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JESSICA ALBA AND OUR PET PEEVE: STROLLERS

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Here we go again. We have frequently pointed out how annoyed we get by the proliferation of strollers – especially in crowded shopping areas and heavily populated places. We think when a child is old enough to walk – he should be encouraged to walk and NOT pushed around in what is basically a wheelchair. Maybe the mother will have to work a tiny bit harder to keep track of the kid, but the exercise is good for the child and checking out his surroundings is a learning experience. Like Kate Hudson, Jessica Alba finds it easier to push her child instead of walking with her, and little Honor, 4, doesn’t look all that happy about it.
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By Janet / July 26, 2012

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“THE BAD SEED” WAS A SHOCKING MOVIE FOR ITS TIME

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Tilda Swinton’s excellent movie “We Need to Talk About Kevin” brought up the infrequently mentioned subject of child psychopaths and reminded many people of the 1956 movie “The Bad Seed” which was extraordinary for it’s time. Patty McCormack made an indelible impression playing polite but demonic 10 year old Rhoda in “The Bad Seed.” She’s still around and was seen fondling semiprecious stones at Crystalarium on Melrose Avenue. Currently, Patty often guests on TV series like “NYPD Blue” or “Grey’s Anatomy” and starred as Pat Nixon in the Nixon/Frost movie in 2008.

By Janet / January 27, 2012

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FINALLY, CHARLIE SHEEN MAKES A SMART DECISION: NO MORE KIDS!

Charlie Sheen might add to his goddess collection, but don’t expect him to have any more children. Charlie is living with former porn star Rachel Oberlin and Natalie Kenly, but recently told a friend he’s not having kids with them or anyone else because he plans to have a vasectomy. (An excellent decision!) Charlie told the goddesses he already has five children and doesn’t want any more.

By Janet / April 7, 2011

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RUN FOR YOUR LIFE – TYRESE IS ON A RAMPAGE!

Yikes! How would YOU like to be the photographer that incited this reaction from Tyrese Gibson? We can’t figure out how the guy was able to shoot before he took off like a rocket, but he DID and here’s the pic. Tyrese didn’t want his 2 year old daughter Shayla photographed and he wasn’t kidding. Shayla’s mother is Tyrese’s exwife Norma Mitchell, and he seems to be a committed father.

By Janet / December 22, 2010

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JERMAINE JACKSON SAYS HE CAN’T AFFORD TO SUPPORT HIS KIDS

Deadbeat dad Jermaine Jackson struts around like a very prosperous guy in public, but privately he seems to be quite a cheapskate. He’s $100,000 behind on child support for his tragically named sons Jermagesty and Jaafar, and as a result has lost his driver’s license. He’s appealing to a judge to reduce his monthly payments from $3000 to $215 a month. Jermaine has seven children with three women. (Apparently his Muslim faith has no rules about that.) Odd that Jermaine didn’t appear to be broke on his reality show “The Jacksons: A Family Dynasty.” Critics pointed out that the brothers were “stiff and lacked personality” and there are no plans for further episodes. It’s time for Jermaine to stop bragging about all the specials and tributes and tours he’s “planning,” and get to work.

By Janet / December 19, 2010

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PRINCE ALBERT IS NOT AS SMART AS HE LOOKS

Grace Kelly’s son Prince Albert of Monaco officially ended his extended playboy bachelorhood when he recently announced his upcoming marriage to pro swimmer Charlene Wittstock. It got us wondering – will his two illegitimate children be invited to be part of the wedding? His daughter Jazmin Grimaldi is 18, living in Palm Springs, and she’s an honor student about to enter Fordham University. Albert’s son Alexandre Coste is 6, and he and his mother moved from Togo, West Africa, to Paris. Albert spends millions supporting both mothers and children in style. AND the kids will be heirs to Albert’s 1 billion dollar personal fortune. The great mystery is – why isn’t a PRINCE smart enough to use birth control? Celebrities like George Clooney and John Mayer have been womanizing for YEARS without accidental pregnancies! It certainly brings Albert’s common sense into question.

By Janet / June 27, 2010

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WHO WOULD YOU CHOOSE FOR A DADDY?

Speculation abounds regarding the parentage of Michael Jackson’s children but perhaps the most unlikely rumor is the one where Michael’s dermatologist Dr Arnie Klein impregnated his nurse Debbie Rowe. Trust us, Michael’s genetically engineered children were carefully planned and conceived. Michael is far more likely to have chosen his idol Macaulay Culkin for a sperm donor than the affable but not particularly attractive Dr Klein. As we’ve said before, it is also highly probable that hefty Debbie Rowe is not the genetic mother – merely the surrogate baby carrier. For all we know, Michael (who was weight obsessed) might have bought eggs from a Swedish supermodel on eBay.

By Janet / July 9, 2009

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