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SEPARATED AT BIRTH?

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Maddox Jolie-Pitt Jenny Shimizu
Thursday, June 29, 2006

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  1. willo

    ha ha, how funny, brilliant!

  2. Anonymous

    Response to first post from Anonymous on June 29. . . The question isn’t “why can’t people leave Angelina and her children alone?” The REAL question is, why can’t Angelina leave all of us alone? I’m tired of seeing their photos plastered everywhere (willingly I might add). Who frigging cares? My suggestion is this, the woman needs to stop smiling that Joker smile, take a break from photo ops for awhile and make a few “PITT” stops at Burger King for a Whopper (or two or three). Those arms look like they are in dire need of something meaty. . . in a hurry and in a big way. I agree with Art (post on July 4). Can we please stop with the “supposed benevolence” for awhile? It’s so transparent and getting seriously OLD.

  3. art

    Sorry, but the “Funny” beats out thinking of political correctness in this case. It is good because it knocks down the dumb fuck-buddy even further, but at the same time, Jolie. Done well, because it is an ORIGINAL use of the seperated-at-birth format. And timing is good, because Jolie should just dissappear from her supposed benevolence in adopting babies. The argument would be: the first one is for this old flame, the second one with Brad, the third BY brad, and son…
    Give me a break, on the other gossip sites you have “hos” and “bitches” and rude comments about the size of tits and asses etc…
    Well done.

  4. Anonymous

    Jenny Shimizu’s hot. Have you seen the pictures she got famous for? Too bad she’s apparently a user (pun intended)

  5. Kasey

    LOL..Too funny. 🙂

  6. Anonymous

    Quit with the racist card already. They look alike. The end. That’s not racist just because they’re both Asian.

  7. Lulu

    friggin hilarious! just another thing mad will be discussing in therapy 15 years from now

  8. anonymous

    Crap, forget the kid… Angie looks like the Joker in that picture!!

  9. anonymous

    Janet’s site isn’t anything like Perez’s site.
    Also, here’s a clue:
    1) Paris Hilton walking around with her cell phone
    2) Angelina’s personal life
    3) Nicole Richie in a bathing suit —
    None if it’s new. And we never seem to get tired of any of it, huh! If Angie ever leaves puppy dog for a woman, it’s going to be some fun, fun gossip.

  10. Anonymous

    a) I think that it is racist.
    b) more importantly for you, I think that it is unoriginal…. seen it before and the whole “separated at birth” thing is soooo Perez Hilton.
    Boo. Snore. zzzzzzzzzz

  11. anonymous

    No. It’s not a waste of time, not for a gossip site. Any couple has to look at the previous relationships. By all accounts, Shi-zizzle was more than a one-night affair.
    Now that you mention it, her relationships always have made it into the magazines. hmm…

  12. Anonymous

    BORING>>>>> who cares about this? waste of time.

  13. Anonymous

    No one cares about Shimiuz. Hell, most people don’t even know who she is if it wasn’t for Angelina admitting she had a 19 yr old drugged out girl on girl (at least I think Jenny’s a girl) relationship with Jenny before she married Johny Lee Miller.
    Shimiuz’s a user anyway and a major, major fame whore. She went to the UK Sun and told all about her Lesbo affair with Madonna and some top models. Her relationship with Ione Skye. She’s a bigg ass blabber mouth . Let alone she’s well known drug user.
    Good riddence to bad rubbish.

  14. Anonymous

    I have never heard that rumor. She was still with the hill billy bob when she adopted her son.

  15. Anonymous

    what’s up with the asian persuasion. two posting about jenny shizimo. who cares about her

  16. Sara

    Wow, both are asians with short haircuts. Yep, we all alook like. *eyeroll* And please on the it’s the mowhawk thing. If Zahara was sporting a mowhawk, nobody would bring up this kind of comparison.

  17. Anonymous

    Actually, it was rumoured that Angelina adopted Maddox because he looked like Jenny.

  18. How ridiculous

    The hair is the only thing that looks the same too me.

  19. Ray Ray

    lmao! good call. thanks for the chuckle.

  20. BooBoo

    Angie styled her kid after one of her favorite fuck buddies. Is that so wrong?

  21. Genevieve

    Are you people blind? It’s not “just” the asian thing. It’s that they both have mohawks. Geesh.

  22. jan

    I am going to toss out a guess…she saw Maddox and had a dejevu…and adopted…because there is an uncanny resemblance of a past affair of the heart ?…but..after the adoption it opened a whole new world for her …etc…

  23. Anonymous

    Yawn. Like this comparison hasn’t been done at least a million times since Angelina got Maddox.
    Still, yeah, it does reek of a little rascism

  24. Otis Rail

    It’s called irony you dimwits.
    Otis Rail

  25. stuck in hollyhood.

    GROSS.
    I think i’m going to vomit.

  26. anonymous

    How Dee Do and Anonymous… thank you for keeping it real… Janet, thanks for the photos!
    Let’s look at it another way. Nobody is comparing Madd to Mao Tse Tung. Or Jackie Chan. So there!

  27. Anonymous

    Oh please, guys, SHUT UP. It’s not mean, it’s funny. This is an entertainment site!!!

  28. How Dee Do

    Not quite sure, but I have a feeling Janet was referring to the mo-hawk similarity. Maybe also hinting at the fact that Jolie and Jenny dated at one time … love child?

  29. Anonymous

    MEAN

  30. Anonymous

    Just because someone’s Asian doesn’t mean they all look alike. Bad form Janet, very bad form.

  31. Anonymous

    I think it’s disgusting. Why can’t people leave Angelina and her children alone? Enough already