Lindsey Vonn

LINDSAY VONN: NOT AS SMART AS SHE LOOKS

She may be the most successful female skier of all time, but Lindsey Vonn needs help dressing herself! Granted, she’s more accustomed to ski apparel than little black dresses, but it doesn’t take a genius to realize that slit is WAY too high and she’s making quite a spectacle of herself in New York. This Olympic legend just retired from skiing competition, and fortunately she’s decided to pursue an acting career and not one in fashion …

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LINDSAY VONN’S “BASIC INSTINCT” ASSUMES THAT BOYFRIEND TIGER WOODS WON’T CHEAT

Tiger Woods’ new girlfriend, Olympic skier Lindsey Vonn, seems to have forgotten all about his history of philandering. People want to know if she’s afraid he will cheat on HER, but everyone seems to avoid asking her about it. Our gossip pal CJ, at the Star-Tribune, carefully worded the big question when asking Vonn “What is it about your new relationship that makes you confident FIDELITY is part of the foundation?” She stammered “I don’t know…that’s kind of a weird question. You have to trust the person you’re with…we’re happy …and that’s all.“ Her publicist yanked the skier away. We’re guessing she’s one of those girls who feels “I’m special, and this guy will change for ME!” (Above, Lindsay on the cover of ESPN magazine re-enacting for some reason, a Sharon Stone moment.)