Simon Cowell

IS SIMON COWELL CALLING KANYE WEST A MONSTER?

We always thought Simon Cowell had an enormous ego, but even HE is in awe of Kanye West’s narcissism. Not long after Kanye’s paparazzi tantrums and his insane feud with Jimmy Kimmel, (proving that West has NO sense of humor,) and claimed to have invented “leather jogging pants,” Simon expressed his opinion. Even smug Simon was taken aback by Kanye declaring himself to be “the number one rock star on the planet.” Simon thinks Kanye‘s ego is out of whack and commented “Success doesn’t CREATE the monster- it ENABLES the monster.”

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“ONE DIRECTION: THIS IS US” IS BETTER THAN YOU THINK!

“One Direction: This Is Us” actually reveals only a small part of the lives of the boy band members and it’s the squeaky clean part. Not a four letter word is muttered and sexual references are absent from the movie – but hey, it was refreshing! It was a pleasant shock NOT to be assaulted by the F word and female fans in the movie are appreciated – not insulted and abused! The band’s creator Simon Cowell did something right here. It’s an uplifting and charming movie that kids of any age can enjoy and it makes all the boy band members appear to be grateful and decent. It may not be totally realistic, but that’s what’s appealing about it.

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WHEN SIMON COWELL NEEDS A CIGARETTE, HE NEEDS IT BAD

Simon Cowell never likes to be more than a few feet from a cigarette because he’s a chain smoker and inhales three packs a day. (To make up for it he stocks up on vitamin supplements and skin creams at Whole Foods.) So it makes sense that when he went to Ralph Lauren and found a small decorative silver plated cigarette holder he liked, that he bought 100 of them. He has several huge houses and each room has a cigarette holder in every corner.

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TIME FOR SIMON COWELL TO PUT HIS MONEY WHERE HIS MOUTH IS

The X-Factor’s first winner Melanie Amaro has yet to reap the benefits of her triumph and remains in musical limbo. Even SHE is not sure whether or not her record label (Epic) has dropped her, but she IS certain that she has no album released. Before she won the talent contest. Simon Cowell bragged that the winner would receive FIVE million dollars plus a recording contract – at that time the biggest prize in TV history. The cash prize was to be paid over five years. AFTER Melanie won, somehow the wording was changed to “a five million dollar recording contract.” Melanie’s singles haven’t scored and her album release date has been pushed back numerous times. We’re betting she’d could use the money!

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AMERICAN IDOL WILL GO OFF THE AIR WITH A BANG, NOT A WHIMPER

#paulaabdul #janetcharlton

American Idol producers have seen the writing on the wall (the ratings dip) and they plan to end the show gracefully next season. They want the ORIGINAL judges from the first season together again for the final season – Randy Jackson, Paula Abdul, and Simon Cowell. That way they can end the show the way it began. Randy, the only original judge still on Idol, is perfectly willing to stay for another year, and Paula is totally up for it. Simon, of course, is playing hard to get – partly because he’s currently on The X-Factor, and partly because he likes to be difficult.

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CARMEN ELECTRA IS PUTTING UP WITH A LOT TO GET THAT JOB ON “AMERICA’S GOT TALENT”

#carmenelectra #janetcharlton

How embarrassing for Carmen Electra. Five minutes after she actually admitted she was dating mogul Simon Cowell, he was seen frolicking on the beach with other women. Every summer Simon Cowell calls up a few exgirlfriends and takes them on a sexy vacation to St Bart’s. (He must be VERY generous.) This year he was spotted with his English exgirlfriend Sinitta and separately, his former fiancée Mezhgan Hussainy and another unidentified woman who was NOT Carmen. Carmen spent New Year’s Eve in Las Vegas alone. She want that job as a judge on America’s Got Talent VERY badly.(Above, Simon and Mezhgan)

Photo Credit: Pacific Coast News

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LOW RATINGS ON X FACTOR WIPED THE SMIRK OFF SIMON COWELL’S FACE

The always confident Simon Cowell, who can do no wrong, may have gotten a glimpse of the future and he doesn’t like it. We’ve had Britney Spears and Demi Lovato jammed down our throats for months in a huge publicity buildup for this season’s The X-Factor and we’re already overdosed on them. The show premiered this season to ratings a third LOWER than last year’s premier and the second show was even WORSE. Boo hoo. Maybe, just maybe, the public has had enough of overpaid, overhyped judges and mediocre talent. Prime time TV seems to have devolved into one gigantic continuous amateur hour. The novelty has worn off.

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BRITNEY SPEARS GETS PAID TWICE AS MUCH AS GWEN STEFANI

Is anybody else surprised that Britney Spears is worth TWICE the price of Gwen Stefani? Simon Cowell is desperate to save his disappointing “X Factor” show and he’s paying top dollar to restaff. He’s heard that NBC is planning to schedule their huge hit “The Voice” as his competition and THAT could be fatal. He dumped Paula Abdul, who pulled in 2.5 million, and he’s replacing her with Britney Spears for over 15 million dollars. Now he’s hot to add Gwen Stefani to be backstage host, replacing Steve Jones, and her price tag is estimated at 5 to 7 million. – HALF of Britney’s. We’re thinking that Britney‘s appeal is her potentially unpredictable behavior, while Gwen has the glam factor. It sounds like Simon has very deep pockets.
#britneyspears #gwenstefani #thevoice

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FERGIE IS WAY TOO BUSY TO JOIN “THE X-FACTOR” – AT ANY PRICE

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NOBODY seems to want a job on The X Factor! One celebrity after another has turned down the big bucks opportunity to join the judge’s panel, including Britney Spears, Janet Jackson, and Fergie. (above) Simon Cowell must be a tad frustrated, or insulted. Fergie says she’s just “too busy” – like everyone else. It must be very warm in NYC because Fergie is wearing a transparent coat….

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HERE COMES THE JUDGE: THE UNPREDICTABLE BRITNEY SPEARS

Britney Spears is sitting on a ten million dollar offer from Simon Cowell to join The X-Factor as a judge, and it looks like she will accept the deal, according to Deadline.com. Her fiancee Jason Trawick has been negotiating the contract for her. When Nicole Scherzinger left her judge’s seat, she remarked that she didn’t realize what an emotional roller-coaster the job would be. How Britney will react to the drama will certainly be interesting – we think she’s being paid all that money because she will provide “the ditz factor.” No one can predict what she will say or do, and THAT might pull in the big audience Simon craves.

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