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ASHTON KUTCHER IS AVOIDING MASSAGE PARLORS IN NEW ORLEANS

Ashton Kutcher is a real hands-on dad with his one year old little girl Wyatt. (He may have picked up a few tips when he was with Demi Moore and her three daughters.) Right now the family is in New Orleans and Ashton is playing househusband while Mila Kunis films an ironically titled movie “Bad Moms” with Christina Applegate and Kristen Bell. Ashton brought his delighted Wyatt to a New Orleans park and slid down the kiddie slide with her on his lap. He’s probably relieved to be away from Hollywood where he was photographed exiting a massage parlor before leaving for New Orleans.

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WHAT DO YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU SEE JOHN TRAVOLTA DANCING ON THE BEACH IN RIO?

If John Travolta were to film a TV commercial here in the US, just the sight of him onscreen would immediately bring 2 things to the viewers’ minds (and neither of them is the product he’d be selling.) The two things are, of course, Scientology and masseurs. John’s face would no doubt spark heated conversations about his sexuality and his religion and the advertised item would be long forgotten. Apparently Brazil has no problem with John’s baggage and he frolicked on the beach to promote some liquor there.
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GOTTIS DON’T KNOW WHAT TO THINK ABOUT TRAVOLTA SEX LAWSUIT

The Gotti family is reacting loudly to John Travolta’s sex charges, because he is set to play the Dapper Don John Gotti in “Gotti: Three Generations.” Victoria Gotti Sr told the Daily News “Who the f— cares if he’s gay?” The rest of the family is outraged by the claims and their lawyer says “The Gottis know a lot about people who make false accusations against someone for their own benefit.” SURE, they do. Meanwhile a fourth masseur has surfaced who worked at the Peninsula Hotel and says Travolta was banned at one time from the hotel spa for the same inappropriate behavior with the male masseurs he requested. The spa employee spoke out because he doesn’t think masseurs are being treated fairly by the press. (Above, Travolta and John Gotti Jr – wife Kelly Preston and daughter Ella, 12, are also cast in film.)

JOHN TRAVOLTA WILL NEVER HEAR THE END OF MASSAGE JOKES

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Whatever happens in court, John Travolta will have to live down his masseur sex lawsuit for years to come. Saturday Night Live will certainly keep it alive. On Saturday’s Weekend Update segment guest host Liam Neeson “got in the cage” with Andy Samberg portraying his very intense Nicolas Cage. As an offhand remark Andy playing Nic declared “As my Face-Off costar John Travolta would say: What Jewish masseuse do I have to pork to get a gig in this town?” The whole scandal is more than comics can resist…

DID AL GORE FANTASIZE ABOUT PINK WHILE HE GOT HIS “MASSAGES?”

That massage therapist, Molly Hagerty, who charged Al Gore with manhandling her and demanding a “happy ending,” provided some interesting details about how he tried to get her in the mood for love. When she reported to his hotel room for the $540 (!) massage, Al had dimmed the lights and broke out some Grand Marnier. During the massage he played Pink’s song “Dear Mr. President” while he sang along. Then he started “pawing“ her. Hagerty claims “The more I resisted, the more turned on he’d become.” After a struggle, she managed a traumatic escape, while Pink’s music played on…