Kendall Jenner

KRIS AND BRUCE JENNER DIVORCE: FLASHBACK TO HAPPIER TIMES

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Kendall Jenner was obviously disturbed when her mother Kris Jenner finally filed for divorce from Bruce – even though it was inevitable. They’ve been living separately for nearly two years. So far, it looks like it will be a clean and simple split- Bruce is walking away with 30 million and can live happily after – as a man OR a woman. To remember the happy times, Kendall posted this undated vintage photo of the handsome young couple. Those innocent faces have no idea what’s ahead for them

KENDALL AND HAILEY: ALL THEY WANTED TO DO WAS SHOP…

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It’s funny how the “second generation” Kardashians – actually the Jenner girls, are starting to attract more and more attention, thanks to Kris. Kendall, who dropped her last name for modeling, and her best friend Hailey Baldwin (Stephen Baldwin’s daughter) went shopping in New York and before they knew it they had a parade of gawkers behind them. The trail of gaping pedestrians got bigger and bigger as the 18 year old girls went from store to store, cramping their style. Next time they might be advised to try a disguise.

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KENDALL AND KYLIE JENNER ARE READY TO SHOW US HOW SMART THEY REALLY ARE

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Kendall and Kylie Jenner have been rehearsing for days, preparing to host the Much Music Video Awards in Toronto. They have to learn to pronounce lots of unusual names and practice reading the teleprompter. This is Kendall’s chance to redeem herself after she was humiliated at the Billboard Awards when she couldn’t read the teleprompter. Maybe she’s memorizing her lines this time around – or writing them on her arm. The sisters’ apparel indicates they are hoping NOT to be associated with the Kardashian clan.

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KENDALL JENNER IS AS DUMB AS SHE IS BEAUTIFUL

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Last night Kendall Jenner proved what we always suspected – that the Kardashians ARE borderline illiterate. She was supposed to make an introduction on the Billboard Awards and her words made absolutely no sense. She admitted that she’s “the worst reader.” Imagine being unable to read a teleprompter! THAT’S how uneducated she is. Like the Osbournes, the Kardashians and Jenners have plenty of money and don’t care if their kids get an education. Every time we hear Kim use the word “I” incorrectly instead of “ME,” we cringe. Example: “Mom invited Khloe and I to the movies.” WRONG. The grammatically correct statement is “Mom invited Khloe and ME to the movies.” Lack of education always rears its ugly head.

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KENDALL, KYLIE, JADEN, AND WILLOW: TEENS LOOKING FOR TROUBLE

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Underage Jaden Smith, 15, and his sister Willow, 13, partied with Kendall Jenner, 18 and her sister Kylie, 16, at Coachella just like they did last weekend. The group and their friends did a lot of dancing, but they were surrounded by booze and drugs and older people. Music festivals can get awfully wild and there’s a lot of room for stupidity for such young kids. Not a great idea. They’re starting way too early.

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(From left, Jaden in the black hat, Kendall in braids, Kylie in brown hat, Willow in white glasses)

IMAGINE THAT! KENDALL JENNER THINKS BEING CALLED “SKINNY” IS AN INSULT!

Let’s face it, models and actresses can’t be too skinny. 5’10” Kendall Jenner has been described as “too skinny” by people who have nothing to do with the beauty or entertainment business, and Kendall takes it as an insult – she thinks it’s the same as calling someone “too fat.” Fact is, in Hollywood – ‘too skinny’ – is about the best compliment most women can hear. And “too fat” is one of the worst criticisms. “Too skinny” means a woman’ s hard work in the gym and dieting have paid off and others are noticing, and may be a teensy bit jealous. So wise up, Kendall, and hope that “too skinny” is the worst thing people ever say about you!

KENDALL AND KYLIE JENNER GOT DOGS FOR CHRISTMAS – AMONG OTHER THINGS.

Kylie and Kendall Jenner (ages 14 and 16) got Chocolate Lab puppies for Christmas and we have mixed feelings. Impulsively giving puppies as Christmas gifts is never a great idea – a dog takes a lot of thought and preparation. Hopefully the pups appearance was not just to liven up the TV show. Of course, if the Kardashians had set a good example and RESCUED dogs from the pound it would have been more socially responsible than purchasing a designer breed. Kim has already tweeted a photo (above) and the names of the sleepy male and female pups – Louis and Vuitton – and for some reason that makes us gag.

KENDALL JENNER AND SNOOP DOGG’S SON ARE MORE THAN TEXTING BUDDIES

Kim Kardashian’s half-sister Kendall, 15, not only has a modeling career on the fast track, but she seems to have found a boyfriend who’s from a famous family also. According to MediaTakeOut, Kendall and Snoop Dogg’s 16 year old son Corde Broadus, (also a model) struck up a conversation at the Nickelodeon Kids’ Choice Awards. They exchanged numbers and started texting and have since had a few dates. Next thing you know, Kris Jenner will be publicizing the teen romance!

KIM KARDASHIAN AND HER LITTLE SISTER IN TRAINING

Kim Kardashian took her little sister Kylie Jenner, to Las Vegas to show her the ropes (the art of getting paid for doing practically nothing.) At least she didn’t take Kylie clubbing – the sisters made an appearance at the opening of a restaurant called the Sugar Factory American Brasserie at the Paris hotel. Kim and her mom Kris hope that Kim’s half sisters Kylie, 13, and Kendall Jenner,15, will follow in their older sisters footsteps and become money machines. (Note that Kylie is already wearing false eyelashes.)

KENDALL JENNER, 14, IS NOT JUST A TEEN MODEL – NOW SHE’S A PINUP GIRL!

The Kardashian sisters and their manager mom Kris have taken their 14 year old half sister Kendall Jenner (above with Kim) and turned her into another Kardashian pinup girl. Kris has observed that her daughters are money in the bank. They’re more profitable than Paris Hilton in her prime. The heck with education – get her in front of the cameras! A trip to the salon for Kardashian extensions was Kendall’s first stop. She got the Kardashian eye makeup painted on and was fitted for a bikini. The resulting photo shoot (above) shows her transformation from sweet looking teenager to Kardashian Sister.