No Thanks, Craft Service

Nobody wants to say anything to his face, but coworkers just can’t stop gossiping about this actor behind his back. This drop-dead handsome guy starred in a hit series just a few years ago and he’s recently finished a new pilot. But he showed up on the set looking “alarmingly thin! ” Startled coworkers describe him as a “male lollipop” and compare his physique to Calista Flockhart. Has anorexia or bulemia spread to the male side of Hollywood? The once gorgeous actor is also uncharacteristically irritable. The TV pilot’s famous director didn’t complain because he’s super skinny himself!

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25 thoughts on “No Thanks, Craft Service

  1. Jimmy Stewart?
    Humphrey Bogart?
    Or maybe it was that one guy from the silent movies…the one who got really skinny for awhile there…

  2. Charlie Chaplin!! Great guess. Got to be him. This item is about that old.

  3. Oh, it’s definitely Larry Hagman…first I Dream of Jeannie, then Dallas

  4. a hit series, charlie chaplin, jimmy stewart…
    no..what’s that guys name that was in the Rocketeer and the series w/Sela Ward….that actor? no he’s thin already….

  5. Seriously, Matthew Perry – drop dead gorgeous…I think not!

  6. If it’s Matthew Perry, clearly it was the coke, not anorexia, but what was the pilot he filmed while doing Friends? I know he did movies, but can’t remember him doing any other tv shows…

  7. please matthew perry is anything but drop dead gorgeous…..what about John Stamos?

  8. It’s Skeet Ulrich! It says hit series, not hit tv series! He just shot a new pilot for ABC and he looks alarmingly skinny.

  9. I’d still say Matthew Perry. He’s just finished a pilot, and he was sure crabby, when some other Hollywood hotshot took his “reserved” “Superman Returns” movie seats, the other night.
    Aw, come on….he’s cute!

  10. it’s the guy in Alien. the ex of Jennifer what’s-her-name-Affleck…

  11. Yeah it could be Skeet Ulrich. He was in the Craft and that name of the whodunit has Craft in it for no reason that I can think of…..

  12. John Stamos is in a hit series NOW- he was on Broadway directly before that. It ain’t him.

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