Prince Albert of Monaco

HAS PRINCE ALBERT BITTEN OFF MORE THAN HE CAN CHEW?

Wow! We did a double-take when we saw this photo of Prince Albert II of Monaco and his wife Princess Charlene because Royalty rarely looks like THIS! Princess Charlene is 5’10” and a former Olympic swimmer, but in this photo she looks like a Hollywood star. It makes sense that Albert would have a trophy wife – for years he was labeled the “Playboy Prince.” When he was younger, Albert LOVED to party with beautiful women – he was linked to models Claudia Schiffer and Naomi Campbell, among many others. He also supports two illegitimate kids in the US – one with a flight attendant and one with a waitress – one black and one white. Princess Charlene reminds us of a young Brigitte Neilsen at the Monaco Red Cross Ball Gala, above.

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PRINCE ALBERT IS NOT AS SMART AS HE LOOKS

Grace Kelly’s son Prince Albert of Monaco officially ended his extended playboy bachelorhood when he recently announced his upcoming marriage to pro swimmer Charlene Wittstock. It got us wondering – will his two illegitimate children be invited to be part of the wedding? His daughter Jazmin Grimaldi is 18, living in Palm Springs, and she’s an honor student about to enter Fordham University. Albert’s son Alexandre Coste is 6, and he and his mother moved from Togo, West Africa, to Paris. Albert spends millions supporting both mothers and children in style. AND the kids will be heirs to Albert’s 1 billion dollar personal fortune. The great mystery is – why isn’t a PRINCE smart enough to use birth control? Celebrities like George Clooney and John Mayer have been womanizing for YEARS without accidental pregnancies! It certainly brings Albert’s common sense into question.