Ego

OUT OF THE WAY! HERE COMES KANYE WEST IN HIS ARMORED CAR!

Kanye West’s colossal ego continues to amaze us. According to The Hollywood Reporter, West has ordered TWO armored vehicles for 1.2 million dollars each, with all the frills. (His and Hers?) We always thought that only popes, dictators, drug lords, and terrorists bought this type of SUV, so Kanye must think he’s awfully important. Frankly we have never heard of a celebrity shot in his car simply for being famous so why does Kanye feel the need for this protection? Maybe he has a beef with some gangster rapper, who knows…

ANTHONY WEINER: COLOSSAL EGO OR JUST PLAIN STUPIDITY?

Anthony Weiner should be running for the title of Sleaziest Man Alive, NOT mayor of New York City. This man’s ego is almost beyond belief. After being forced out of congress two years ago for sending nude photos of himself to women online, he manage to placate his respectable wife Huma Abedin into forgiving him. Despite “therapy,” 13 months after that, he resumed the online sexting and sending more photos of his private parts. (Presumably he considers it more attractive than his face.) This year he had the gall to announce he is running for mayor! That’s why an online conquest whom he had promised an apartment and a job, came forward and blew the whistle on him. WHO KNOWS how many other women have YET to go public! The narcissistic candidate trotted his wife out again to “forgive “ him and still plans to run for mayor! THIS egotism is precisely why we desperately need more women in office!

KANYE WEST ALBUM IS DROPPING LIKE A DEAD WEIGHT

Maybe it’s time for Kanye West to tone down his bragging and all that egocentric commentary he’s been lavishing upon us. It’s just too soon for Kanye to boast of his cultural significance in music, fashion, and design, and compare himself to Steve Jobs, Michael Jordan, and Walt Disney. And whether he ends up with a company worth billions of dollars also remains to be seen. Could his self-praise be affecting sales of his new album Yeezus? According to Billboard, sales dropped 80% from the first week to the second, and the album went from 1st place to 3rd already.

MUHAMMED ALI AND KANYE WEST: ARROGANCE OR CONFIDENCE?


The more we hear Kanye West raving about his own unlimited talent, the more we are reminded of a young Muhammed Ali. Back in the day, the acclaimed young boxer proclaimed things like “I am the GREATEST – and I’m PRETTY!” (He was) But he had a sense of humor that made it palatable. While Kanye is certainly an exceptional musician, he goes way over the top declaring to a W Magazine writer: “Nobody can tell me where I can and can’t go. Man, I’m the No. 1 living and breathing rock star. I am Axl Rose; I am Jim Morrison; I am Jimi Hendrix!”
The W writer says that Kanye was in Paris during Kim’s pregnancy learning about art, architecture, and design while putting together his loft apartment. He already regrets buying the 9000 sq ft gaudy McMansion in Beverly Hills because it lacks architectural significance. As eager to learn as Kanye seems to be, he says he’s “an intellect who doesn’t like to read.” He and Kris Jenner just don’t seem terribly fond of each other and we wonder if there will EVER be a wedding.

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KANYE WEST CAN’T GET ENOUGH OF HIMSELF

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Here’s a character revealing story: The last time Kanye West and Kim Kardashian were at a Lakers game they were both looked good and were visibly affectionate. The Jumbotron at the game features the “Kiss-cam” – it zeroes in on celebrity couples and they’re expected to kiss on camera. Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel were among the smooching couples, but Kanye and Kim were bypassed. Our source told us that at halftime, Kanye RAGED at the PR guy “Why didn’t you put US on the Kiss-cam? You put Justin Timberlake on – I’M BIGGER THAN HIM!!” The PR guy sputtered that HE wasn’t in charge of the Kiss-cam. Kanye scowled “Tell whoever IS in charge that we better be on the second half!” The Kiss-cam didn’t appear during the action packed second half of the game. At game’s end, Kanye was still fuming and obnoxious – as he was leaving he was heard loudly asking “Who’s in charge of the Jumbotron?” Kim just smiled by his side.

KIM KARDASHIAN AND KANYE WEST: A RELATIONSHIP OF CONVENIENCE

First Kim Kardashian announces she’s trying to keep her personal life more private, then she turns up on the arm of fellow publicity hound Kanye West! These two narcissists are a match made in heaven. They both consider themselves to be fashion experts and designers while taking credit for the talents of others. And they both love fame. Kanye used to parade his girlfriend Amber Rose around in ridiculously skimpy outfits to draw the paparazzi attention. As a pair, these two will be GUARANTEED attention from the press. And THAT will come in handy for Kanye’s new record release.

JANICE DICKINSON WAS THE GREATEST MODEL OF ALL TIME (SO SHE SAYS)

Humility is not in Janice Dickinson’s vocabulary. She was having lunch with a girlfriend at Caffe Roma in Beverly Hills this week and was heard loudly bragging about her modeling career. “Back in the day I was doing runway, editorial, advertising, spokesmodeling, and public appearances. Those are FIVE different categories! Your “Twiggys” and your “Lauren Huttons” weren’t doing all that!” she blabbed. “I was Versace’s muse, I was Valentino’s muse, I was Alaia’s muse, Lancetti’s muse, Calvin Klein’s, Halston’s...I could go on and on!” A few tables away, Mickey Rourke raised an eyebrow in her direction and returned to his food.

JENNIFER LOPEZ THINKS SHE DOESN’T LOVE HERSELF ENOUGH

How funny is it that gorgeous Jennifer Lopez told Glamour magazine “I think I’ve finally learned the biggest lesson of all. You’ve got to love yourself first, before you can be okay with somebody else.” Where she came up with this psychobabble, we don’t know, but we DO know she is hardly in danger of NOT loving herself enough! Isn’t self-love the reason that she demands all those perks and special pampering? And isn’t self-love the reason she has an absurdly large entourage catering to her every whim? We always thought her problem was loving herself TOO MUCH. And we’re betting more than a few of her exes might agree with us.

A COMEBACK FOR OSCAR HOST EDDIE MURPHY?

Out of the blue, Eddie Murphy became this year’s Oscar host and this may prove to be a turning point for him. Oscar producer Brett Ratner hired his pal Eddie who stars in Brett’s upcoming movie “Tower Heist.” Eddie is not the ambitious young creative talent he was on Saturday Night Live and “48 Hours.” According to the L.A. Tiimes he is now most noted for his “half-hearted work ethic and sense of entitlement.” Eddie’s massive talent became mired in his own ego. His recent movies, aside from Shrek, have been critical and boxoffice flops. He is also remembered less for his humor than his questionable sexual proclivities. Eddie can put this all behind him if he wows us on the Oscar show. But will he make the effort?