Cheaters

DAVID DUCHOVNY LOOKED LIKE SOMETHING WAS WRONG

Did anyone else notice that David Duchovny has been looking a bit thrashed and rough around the edges lately? Like he’s been sleeping in his car, or something. His recent abrupt announcement that he’s checking into sex rehab indicates one of two things: First, his wife Tea Leoni caught him red-handed cheating, and his claiming that he has a “treatable disorder” might get him off the hook. (We suspect she doesn’t really want a divorce.) The second possibility is that someone he cheated WITH sold her story to the National Enquirer and it’s about to come out. Those are the only reasons we can think of that would cause an actor to publicly announce that he has a compulsive sexual disorder. We hope his marriage survives.

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ISABEL LUCAS DIDN'T WANT ADRIAN GRENIER TO FORGIVE HER DALLIANCE WITH SHIA LABEOUF

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We’ve been watching the Adrian Grenier romance with Isabel Lucas unravel, practically since he picked her up at the airport when she arrived from Australia last month. She had a secret date – pizza and a movie – with her handsome exboyfriend Chris Hemsworth, behind Adrian’s back. And of course she was caught in Shia LaBeouf’s passenger seat when he crashed his truck. They were on their way to Shia’s house at 2:30 AM with a hot pizza. Need we say more? Adrian gave Isabel another “chance,” but she didn’t want it. She moved on.

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JOHN EDWARDS: ANOTHER POLITICIAN EXPOSED BY THE NATIONAL ENQUIRER

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John Edwards finally admitted the National Enquirer was RIGHT when they exposed the former presidential contender’s double life: his affair with Rielle Hunter, his love child, and the elaborate cover-up. Rielle has been receiving $15000 a month in hush money from a Dallas friend of Edwards. Edwards’ former aide Andrew Young has been moved into a 5.6 million dollar mansion in Santa Barbara – HE claims to be the father of Rielle’s new baby. But the baby’s birth certificate lists no father. The Enquirer caught Edwards visiting mother and baby at the Beverly Hilton hotel and he panicked and hid in the mensroom until hotel security escorted him off hotel grounds. The deceitful situation looks even worse because John’s wife Elizabeth is battling a recurrence of breast cancer. Now we’re waiting for Rachael Ray to admit her husband paid hookers to spit on him – ANOTHER of the Enquirer’s great scoops.

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MORGAN FREEMAN'S WIFE SAYS IT'S OVER

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The National Enquirer was right all along when they said that Morgan Freeman’s wife Myrna had consulted a divorce lawyer. She suspected that Morgan was having an affair with a friend of hers. Now that he’s been caught red-handed in a car accident with another woman, the news of his impending divorce has been verified by his business partner. However,The Enquirer doesn’t think his elusive passenger, Demaris Meyer, is the woman his wife suspects he cheated with. To her credit, Myrna, who was working out of town, offered to come to the hospital after the accident but Morgan told her not to. The Enquirer has better scoops than all those other “entertainment” magazines put together. We love tabloids!

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ADRIAN GRENIER'S GIRLFRIEND ISABEL LUCAS IS UP TO NO GOOD

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Adrian Grenier might as well face the fact that he is now single. His Australian girlfriend, Isabel Lucas, recently arrived in Hollywood and she’s already tasting forbidden fruit. She had a secret date with her superhot exboyfriend Chris Hemsworth last week, and this week she got caught red-handed in Shia LaBeouf’s passenger seat at 3 AM when his truck crashed and rolled. THAT’S a hard situation to explain your way out of.

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IS BLAKE TWO-TIMING AMY WHILE HE’S IN JAIL?

Rumors are circulating that Amy Winehouse has some competition for her incarcerated husband Blake’s affections. It’s been said that Blake started corresponding with another woman when he suspected Amy of cheating. This blonde German model Sophie Shandorff, 21, was present for one of his court hearings that Amy missed, and she and Blake were seen mouthing “I love you” to each other. Amy was also absent for Blake’s sentencing yesterday and Sophie showed up with Blake’s mother. She was photographed outside in tears. Is Blake cheating from jail? What next?

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TOPLESS SIENNA MILLER PROVES HER LOVE BY POPPING PIMPLES

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You know your marriage is over when your husband’s girlfriend is squeezing your husband’s pimples. Topless vixen Sienna Miller continues to flaunt her romance with married “Brothers & Sisters” star Balthazar Getty, who has a wife and four kids. We wonder if Sienna would be as enthusiastic if he didn’t have that last name.

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AMY WINEHOUSE: WAIT UNTIL BLAKE GETS OUT OF JAIL!

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Here’s another booty shot of Amy Winehouse as she struggles with somebody’s front door. Apparently short shorts are her look for summer in the city. A London paper claims that her jailed husband Blake is writing sexy letters to another woman in retaliation for Amy’s indiscretions with other guys. No good can come of this.

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WATCH OUT MELANIE BROWN- YOUR HUSBAND'S GOT A ROVING EYE!

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It was inevitable. While Melanie Brown (Scary Spice) has been off in Europe making lots of money with her Ultimo lingerie line and other projects, her con artist husband Stephen “Belafonte” has been getting restless. Stephen and a buddy were at The Rainbow on Sunset on a recent Saturday. First Stephen asked the bartender if he got a ” celebrity discount” because he was married to Mel B, but was turned down, so he had to pay full price for his steak, lobster, appetizers, and wine. Then Stephen turned his attention to the pretty women all around him. He told one “Hey, can I get your number? I’d love to call you and hook up sometime!” One suspicious girl asked “Aren’t you married to a Spice Girl?” and he brushed it off with “It’s okay!” He invited one busty blonde out for coffee the next day. One after another he punched numbers into his FRIEND’S phone. He laughed “I can’t put it in MY phone!” He explained to one girl that his pal would act as a go-between so he could communicate with her. By the time he walked out of the club, the fake Belafonte had five or six numbers clocked into his buddy’s phone. In the parking lot he was seen talking to one MORE girl and punching her number into his friend’s phone. Keep your eyes open, Mel!

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THE REAL REASON WHY BILL MURRAY'S WIFE IS DIVORCING HIM

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“Groundhog Day” is one of our all time favorite movies, but we’re not the least bit surprised that Bill Murray’s long suffering wife Jennifer filed for divorce. It’s a miracle the marriage lasted for ten years – and four children, no less! Jennifer accused Bill of being addicted to booze, drugs, and sex, as well as being abusive, cheating on her, and abandoning the family. We BELIEVE it all! Murray, who is noted for “aging badly,” announced awhile back that he was “retired” so producers and fans would leave him alone. (He figured he could work when he wanted to like Jay-Z) He filled his free time by traveling solo to golf tournaments all over the world and partying like a madman. He drank college kids under the table at an all night soiree in Scotland and he was arrested in Sweden for driving a golf cart drunk. (photo above) In the worst possible sense, Jennifer became a GOLF WIDOW. Jennifer is set to collect 7 million from the prenup, but we do feel sorry for the kids.

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