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AVRIL LAVIGNE WILL TAKE YOUR MONEY, BUT YOU’D BETTER KEEP YOUR DISTANCE!

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Avril Lavigne’s Brazilian fans are making fun of her rules for taking photos with her. She’s very popular in Brazil and her loyal fans stood in line after her concert and handed over over $350 each to pose for a photo with her. But she wouldn’t get anywhere NEAR them! She kept a huge distance with a “no touching” rule. The fan above created a website with his photo and invited others to submit theirs. He pointed out that while Britney and Justin Bieber charge more for photos with fans, at least they get close and look friendly. And Lady Gaga gets friendly in photos for NO CHARGE at all!

WHEN GWEN STEFANI WAS A HOLLABACK GIRL IN TRAINING

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Gwen Stefani was Just a Girl of fourteen when she managed to get an autograph from her idol Sting after a concert, right before he took off on his motorcycle. That was 30 years ago. She posted this photo and described herself as “chunky” in those days. Of course she went on to perform WITH Sting at the 2003 Super Bowl and called it “The best night ever – dreams come true, times two.”
Photo via: Huffington Post

LADY GAGA’S DOWAGER LOOKS BRINGS A SENSITIVE BOY TO TEARS

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Lady Gaga took to the streets around London’s Mayfair today dressed up as a dowager! She was done up in a large vintage style dress with gloves – reminiscent of something a mature woman might wear, her hair was up in a big bun, and she accessorized with a hair necklace and a handbag like the Queen carries. A young boy (one of her “little monsters” no doubt) got so excited at the sight of her he burst into tears.

Photo Credit: Pacific Coast News

AMY WINEHOUSE FANS GIVE HER THE SEND-OFF SHE WOULD HAVE WANTED

The legend that was Amy Winehouse is attracting throngs of fans to the Camden Square house where she died. By day, her fans from around the world leave gifts and flowers and weep and commiserate about their loss. But at night the crowd is different – rowdy boozers play music, sing, dance and fight and smoke. Sometimes they swill from bottles left at Amy’s shrine. The high-as-a-kite after hours people party all night in front of her house and often tangle with cops, but they insist “It’s what Amy would have wanted.”

ROB PATTINSON FEELS SAFER IN HOTELS

Rob Pattinson won’t be buying a house in your neighborhood any time soon. With all his money, it might be a good investment, but Rob fears that his fans will be hanging out around the property (or sneaking IN) and paparazzi might camp outside. He figures the best way to avoid all that aggravation is to move around a lot and live in hotels. He already has trouble enjoying a drink in a bar – he’s the target of his fans’ jealous boyfriends who want to start a fight. Rob just leaves.

WILLOW SMITH IS CONTENT WITH BEING JUSTIN BIEBER’S OPENING ACT – FOR NOW

Ten year old Willow Smith is Justin Bieber’s opening act in Europe and he was SHOCKED at the number of fans going crazy for her. She’s been mobbed for autographs wherever she goes, just like Justin. Willow is delighted with her crowds of admirers and posted a photo of herself in Dublin with 21 fans on Twitter. Justin proved he’s still number one by causing a riot outside his hotel in Liverpool.

JUSTIN BIEBER’S FANATICAL FANS ABANDONED HIM THURSDAY NIGHT

A step BACK for Justin Bieber! Justin’s cameo on CSI’s Thursday premier did NOT pump up the ratings. The show usually debuts with 20 million viewers but despite high expectations, Justin only pulled in 14.6 million. The Mentalist beat CSI when Justin’s teenage fan base failed to tune in to see him act. (Despite his character’s problems, every hair was in place) It was a huge disappointment and it remains to be seen if Justin’s character will reappear on the show.

BRITNEY SPEARS CAN’T FIGURE OUT LADY GAGA’S FANS

Backstage sources at last weekend’s Lady Gaga concert in Los Angeles tell us that Britney Spears was prominently featured in the audience. Observers were surprised when Britney got up, looking very exasperated, and LEFT after the third song. Apparently Britney was disgusted that Gaga got such a strong reaction from her screaming fans every time she said a word or made a move. With minimal effort, Gaga whipped her audience into a frenzy. As she stomped out, Britney was heard muttering “I can’t believe she gets so much attention for doing NOTHING!”

JESSICA ALBA PUTS ON A HAPPY FACE FOR FANS

Jessica Alba was at the Lakers game last week and during halftime she and a female friend were in the crowded aisle moving slowly toward the private lounge and ladies room. Fans in the stands shouted and reached out to Jessica who was sweet and gracious to all. She paused and waved and smiled and shook hands and posed for photos and signed autographs. When she finally walked thru the ladies room door her forced smile disappeared and she groaned to her friend “I HATE having to be nice to people in public!”