Vanity Fair

CRYBABY KATE MOSS SEEMS TO HAVE FORGOTTEN SHE’S HAD A CHARMED LIFE

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Kate Moss, 38, did an awful lot of complaining in her interview with Vanity Fair. She made it sound like being a supermodel is a huge headache and the job is almost unbearable. Considering she’s a petite 5’7” and managed to make it to the top of the modeling biz, one would think she’d be surprised and delighted. She seems to remember the physically trying times but not the enormous paychecks and perks. She also dismisses her party reputation and insists she really didn’t have all that much fun. When Kate was with Johnny Depp they seemed to be really in love (and got engaged) but she brought out a temperamental side to him and he trashed a NY hotel room. It was out of character for him. It seemed to be a passionate, drug fueled romance. Kate doesn’t say WHY she left Johnny but admits she cried over him for six years. She really doesn’t seem like a happy girl – and she SHOULD be. What a life she’s had!
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SCIENTOLOGY IS DESTROYING TOM CRUISE’S CREDIBILITY

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Tom Cruise has colossal nerve calling the Vanity Fair article about him auditioning female companions “lies designed to sell magazines.” It’s common knowledge that Cruise saw young Nicole Kidman in her first film “Dead Calm” and called her in to audition for “Days of Thunder.” (She got the costarring part and Tom too.) And of course, he auditioned Penelope Cruz for “Vanilla Sky” and SHE got the part and dated Tom until she was scared off by Scientology. And Tom called Katie Holmes in to audition for “Mission Impossible 3” – she didn’t get the part (Michelle Monaghan did) but Katie got Tom! Does ANYONE believe Tom’s denial? Scientology is making Tom look more foolish – and less honest – every day. (Photo – Tom and Vanity Fair in happier times)

NICOLE KIDMAN AND KATIE HOLMES DON’T TALK ABOUT SCIENTOLOGY TO ANYONE – INCLUDING EACH OTHER

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The new Vanity Fair magazine article about Scientology is bound to have two famous readers – Nicole Kidman and Katie Holmes. Tom Cruise’s ex-wives are both unable to speak their minds about the cult but they are relieved when information is revealed. And since Vanity Fair is such a respected publication, people are taking notice. Both of them are aware they met Tom while “auditioning” for him. Nicole knows her children Connor and Bella were turned against her when she left Scientology. She was named a “suppressive person” and they avoid her company. Katie didn’t want that to happen to her, so she orchestrated her divorce so that she has more control over Suri’s life. These two women know they must remain silent about the subject of Scientology because they still fear repercussions. And they are NOT in communication with each other.

WHITNEY’S LAST CRUSH , RAY J, WAS NO ANGEL

Vanity Fair is coming out with a revealing story about Whitney Houston’s final days. For one thing, we didn’t realize that Whitney frequently read and quoted the bible. The writer interviewed video vixen Karrine Steffans, the onetime girlfriend of Bobby Brown. Karrine said Bobby always felt bad because he was accused of introducing Whitney to drugs, but she was already using them. (Bobby, we DO believe you!) Karrine also hinted that Whitney’s alleged last boyfriend, Ray J, might have been a negative influence on Whitney. She said one night she got a call from Ray J and he asked if Bobby was there. She answered yes, and Ray J smirked “Tell him I slept with both of his chicks – you, and now his wife!”

DEMI AND JESSICA: WHO WANTS TO LOOK AT NUDE PREGNANT WOMEN?

Twenty years ago we were turned OFF by Demi Moore’s nude and pregnant cover of Vanity Fair. Yet it seemed to open the doors for every pregnant celebrity to flaunt their expectant bellies and angelic faces on various magazine covers. Most recently we had to endure seeing Jessica Simpson on the cover of Elle. Pregnancy does not become her – she looks enormous and uncomfortable with her clothes ON. Apparently such covers are circulation boosters – but we want to know WHO enjoys looking at them? Your comments are welcome!

VICTORIA BECKHAM HAS NO INTENTION OF MISSING OSCAR WEEK PARTIES



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Victoria Beckham’s in town for the Oscar parties and she kicked off with the Vanity Fair pre-Oscar party at her buddy Eva Longoria’s restaurant Beso. She looks like she’s wearing one of her own designs. That’s hairdresser Ken Paves on her right, but who’s carrying her handbag?

VANITY FAIR CAN’T GET ENOUGH OF ROB PATTINSON


Vanity Fair photos: top: Bruce Weber, bottom: Annie Liebovitz

Vanity Fair must have a crush on Rob Pattinson too, because he’s featured on his second cover in two years. The first time around Bruce Weber took the photos and the April shoot was done by Annie Liebovitz. One thing BOTH sets of photos have in common is Rob with a piano. Yes, he plays in real life and did so in the first Twilight movie. He’ll play one more time in the last Breaking Dawn movie.

AVRIL LAVIGNE’S GLAMOUR MAKEOVER ITALIAN STYLE

Let’s face it, Italians are not interested in grunge, punk, or anything distressed. They treasure glitz, glamour and very shiny things. So naturally when pseudo punkster Avril Lavigne posed for the Italian Vanity Fair, they gave her an Italian makeover. The torn t shirts and stringy hair and combat boots were replaced by a sexy push up bra, stilettos, and platinum waves. We wonder what Brody Jenner thinks of all this.

VANITY FAIR AGREES WITH US ABOUT HELENA BONHAM CARTER

We’re not the least bit surprised that Helena Bonham Carter made Vanity Fair’s 2010 Best Dressed List. Helena, however, was flabbergasted and thought it was a joke. “The King’s Speech” star’s style has often been featured on this site because we find her creative and inspiring. Vanity Fair judges their winners by “individual taste,” not fashion trends and Helena has a one-of-a-kind look. She says her fashion icon is “Marie Antoinette.” LOVE the bloomers!

WHETHER JAIL AND REHAB REALLY CHANGED LINDSAY LOHAN REMAINS TO BE SEEN

Lindsay Lohan looks great on the cover of Vanity Fair – the photo and interview were done a week before she was jailed and rehabbed. It’s worthy of note that in her interview, Lindsay insisted she has “never abused prescription drugs” and did not have a drinking problem. (Sure, we believe a “misdiagnosis” caused her to pop all those Adderall.) Oh, and she blamed her bad decisions and bad behavior on the fact that she had poor role models, like Britney – and her parents. It will be interesting to see if, in her first interview AFTER jail and rehab, (for which she will be paid a fortune) anything changes. Denial and blaming others are not good signs for recovery. Will she man up and takes responsibility for her own behavior?