Parents

GWYNETH PALTROW WONDERS WHY PEOPLE PICK ON HER

At last. Someone has figured out what makes Gwyneth Paltrow so consistently annoying. According to writer Keli Goff at TheLoop21.com, the problem is that Gwyneth openly brags “My work ethic is the reason I’m successful. Everything in my life is good because I worked my ass off to get it and maintain it.” Keli brilliantly points out that like a lot of privileged people, Gwyneth is under the delusion that she EARNED everything she has and has the audacity to gloat about it. She’s one of those rich people with rich parents who think HARD WORK got them where they are. In other words, people who were BORN on 3rd base and act like they hit a triple. We suggest you read Keli’s entire satisfying diatribe. Gwyneth should read it too.

By Janet / April 19, 2011

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Distraction Hair! Height Challenged Justin Bieber Parents

JUSTIN BIEBER CLEVERLY DIVERTS ATTENTION TO HIS HAIR

Justin Bieber fans who are expecting him to have a growth spurt now that he’s turning seventeen on March 1, are in for a disappointment. He’s probably destined to be a shortie for life because he has tiny parents. His mom Pattie is 4’8” (Snooki size) and his father Jeremy is 5’5.” Genes rule, so Justin, who claims to be 5’5” in shoes, might not have far to go. We’re thinking he was embarrassed by some his own lame comments to Rolling Stone (about abortion and thinking the 1969 Apollo moon landing was a “conspiracy,” for instance) and THAT’S why he decided to divert attention to a new haircut.

By Janet / February 22, 2011

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"Footloose" Couples Julianne Hough Parents Ryan Seacrest

RYAN SEACREST AND JULIANNE HOUGH: ENTER THE PARENTS

Ryan Seacrest and Julianne Hough have quietly brought their relationship to the next level. In June, Ryan met Julianne’s parents and family at her sister’s birthday party in their hometown Nashville. Now Julianne happens to be filming “Footloose” in Atlanta, and she went out to dinner with Ryan’s parents Connie and Gary who live there. Ryan was back in LA working when Julianne and the senior Seacrests dined on cod and asparagus at Bistro Niko. This parental involvement is a good sign that the romance might last awhile.

By Janet / August 24, 2010

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Angelina Jolie Brad Pitt Kids Parents

THE JOLIE-PITT KIDS HAVE A HAPPY DAY WITH GRANDPARENTS

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It’s hard to figure why people feel SORRY for the Jolie-Pitt kids, despite their changing addresses every few months. It’s a small price to pay when you have so many more experiences than most people ever dream about. These kids are not only educated at home but they experience the WORLD together. And they seem to have a warm supportive family! Brad Pitt’s parents are the sweetest grandparents (he had a great childhood himself.) William and Jane Pitt took the older kids on an outing in Venice while their mother was filming. Maddox, Shiloh, Zahara, and Pax are in good hands.

By Janet / April 16, 2010

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Kids Lorenzo Lamas Parents Shauna Sand

LORENZO LAMAS HAS THREE DAUGHTERS TO WORRY ABOUT

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Lorenzo Lamas in the company of his three adorable daughters Alexandra, Victoria, and Isabella, we wonder when they are going to start taking after their mother, Playmate Shauna Sand. Since the girls live full time with Shauna, who is best known for her scanty attire, plastic surgery, and lucite stripper heels, we wonder if these daughters have a ghost of a chance of NOT growing up to be like their mother.

By Janet / April 21, 2009

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3:10 to Yuma Ben Foster Parents

BEN FOSTER HANGS OUT WITH HIS DAD

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Intense actor Ben Foster, who was SO mesmerizing as the cold blooded killer in “310 to Yuma,” took his father Stephen for a relaxed lunch at Lilly’s cafe in Venice. He’ll be seen next in “The Messenger” with Woody Harrelson.

By hoodlum / January 8, 2009

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Emancipation Hannah Montana Miley Cyrus Parents

MILEY CYRUS : IS SHE DITCHING HER PARENTS?

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When we first heard the rumors about Miley Cyrus filing for emancipation from her parents, we couldn’t believe it. They seem like a decent and responsible- and loving – family. Now we’re hearing that next week the emancipation will be officially announced! It it’s true, we’re very disappointed in the Hannah Montana star. Has Miley been so swept away by her twenty year old boyfriend Justin Gaston that she wants to move in with him, or what? Kids with more money than their parents just don’t want to listen to them. We’d rather see Miley stay with her family until she’s eighteen.

By hoodlum / December 16, 2008

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Angelina Jolie Brad Pitt Jennifer Aniston Kids Parents

ANGELINA JOLIE AND HER IN-LAWS

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie’s relationship with his parents has been somewhat murky, considering that Jane Pitt has remained very friendly with Brad’s ex Jennifer Aniston. But it appears the senior Pitts have grown accustomed to Angelina and her brood, and they’re delighted with their grandchildren. (They’re hoping Brad and Angelina will wed.) This is the first photo we’ve seen of them all looking happy together (from the Benjamin Button premier in Hollywood) Compare to a similar photo with Brand and Jen from 2001.

By hoodlum / December 9, 2008

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Candy Spelling Kids Parents Tori Spelling

CANDY SPELLING COULDN'T RECALL HER GRANDDAUGHTER'S NAME

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Tori Spelling’s book “Stori Telling” is a fun read and it reveals a lot of personal things about her mother Candy that may or may not have been remembered with total accuracy. Anyway, Candy was indignant about the book for a long time and she and Tori only made up after Tori’s first child Liam was born. However, it seems Candy is not exactly a doting grandma. At the Juicy >Couture opening party in New York, someone asked Candy how Tori’s new baby daughter is doing and Candy couldn’t remember the baby’s name! She blamed it on the champagne. (Her name is Stella and she’s doing fine.)

By hoodlum / November 7, 2008

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Amy Winehouse Drugs Parents

DAD MITCH TAKES AMY WINEHOUSE AWAY

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Quicker than a wink, Amy ‘s father Mitch showed up after she was released from the drug and alcohol center. Maybe he’s worried about what she might do now that Blake is out of jail and in rehab himself. (Climbing over the hospital wall is not out of the question.) Anyway Mitch didn’t want to leave her alone to her own devices so he took her off in his cab.

By hoodlum / November 6, 2008

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