Beyonce

WANNA WORK WITH BEYONCE? EXPECT TO BE VETTED!

Beyonce’s commitment to feminism has always been a bit dicey. Remember, she had a concert tour called the “Mrs Carter Show World Tour” and her famous “Single Ladies” sang about “putting a ring on it.” But she has picked up a new and interesting work rule: she doesn’t want to work with bad guys. She’s running Me-Too checks on all of her music collaborators – producers, songwriters, etc. If any of the guys have been accused of crimes against women, she won’t work with them. One guy she worked with on Drunk in Love a few years back turned out to be a serial rapist. Now she’s even checking out her OWN team to make sure they are behaving.

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BEYONCE OBEYS THE RULES

Beyonce walked out of a Grammys after-party in Santa Monica with Jay Z looking majestic in her silver metallic gown and quite happy until she saw the fans and paparazzi. Oops! Suddenly she realized that her silver veil face covering was NOT enough – she should be wearing a mask! She certainly didn’t want to be accused of being an anti-masker, so she stopped dead in her tracks and covered her mouth until a friend could hand her a black mask.

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KIM KARDASHIAN WANTS BEYONCE’S LIFE!

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The latest revelation that Kim Kardashian hopes to follow in Beyonce’s footsteps and appear on the cover of Sports Illustrated’s swimsuit issue makes is abundantly clear that Kim is determined to reach Beyonce’s level of success. Along with Kanye, Kim already aspires to become a top celebrity power couple like Beyonce and Jay-Z. But Kim and Kanye’s ridiculously expensive over the top wedding plans are already turning people off (like jay-Z and Beyonce) and only the most desperate celebrities are expected to show up. Do you think Sports Illustrated will put Kim on the cover?

RICKY GERVAIS: OKLAHOMA TORNADO VICTIMS NEED MONEY – NOT PRAYERS!

We just fell in love with Ricky Gervais for his smart comments about celebrities on Twitter offering their “thoughts” and “prayers” to Oklahoma tornado victims. Ricky pointed out that Beyonce, Rihanna, and Katy Perry had all openly sent prayers to Oklahoma – certainly hoping readers would admire their kindness and saintliness. According to Page Six, Ricky responded by tweeting sarcastically “I feel like an idiot now – I only sent money.” And he included an address for Red Cross donations. Ricky’s a realistic atheist and we love him for teasing these self-serving “holier than thou” celebrities, who can afford to donate more than just thoughts.

CONSPIRACY THEORY: BEYONCE IS SOLANGE KNOWLES MOTHER

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We love a conspiracy theory because so much work and research are usually put into them. This internet rumor we found on BuzzFeed, concerns Beyonce and insists that there is a Texas birth certificate out there that proves that Beyonce was born in 1974, NOT 1981, and she is actually 38 or 39 years old. Wait – it gets better. The theory also suggests that Beyonce got pregnant at 12 or 13 and gave birth to Solange – the family covered it up by pretending Solange was born to Matthew and Tina, Beyonce’s parents. This means Beyonce is now a mother of two and a grandmother to 26 year old Solange’s eight year old son. Whether this rumor becomes a Hollywood legend like the untrue Richard Gere/gerbil rumor, remains to be seen.

PREGNANT BEYONCE’S BABY ALREADY HAS A GODMOTHER

It’s not even born yet, but Beyonce and Jay Z’s baby already has a celebrity godmother: Gwyneth Paltrow. We knew they were acquainted, but never realized they’ve been such close pals for years. (Beyonce encouraged Gwyneth to sing.) Gwyneth and her husband Chris Martin often travel with Beyonce and her husband. Beyonce admires Gwyneth’s parenting skills so she asked her to be her baby’s godmother and is counting on her for advice.

BEYONCE IS NOT A TYPICAL TOURIST

Parisians think they’ve seen everything, but even THEY turned their heads to look at the shoes Beyonce wore to go sightseeing. They day after she performed in the city, Beyonce and her sister Solange and nephew Daniel, 4, walked around and took in the sights. Beyonce wore six inch platforms while Solange chose more comfortable gladiator boots.

BEYONCE REALLY IS BIG IN JAPAN

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Beyonce is looking down on Tokyo from a prominent position while she rakes in the bucks in Japan. She’s bigger than life in giant ads plastered on tall buildings around the city. Also featured in the ads is Japanese popstar Takuya Kimura, who is in the popular group SMAP. The ads, for the exclusive handbag company Samantha Thavasa, will only appear in Japan, as is the custom.