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Ben Flajnik Courtney Robertson Fake! Split The Bachelor

BACHELOR BEN AND COURTNEY ROBERTSON HAVE FINALLY CALLED OFF THE RUSE

Bachelor fans have FINALLY lost interest in tracking the relationship of Ben Flajnik and Courtney Robertson, so the fake couple naturally broke up. Not long after season 16 (WE revealed the winner) Bachelor Ben and his choice Courtney realized that no one was interested in them individually – so they quickly got engaged and opportunity started knocking. They collected hefty fees for making personal appearances and hosting parties in Las Vegas (Above they appeared at MGM’s Wet Republic) where they posed for photos and pretended to be affectionate. Both have been seeing others all along. When the offers dried up, so did the “romance.” Why do people continue to WATCH this show?

By Janet / October 7, 2012
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Breaking Amish Fake! Reality Shows TLC

BREAKING AMISH: REBECCA’S NOT SUCH A GOOD GIRL

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“Breaking Amish” continues to create problems for TLC when it comes to “reality.” TLC claimed the five young Amish people featured were inexperienced and had never left their communities. Websites are popping up online claiming that several of the cast members have not lived the Amish life for quite awhile. A photograph of Abe and Rebecca holding a baby that appeared on his brother Andy’s Facebook page (Facebook?) has critics saying they already have a child together. And a photo of Rebecca allegedly at a pool party in 2010 after she was too modest to wear a swimsuit on the show, DOES imply fakery. Kate (the one with the DUI in Florida) had no trouble modeling a bikini on one episode. Expect more revelations as the show continues – how will TLC explain all this? The premise of the series is fascinating – too bad it wasn’t produced with more attention to detail – and truth.

By Janet / October 1, 2012
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American Idol Fake! Feud! Mariah Carey Nicki Minaj

MARIAH CAREY AND NICKI MINAJ’S AMERICAN IDOL FEUD: IT’S ALL FAKE!

#mariahcarey #nickiminaj #janetcharlton

Don’t fall for that trumped up “feud” between Mariah Carey and Nicki Minaj on American Idol – they are being PAID handsomely not to get along with each other! American Idol is well past its prime and desperately in need of some drama and glamour. Producers figured that hiring two musical divas and pitting them against each other would heighten interest in the show. But like other reality shows, the drama is forced and scripted. Deep down, both of these performers probably realize that these antics are an insult to women. Men like to perceive attractive women as competitive and nasty to each other and Idol producers are playing this male fantasy to the hilt. We’re betting Mariah and Nicki will become great friends off camera.

By Janet / September 18, 2012
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Demi Moore Fake! Martin Henderson Romance

DEMI MOORE’S “ROMANCE” ISN’T REAL, BUT ASHTON’S IS

Demi Moore was NOT happy about being portrayed in the press as a pathetic creature – forsaken by her cheating husband Ashton Kutcher, and abandoned by her own daughters while struggling with substance abuse. In an effort to make herself look happy and normal, she “created” a romance with hot New Zealand actor Martin Henderson, twelve years her junior. She spent time with him in Connecticut with mutual friends and made sure they were photographed together. She looked carefree and happy in the photos and they DID enhance her image, and didn’t do HIM any harm either. But SOMEONE (probably a friend of Martin) blew the whistle on Demi and told the Enquirer that they are only friends and there is no romance. Back at the height of he acting career, Demi earned the name “Gimme More” because she made outrageous and incredibly selfish demands on the set, so she probably isn’t that easy to live with. Manwhile, Ashton’s fling with Mila Kunis is gaining momentum.

By Janet / August 12, 2012
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Ben Flajnik Courtney Robertson Fake! Reality Shows The Bachelor

COURTNEY ROBERTSON AND BEN FLAJNIK: 100% FAKE ROMANCE

It’s amazing how far these reality people go to stay in the limelight. According to our sources, Courtney Robertson and Ben Flajnik from last season’s “The Bachelor” have been faking a romance for all this time. Our source says they both have come to realize that no one is very interested in them individually – only as a couple. So they continue to act like they’re in love in front of the cameras because they get more offers to host clubs in Las Vegas or make appearances. It’s all about the money and the fame. They will show up anywhere together, smooch for photos, and talk about being engaged, but actually they are both dating other people in their private lives.

By Janet / July 10, 2012
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Baby Fake! Jennifer Aniston Life & Style

JENNIFER ANISTON: STILL NOT PREGNANT, NO MATTER WHAT THEY SAY

#jenniferaniston #baby #janetcharlton

Life & Style magazine is still desperately trying to make Jennifer Aniston pregnant – they must have had at least a dozen covers claiming that over the past few years. This one got right to the point with “how she’s hiding her bump.” Not only is she “hiding her bump” in tight dresses, but she’s drinking like a fish. Jen was at the Chateau Marmont with Justin Theroux last Sunday and Monday night quite happily downing one vodka on the rocks after another. Will the next issue of Life & Style accuse her of trying to kill her imagined “baby” with fetal alcohol syndrome?

By Janet / June 9, 2012
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Broke? Fake! Melissa Gorga Real Estate The Real Housewives of New Jersey

MELISSA GORGA: ANOTHER FAKE NEW JERSEY HOUSEWIFE !

We just had to laugh when we learned that Melissa and Joe Gorga are too broke to make their mortgage payments and THAT’S why they just put their New Jersey mcmansion up for sale for 3.8 million. It seems like all these Real Housewives of New Jersey are anything but real. According to Radaronline, Melissa and Joe were living in a modest $500,000 house with 3 bedrooms and 2 baths before she was cast on the show. Joe had built the gaudy mansion on spec, hoping to find a buyer. As a builder, he got an interest free loan for a certain period of time until he sold the house. When his wife was cast on Housewives, they decided to move into the big house so they’d look wealthier than they are. And they ran up a LOT of bills keeping up the image. Now the interest free period on the loan is over and they can’t afford the huge payments so they have to sell. We wonder if exposure on the show will make the house sell faster…

By Janet / May 13, 2012
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Affairs Fake! Michael Jackson Whitney Houston

HERE’S WHY MICHAEL JACKSON ABSOLUTELY DID NOT HAVE AN AFFAIR WITH WHITNEY HOUSTON

#michaeljackson #whitneyhouston

Some martial arts guy in England named Matt Fiddes claimed to The Sun that he worked security for Michael Jackson and revealed that Jackson had a two week fling with Whitney Houston back in 1991. Don’t believe a word of this. First of all we have our doubts about Michael’s sexual proclivities – his crushes on women were usually platonic. And this crackpot Fiddes is also claiming to be Blanket’s sperm donor. Nothing adds up. In 1991, Whitney was hot and heavy with Bobby Brown and married him a year later. And in 1991, Matt Fiddes was 12 years old! It turns out he only did a little security work for Michael when he visited England in the 2000’s. We rest our case.

By Janet / May 1, 2012
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Ego Fake! Kanye West Kim Kardashian Romance

KIM KARDASHIAN AND KANYE WEST: A RELATIONSHIP OF CONVENIENCE

First Kim Kardashian announces she’s trying to keep her personal life more private, then she turns up on the arm of fellow publicity hound Kanye West! These two narcissists are a match made in heaven. They both consider themselves to be fashion experts and designers while taking credit for the talents of others. And they both love fame. Kanye used to parade his girlfriend Amber Rose around in ridiculously skimpy outfits to draw the paparazzi attention. As a pair, these two will be GUARANTEED attention from the press. And THAT will come in handy for Kanye’s new record release.

By Janet / April 5, 2012
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Biography Fake! Movies Ryan Gosling Walt Disney

RYAN GOSLING AS WALT DISNEY? WE’LL BUY IT!


Photo via: Hollywood Reporter

We can’t figure out WHY, but a French graphic artist created this movie poster and released it on the internet. Many people got very excited at the prospect of a movie biography of Walt Disney starring Ryan Gosling, who got HIS start on The Mickey Mouse Club. But it’s NOT REAL! According to the Hollywood Reporter, it’s a fake, and no such movie is even in the works. The whole episode was disappointing and made us realize HOW MUCH we would LOVE to see a movie about Walt Disney. Maybe Ryan should be encouraged to buy the rights to Uncle Walt’s life story!

By Janet / March 12, 2012
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