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CHARLIZE THERON’S LITTLE BOY JACKSON IS TICKLED PINK

She’s still very single, but Charlize Theron seems perfectly happy with her little boy Jackson. Charlize’s mom Gerda is carrying Jackson while Charlize gives him a cuddle, much to his delight. The family went shopping at Barneys this weekend and Charlize kept her short blonde hair covered up with a hat. Jackson turned one on Sunday and he’s just mastering the art of walking.

BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN KNOCKS HIMSELF OUT TO KEEP HIS WIFE PATTI HAPPY

We can’t help but envy Bruce Springsteen’s wife Patti Scialfa. According to Mike Walker at The Enquirer, Bruce gave Patti the best Christmas EVER. Bruce hates to shop so he arranged a shopping spree for Patti at her favorite store – Barneys. He set it up ahead of time and had salespeople in every department – shoes, designer clothing, makeup, handbags, etc, pull things her size that she might like. He brought her to the store and told her to take her time and buy EVERYTHING she wanted! She DID and had the time of her life. Now THAT’S a great husband!

JENNIFER LOPEZ AND HEIDI KLUM SPARE NO EXPENSE DRESSING UP THEIR BOYFRIENDS!

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Female supercelebrities like Jennifer Lopez and Heidi Klum don’t mind if the objects of their affection aren’t as wealthy as they are, but they MUST be well dressed. Jennifer gave her boyfriend Casper Smart a spectacular makeover – he has expensive suits, overcoats and designer shoes – sneakers and hoodies are now reserved for the gym. Heidi’s no- nonsense bodyguard /boyfriend Martin Kristen just didn’t have the right clothes to take her out to dinner, so she took him to Barneys. Martin resisted, but according to The Enquirer, Heidi picked out and paid for $10,000 worth of suits, shirts and shoes for him. You’d think with her fashion contacts she’d get clothes at a discount, but she paid retail for everything. (Above, J.Lo and Casper AFTER their shopping spree, and below, Heidi and Martin BEFORE their trip to Barneys)

SOFIA VERGARA KNOWS YOU CAN’T HELP BUT HAVE FUN IN BARNEYS

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Sofia Vergara is SO ready to shop as she hops out of a cab in front of Barneys New York. She’s remarkably cheerful considering she and her good looking boyfriend of two years, Nick Loeb, split up over the weekend. Millionaire Nick had planned to run for the US Senate but had a serious car accident in 2010, and Sofia stayed by his side and nursed him back to health. They argue a lot, but we predict they’ll give the romance one more chance…

Photo Credit: Pacific Coast News

Photo Credit: Pacific Coast News

MELANIE GRIFFITH DOESN’T NEED ANY OPTICAL ILLUSIONS


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This might be the “optical illusion “ look that Kim Kardashian was hoping for the other day when she wore that black and white dress. Of course the slenderizing illusion of Melanie Griffith’s pants is not surprising because Mel is slim to begin with. She was blessed with a naturally great figure. Melanie spent a happy afternoon shopping at Barneys.

SHARON STONE: WHAT’S WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE?



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Sharon Stone popped into Barneys this weekend looking like a million bucks as usual, except for one thing: her exposed tummy! Why, Sharon? You are a grown up actress and mother and just because you have a great body and flat stomach, doesn’t mean you should expose it. It just appears out of place and spoils an otherwise good look.

SIMON DOONAN SAYS ” EAT GAY FOOD AND YOU’LL NEVER GET FAT”

Our fashion obsessed friend turned writer, Simon Doonan (Barneys) has done it again. Another book, that is, and it’s loaded with our favorite thing: sweeping generalizations. (We were lucky to be included in Simon’s first book “Wacky Chicks.”) His latest, “Gay Men Don’t Get Fat” is a whole new take on diets. He says gay men don’t get fat because they eat gay food. Simon declares there are two food groups: gay and straight. A typical gay food is sushi, and a typical straight food is a burrito. Simon advises everyone to “eat like a gay man and you will never get fat.” Eating like a gay man means enjoying leafy salads w/dressing on the side, or macaroons, all with an attractive presentation. One pertinent tip from the book: Simon advises readers to “watch “Hoarders” because it’s so disgusting it will ruin the appetite.” We’re hoping a “gay restaurant “ will open soon in our neighborhood.

HARRISON FORD HAS A SURPRISE FOR CALISTA

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Every year before Christmas, Harrison Ford turns up at Barneys in Beverly Hills even though he’s a guy who doesn’t particularly like shopping. He’s carrying a tiny bag that most likely contains some special jewelry for Calista Flockhart. At least he has the good taste to shop at Barneys and he picks out something HIMSELF instead of sending someone else to select a gift for her. She has trained him well.

ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER WANTS HIS OLD LIFE BACK

Arnold Schwarzenegger hasn’t changed his habits all that much since the housekeeper’s baby scandal broke up his marriage. He and his son Patrick spent time shopping in Barneys and had lunch upstairs. He left alone and went to Giuseppe Franco for a haircut and they had coffee at Caffe Roma. Afterward Arnold and his male companion drove down to Ralph Lauren where he enjoyed more retail therapy. Typical Saturday. Arnold had hoped to ditch the bodyguards when he left office, but found that he still needs at least one.