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Andy Samberg John Travolta Lawsuit Liam Neeson Massage Masseur Nicolas Cage Saturday Night Live

JOHN TRAVOLTA WILL NEVER HEAR THE END OF MASSAGE JOKES

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Whatever happens in court, John Travolta will have to live down his masseur sex lawsuit for years to come. Saturday Night Live will certainly keep it alive. On Saturday’s Weekend Update segment guest host Liam Neeson “got in the cage” with Andy Samberg portraying his very intense Nicolas Cage. As an offhand remark Andy playing Nic declared “As my Face-Off costar John Travolta would say: What Jewish masseuse do I have to pork to get a gig in this town?” The whole scandal is more than comics can resist…

By Janet / May 14, 2012
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Al Gore Massage Molly Hagerty Pink scandal

DID AL GORE FANTASIZE ABOUT PINK WHILE HE GOT HIS “MASSAGES?”

That massage therapist, Molly Hagerty, who charged Al Gore with manhandling her and demanding a “happy ending,” provided some interesting details about how he tried to get her in the mood for love. When she reported to his hotel room for the $540 (!) massage, Al had dimmed the lights and broke out some Grand Marnier. During the massage he played Pink’s song “Dear Mr. President” while he sang along. Then he started “pawing“ her. Hagerty claims “The more I resisted, the more turned on he’d become.” After a struggle, she managed a traumatic escape, while Pink’s music played on…

By Janet / July 1, 2010
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