Khloe Kardashian

CAN TEENS KEEP UP WITH THE KARDASHIANS?

Lock up your teenagers. Kim, Kourtney, and Khloe Kardashian are pushing to get teens to talk their parents into buying them prepaid Mastercards with the sisters photos on them – all for the ridiculous price of $99.95 a year. (Never mind that similar cards WITHOUT the sisters mugs can be had for $29.95 or less.) The Kardashians reason that these cards will help teens learn about money. And who knows more about money than Kim, who pays $30,000 for a handbag! Ironically, Brandy Norwood’s mother sued the Kardashian sisters in 2008 for abusing her credit card to the tune of $120,000. So they DO know a lot about spending other people’s money!

WILL NEW YORKERS GO FOR THE SEXY KARDASHIAN FASHIONS AT DASH?

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The whining Kardashian sisters Kim and Khloe visited Spring Street in Soho, where they’re planning to open their new DASH retail store and E! cameras followed, so naturally a crowd gathered. We wouldn’t be surprised if E! is financing this shop for them. The question is: will New Yorkers take to their sexed-up, flashy styles? Soho has always been one of the hippest shopping areas in the city, so it remains to be seen. Both sisters are carrying big Hermes bags, so of course they have bodyguards. Perhaps to please the cameras, the girls stopped at an ice cream truck for triple cones with sprinkles.

KHLOE AND KIM KARDASHIAN: WHO WORE IT BEST?

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How quickly did Khloe Kardashian grab the scissors and cut up this dress after she saw her sister wearing it? (We’re still not sure if Khloe lent Kim the dress or they both got the same one) The side by side photos, taken on different nights, emphasize how DIFFERENT the sisters are. Kim was described as looking curvy and sexy and Khloe ‘s photo started people speculating that she’s pregnant. NEVER a flattering comment, even if it’s true!

KHLOE KARDASHIAN WANTS YOU TO TALK ABOUT PERIODS MORE OFTEN


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Some people will do ANYTHING for money. Khloe Kardashian is being paid by the Kotex company to promote their “Real Talk Campaign.” Apparently they want girls to stop being embarrassed about having periods, but can you imagine following THIS tip: Khloe advises young women “to talk openly and without embarrassment about periods and vaginal care with friends and family.” A bit MUCH, if you ask us.

KRIS JENNER IS PUSHING HER KIDS INTO THE SPOTLIGHT

We just heard an amusing Kardashian story that happened a recent Laker game. Khloe was there to watch her husband Lamar Odom, along with her mother Kris and her little sister Kendall Jenner. The Kardashians’ managerial stage mom Kris just landed a modeling job at Forever 21 for the 14 year old Kendall and she was BURSTING with pride. Kris tried to get Kendall featured on the Jumbotron with other celebrities, but the PR director wasn’t impressed with the 14 year old, and turned her DOWN. Kris was outraged and stormed off in a huff. During half time she was in the backstage ladies room that was crowded with Laker wives, and she couldn’t contain her fury. “How DARE they say no to me! They don’t know WHO they’re messing with!” she hissed at Khloe. Women turned to stare and Khloe got embarrassed “Please Mom, shhh – let’s drop it!” Kris is turning into quite a stage mother.

LAKER WIVES DON’T KNOW WHAT TO THINK OF KHLOE KARDASHIAN

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Khloe Kardashian has not endeared herself to the other Laker wives. When she arrived for her first game as Mrs Lamar Odom she was appalled when she wasn’t assigned courtside seats. She had to be calmed down and informed that NONE of the players families have courtside seats- they are taken by celebrities and millionaires. Khloe’s mother Chris is her “manager” and every time she wants something she can be heard ordering Chris around. When Khloe noticed that Vanessa Bryant had several bodyguards who even accompanied her to the bathroom, she could be heard screaming at Chris “Why don’t I have bodyguards!” Khloe doesn’t understand the game or the pecking order of the wives. (Kobe Bryant is a VERY valuable player.) Other wives have been looking askance at Khloe, and haven’t welcomed her into their circle.

KHLOE KARDASHIAN’S DIET SECRET IS QUICK TRIM – OR IS IT MILLIONS OF MILKSHAKES?

Khloe Kardashian hardly looks like a spokesperson for a weight loss product, but here she IS. Khloe was paid to appear at the Fashion Show Mall in Las Vegas promoting the diet product Quick Trim. Does anyone take her seriously? It seems like only yesterday Khloe was promoting Millions of Milkshakes. Now THAT’S more appropriate.