SUDDENLY SINGLE
On Wednesday June 28, Jessica Simpson started preparing for the holiday weekend with a fake tan – of course. She was waiting her turn in the lobby of the Uvasun tanning salon in West Hollywood and picked up a magazine on the table. As she was flipping through the pages she suddenly let out a squeal and blurted out “I’M NOT DIVORCED YET!” She tossed the weekly back on the table clucking “They’re wrong – they ALWAYS get it wrong!” But it didn’t dampen her spirits. She laughed and joked with other customers before getting her tanning bed and liquid sun combo so she’s bikini ready for the weekend. (Two day later the divorce apparently WAS final, according to US Weekly.)
Not long ago you could find Eva Longoria partying night after night with her platonic “buddy” Jamie Foxx. No more. While filming Desperate Housewives, Eva spent weekends with her steady Tony Parker, but during the week when Tony was away playing ball, Eva’s pal Jamie eagerly volunteered to escort her to parties and clubs. They were often seen hanging out til 2 am. Until, that is, Tony saw pictures like this and decided they were getting WAY too chummy. Eva was delighted with his jealous reaction (after all, she IS dying for a ring!) and promised to stick with her girlfriends when Tony’s not around. Perhaps thanks to Jamie, Tony is around a LOT more lately! SOMEONE is smarter than she looks!
We love to point it out when celebrities children are well behaved. (Perhaps because so many are NOT!) Demi Moore and Bruce Willis’s offspring Tallulah has obviously been well brought up. The twelve year old already loves fashion and she a couple of girlfriends recently shopped the flea market at the Santa Monica airport. Tallulah ( her friends called her “Lulah” ) eagerly inspected the vintage bakelite jewelry and asked all kinds of questions about it’s history. She carefully tried on some slip dresses and a vintage jacket. One vendor said “She was adorable – polite, inquisitive, and careful with all the delicate items. And she didn’t ask for a DISCOUNT!”
The feud between Tori Spelling and her mother Candy is not likely to burn out until Tori’s faux reality show So Notorious is history. Tori’s TV mom (called Kiki and played to a T by Loni Anderson,) is incredibly vain and self – centered and prone to making comments like “Tori, Life isn’t all about YOU.” Besides that, Kiki is an oversexed tramp who makes passes at Tori’s boyfriends. Oddly enough, none of those awful traits bothered Candy as much as a reference in the script that greedy Kiki was in the habit of selling gift-bag freebies on eBay. THAT was the last straw. No matter how often Tori insists that Kiki is just a comic character on the show and not based on fact, Candy is still steaming.
Kathy Griffin is pulling the wool over our eyes in the nicest possible way. Kathy, a self confessed reality show junkie, introduced some totally UNREAL elements to her show “My Life on the D-List.” Last September Kathy filed for divorce from her “soulmate” of over four years Matthew Moline. The divorce was never finalized and Kathy claimed they were working things out. But in actuality, things DIDN’T work out, and Matthew moved into his own place last year. For this season’s tapings Matt always arrived early in the morning before the cameras, and PRETENDED to be still living in Kathy’s hillside mansion. The marriage is OVER although Kathy and Matt are still good friends. When will she admit her little subterfuge?