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PARIS HILTON’S WORLD IS CRASHING DOWN AROUND HER

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Paris Hilton is watching her world fall apart. It appears her glory days are behind her. Americans voted her the “least trusted celebrity” and don’t want whatever she’s selling, including her reality show. “The World According to Paris” was cancelled by Oxygen after one season. Paparazzi aren’t waiting outside her house any more. The Kardashians and Jersey Shore people are getting all those lucrative hosting jobs at Las Vegas nightclubs. All those freebies- clothing, jewelry, cars, trips, – just aren’t pouring in like they used to. She wasn’t invited to her former friend Kim Kardashian’s fancy wedding. She’s 30, and Paris hoped to be married by now to a billionaire of some kind, but she doesn’t even have a boyfriend. It might not be a bad idea to go back to school and get an education.

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1200 REASONS TO BRING BACK “AMERICA’S MOST WANTED”

The bad news: John Walsh said goodbye to fans of America’s Most Wanted after the last episode aired Saturday. Fox cancelled the 23 year old show citing “high production costs.” It was one of the very few TV shows ever, that performed a much-needed public service. Nearly 12OO fugitives were caught after being profiled on the series. Back when the show started they had frequent crime “reenactments” with actors playing the fugitives. Several times viewers saw the actors used on the show in person walking around Hollywood and called the cops to have them arrested – assuming THEY were the criminals! After that the show was careful to hide the actors’ faces. The good news: John Walsh says other networks are interested in the show and he MIGHT have an announcement within 2 weeks. (Above, John Walsh and President Obama on the 1000th show celebration last year.)

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THE WEDDING’S OFF: CRYSTAL JILTED HEF FOR A YOUNGER MAN

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We can just imagine 85 year old Hugh Hefner’s 24 year old fiancee Crystal Harris tucking him in early at night and sneaking out late to hit the clubs with her young boyfriend. Crystal was actually seen partying with “Dr” Phil McGraw’s son Jordan at Chateau Marmont while wearing her giant engagement ring. Jordan happened to be her music producer at the Organica record label until he was let go for “dating” their female singers. According to Radaronline, Crystal wants a music career AND money and this week she decided Jordan was a better bet than Hef. She packed up and left the Playboy premises, leaving forlorn Hef the unpleasant job of canceling his lavish wedding plans for this Saturday.

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PERPS ARE CELEBRATING: “AMERICA’S MOST WANTED” IS CANCELLED

We, along with John Walsh, are very disappointed that Fox cancelled “America’s Most Wanted” after 23 years of exposing criminals. It’s an institution! Maybe the only reality show that does something really good for the public. Fox claims it’s too expensive to produce – is there really NO way to cut the budget down to manageable proportions? (John Walsh has been demoted to two specials a year.) The show has nabbed 1,151 criminals at large during its run. How ELSE are you going to find out that the man who moved next door to you murdered his wife? AMW is too great a resource for achieving justice– hopefully some other network will see its value.

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WHY MICHAEL VICK CANCELLED OPRAH

Some crimes simply cannot be forgiven and forgotten. 21 months in prison doesn’t seem like nearly enough punishment for Michael Vick’s inhumanly torturous dog fighting crimes. Naturally the NFL star would like to rebuild his monstrous reputation so he agreed to an interview with Oprah. Days later he backed out and THE REAL REASON IS that the people who adopted his mangled dogs (the ones that survived) demanded equal time with the animals. That would certainly have made Vick look like the bloodthirsty fiend he undoubtedly still is.

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MICHAEL VICK’S REALITY SHOW CAN’T END SOON ENOUGH

Did anyone even NOTICE that The Michael Vick Project on BET is kaput? Vick says he quit after the first season of ten episodes aired because he hates the cameras following him. Footballer Vick, the most hated man in America after he was arrested for torturing and abusing dogs for sport, had hoped the show would garner some sympathy and forgiveness from the enraged public. Viewers report that there was little regret displayed on the show (except that he was CAUGHT) and in fact the dogfighting was explained as “cultural.” Vick didn’t get the forgiveness and redemption he wanted, and probably figured there was no use beating a dead dog. For many, his name will always be synonymous with evil.

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SELF HELP GURU TONY ROBBINS IS LOOKING FOR THE BRIGHT SIDE AFTER NBC CANCELS HIS SERIES

It must have been a huge blow to Tony Robbins when NBC cancelled his “Breakthrough With Tony Robbins“ show today after only two episodes aired. No amount of positive thinking could save the show, which attracted less than three million viewers. We theorize that the big problem was that Tony has established himself firmly in the world of infomercials. We are accustomed to seeing him coaxing us into signing up and investing money in his motivational products and seminars late at night when we’re most vulnerable. That association just might have caused viewers to assume Tony was selling something and click right on by his series to the next channel. The four remaining unaired episodes are likely to appear on cable somewhere.

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TYRA BANKS WAS CANCELLED – SHE DIDN’T QUIT!

Sure, she’d like you to think she’s walking away – but Tyra GOT CANCELLED. On Monday she called her staffers together for a meeting and made the announcement that the show was cancelled. Tyrannical Tyra does NOT treat her employees well like Oprah does- they were the last to know. She’s always given them chintzy Christmas gifts and this year they got pink slips. She told everyone to get their resumes together. An insider told us the show was cancelled simply because it cost too much – it never recovered financially from the move from LA to NY that Tyra insisted on, plus Tyra’s salary was huge.

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MISCHA BARTON HAS CHACE CRAWFORD TO LOOK FORWARD TO

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Mischa Barton doesn’t look terribly distressed over the cancellation of “The Beautiful Life” (the remaining episodes will air but no new shows have been ordered.) However, she does look DIFFERENT than she did on the series. We’re not sure this is a flattering hair color – maybe we just need time to get used to it. . It’s rumored that she‘ll be starring in a movie “Upstate” with Chace Crawford, so all is not lost.

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MISCHA BARTON DIDN’T SUSPECT HER DAYS WERE NUMBERED

Little did Mischa Barton suspect, as she walked to the set of her series “The Beautiful Life” to get her hair and makeup done, that this would be one of the last times she’d be reporting for work. After the show drew a dismal audience of a million viewers on Wednesday, the CW decided to cut their losses and cancelled the show. (We found it corny and so predictable is was embarrassing.) So far there are no plans to air remaining completed episodes. Too bad- we have a feeling Mischa really needed this job.

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