LINDSAY VONN’S “BASIC INSTINCT” ASSUMES THAT BOYFRIEND TIGER WOODS WON’T CHEAT

Tiger Woods’ new girlfriend, Olympic skier Lindsey Vonn, seems to have forgotten all about his history of philandering. People want to know if she’s afraid he will cheat on HER, but everyone seems to avoid asking her about it. Our gossip pal CJ, at the Star-Tribune, carefully worded the big question when asking Vonn “What is it about your new relationship that makes you confident FIDELITY is part of the foundation?” She stammered “I don’t know…that’s kind of a weird question. You have to trust the person you’re with…we’re happy …and that’s all.“ Her publicist yanked the skier away. We’re guessing she’s one of those girls who feels “I’m special, and this guy will change for ME!” (Above, Lindsay on the cover of ESPN magazine re-enacting for some reason, a Sharon Stone moment.)

10 thoughts on “LINDSAY VONN’S “BASIC INSTINCT” ASSUMES THAT BOYFRIEND TIGER WOODS WON’T CHEAT

  1. Dang, I thought to myself “I don’t remember Sharon’s face being so ugly” but it’s LVonn. Sharon’s face was divine.

  2. Ha…the worst insult Tiger would say…would be to call him BLACK!

  3. It’s mostly a set up. Tiger needs to clean up his reputation, and Vonn needs cash to pay traveling and coaching expenses.

  4. If you want to see a young Sharon Stone check out You Tube for War and Rememberence.

  5. I don’t blame the reporter to being afraid to ask and I don’t blame Lindsay for answering awkwardly; it IS awkward and, who knows, maybe that issue is awkward between them. On the other hand, maybe the cheating was linked to drugs or something.

  6. ANYONE who dates/marries Tiger has got to be mentally deficient. I hope Tiger gets a germ on his dick and it rots off…but not before he infects skanks like Lindsey. lol

  7. What Bluejay is saying sounds about right to me. I mean, why in the world would anyone else want to be with Woods, knowing he is a serial cheater? That kind of behavior, which actually seemed to make him a better player, just doesn’t go away. Well, maybe when he’s 80 years old. Maybe. 🙂

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