facts. It’s most likely someone rather hard up for money. Whitney’s questionable brother? We doubt if the culprit is actually family. We deduce that an entourage member who is suddenly completely jobless and without resources, is guilty. We wonder if this cover will sell like Elvis did…

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WHITNEY HOUSTON’S FAMILY IS WORRIED SICK ABOUT HER AUTOPSY

Whitney Houston’s family has bigger things than Bobby Brown to worry about. It has occurred to her family members that there seems to be a “leak” in Whitney’s entourage. SOMEONE sold those photos taken inside Whitney’s suite – showing the room service table etc. (above) That person obviously needs the money- especially now that Whitney is gone. But what the family fears most is that someone will leak Whitney’s autopsy photos from the coroner’s office – and they’ll end up online for everyone to see – like Tupac Shakur’s. If THOSE photos leak, the family will be devastated.

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