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KIRSTIE ALLEY AND HER UNREQUITED LOVE: JOHN TRAVOLTA

It’s funny how fellow Scientologist Kirstie Alley is the only one alive who thinks John Travolta is not gay. Or SAYS she thinks that. When all those masseurs and airline personell started crawling out of the woodwork blabbing about their romantic liaisons with John, Kirstie was quick to call them all liars. She ought to know – Kirstie had a crush on John in 1989 and while promoting her new TV Land series (above) recently gushed to Howard Stern that he was “the greatest love of her life” although she resisted having an affair because she was married. Keep in mind, Scientologists are encouraged to LIE or do anything necessary to protect members of the church. If only Leah Remini would comment on this.

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU SEE JOHN TRAVOLTA DANCING ON THE BEACH IN RIO?

If John Travolta were to film a TV commercial here in the US, just the sight of him onscreen would immediately bring 2 things to the viewers’ minds (and neither of them is the product he’d be selling.) The two things are, of course, Scientology and masseurs. John’s face would no doubt spark heated conversations about his sexuality and his religion and the advertised item would be long forgotten. Apparently Brazil has no problem with John’s baggage and he frolicked on the beach to promote some liquor there.
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WHAT JOHN TRAVOLTA’S LURID SCANDAL MAY HAVE DONE TO HIS DAUGHTER

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While John Travolta is busy denying gay sex allegations and sending his pit bull lawyers after all the masseurs who made claims against him, he may have been hurting his daughter more than he realizes. Ella Bleu Travolta, 12, hopes to be an actress – she appeared in John’s movie “Old Dogs” and also has a role in his upcoming Gotti movie. But in the past few months she has gained an alarming amount of weight and she’s not the happy little girl she used to be. Despite being sheltered by her Scientology companions, she’s most likely very aware of her family ‘s problems and upset and confused. Hopefully, she’s getting some kind of help.

DENIALS ARE NO LONGER WORKING FOR JOHN TRAVOLTA

The tension mounts for John Travolta now that no less than seven men – mostly masseurs and hotel employees – have told stories about John making passes at them. It’s ironic that guys have also come forward who DIDN’T resist John’s advances and enjoyed the sex. They simply want the world to know John isn’t telling the truth – he DOES lead a double life. Travolta is rumored to be hiding out in The Bahamas with his family while Scientologists fall all over themselves doing crisis control. Of course there is much speculation that Kelly Preston is planning a 200 million dollar divorce, but we doubt it. She’s put up with John’s shenanigans all these years, so why quit now when they have kids to think about. One thing for sure – a LOT of money will change hands before this episode is finished.

GOTTIS DON’T KNOW WHAT TO THINK ABOUT TRAVOLTA SEX LAWSUIT

The Gotti family is reacting loudly to John Travolta’s sex charges, because he is set to play the Dapper Don John Gotti in “Gotti: Three Generations.” Victoria Gotti Sr told the Daily News “Who the f— cares if he’s gay?” The rest of the family is outraged by the claims and their lawyer says “The Gottis know a lot about people who make false accusations against someone for their own benefit.” SURE, they do. Meanwhile a fourth masseur has surfaced who worked at the Peninsula Hotel and says Travolta was banned at one time from the hotel spa for the same inappropriate behavior with the male masseurs he requested. The spa employee spoke out because he doesn’t think masseurs are being treated fairly by the press. (Above, Travolta and John Gotti Jr – wife Kelly Preston and daughter Ella, 12, are also cast in film.)

JOHN TRAVOLTA WILL NEVER HEAR THE END OF MASSAGE JOKES

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Whatever happens in court, John Travolta will have to live down his masseur sex lawsuit for years to come. Saturday Night Live will certainly keep it alive. On Saturday’s Weekend Update segment guest host Liam Neeson “got in the cage” with Andy Samberg portraying his very intense Nicolas Cage. As an offhand remark Andy playing Nic declared “As my Face-Off costar John Travolta would say: What Jewish masseuse do I have to pork to get a gig in this town?” The whole scandal is more than comics can resist…

TEFLON JOHN TRAVOLTA WILL SURVIVE SEX ALLEGATIONS ONCE AGAIN

John Travolta has plenty of legal help (and other kinds) from Scientologsts so the two masseurs who’ve accused him of sexual battery (see TMZ) probably won’t succeed in court. Certainly, John’s proclivities make him a target for lawsuits or blackmail. He’s been accused multiple times before of similar activities. It’s common knowledge that he has it written into his movie contracts that he has a full time personal masseur (usually young and handsome) on every set. For many years he’s gotten away with massage and steam room hijinks. His fans just don’t seem to care who he has sex with. So these lawsuits won’t affect his career – he’s no longer Vinny Barbarino. It might, however, embarrass his wife.