Drugs

CHARLIE SHEEN’S WIFE BROOKE MUELLER IS NO ANGEL

Did anyone REALLY expect a sweet, innocent girl with a spotless reputation to marry the notorious Charlie Sheen? It turns out Brooke Mueller has quite a drug and alcohol history of her own. She’s been arrested twice for cocaine and alcohol, and according to Radaronline.com, she went into rehab when she was five months pregnant with their twins! If the Sheens hadn’t fallen of the wagon together so violently on Christmas, this information might never have been revealed. Another reason for Denise Richards to do the “I told you so” dance.

REDMOND O’NEAL STILL CAN’T DO ANYTHING RIGHT

He’s about to turn 25 and it seems Redmond O’Neal has spent most of his life in rehab or jail. Having drug-oriented parents DOES make a difference, it seems. During his current six month stint at Impact rehab, Redmond took his first 24 hour pass and went right out to do drugs. Ironically, or not, his father Ryan has been visiting him on a weekly basis. Now Redmond has been locked up again and charged with violating probation, which could get him six years in prison. If his mother’s tragic death didn’t inspire this guy to clean up his act, we can’t imagine what WILL.

THE TRAGIC DEMISE OF CASEY JOHNSON: WILL TILA GET TO KEEP THE RING?

Since the death of bandaid heiress Casey Johnson was announced, reality vixen Tila Tequila has been playing the role of grieving widow. (Tila announced their “engagement” a few weeks ago.) Casey was only 30 and her life had been spiraling out of control for a long time. Her mother had taken charge of the little girl Casey adopted from Kazakhstan two years ago and Casey was arrested in November for robbing and trashing her ex-girlfriend’s new sweetheart’s apartment. Naturally the opportunistic Tila latched onto the troubled heiress, no doubt with dollar signs dancing in her head. She was flashing a big ring recently – is it real and is it hers?

EVEN HEATHER LOCKLEAR’S NEW CLEAVAGE ISN’T HELPING MELROSE PLACE

It was a lot to hope for, but Heather Locklear and her new cleavage – (which does not thrill us) have not boosted the ratings on “Melrose Place” and things on the set are not going well. Insiders complained to The Enquirer that Heather is difficult to work with and missed several days due to illness that cost the show $600,000 because they had arranged to shoot at expensive locations. This is out of character for her – Heather has always been sweet and generous in the past, and we wonder if her earlier problems with prescription drugs are returning.

THE MYSTERIOUS DEATH OF BRITTANY MURPHY

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We’re truly saddened by the loss of Brittany Murphy at the age of 32 – we’ve loved her ever since “Clueless.” She was a sweet girl who always seemed to be searching for happiness and we have to confess we weren’t thrilled by her choice of husbands. UK writer Simon Monjack just never seemed like her type and gave us an uneasy feeling. We were NOT happy to learn that the sudden marriage took place a month after he was arrested for having an expired visa. He was described by many as a “con man” and “grifter.” Our uneasy feeling accelerated on November 29 when Simon had to be removed from a flight that arrived at LAX from Puerto Rico and he was taken to the hospital, described as “incoherent.” Brittany insisted it was “asthma.” After her mother discovered Brittany collapsed in the shower and paramedics were working to revive her lifeless body, a neighbor reported that Simon was staggering around, dazed, in pajama bottoms, and didn’t go near the gurney. Will he inherit all her money? There’s a LOT more to this story than meets the eye.

TIGER WOODS HAS MORE SECRETS TO COVER UP

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As the Tiger toll climbs to ten women claiming affairs as of today, it’s starting to look like infidelity isn’t his only problem. Suddenly Tiger’s possible ingestion of drugs and/or alcohol is under scrutiny. His own wife admitted he had taken Ambien and Vicodin and had drinks earlier on the day of the accident. One of Tiger’s girlfriends happens to work in a marijuana clinic. He paid Rachel Uchitel millions not to talk about SOMETHING. Considering Tiger’s penchant for hot nightclubs and hotter women, can drugs NOT be in the picture? This story still has a long way to go.

Friends are worried because they think THIS star signed up for “Dancing with the Stars” HOPING to be injured! Twinkle toes has long had a penchant for drugs of all kind, and especially painkillers. Rigorous rehearsals often cause amateur dancers to have injuries and back problems that can last for who-knows how long. This dancer may be eagerly anticipating the powerful pills and shots generally prescribed for recovery. Friends predict such an injury will lead directly to another stint in rehab.

Hollywood Whodunit: Guess Who!

LINDSAY LOHAN IS HER OWN WORST ENEMY

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We can’t help but think that Lindsay Lohan’s burglary has more than a little to do with her bad habits and the questionable company she keeps. A few weeks ago she was at the Roxy for a special event. She was described as “loud, boisterous, and completely THRASHED.” An eye witness told us “Lindsay traipsed back and forth to the bathroom constantly – sometimes holding hands with girlfriends.” Our spy walked in on her once and Lindsay was snorting white powder through a straw from the bar. During the evening Lindsay had her water bottle refilled with vodka from the bartender several times. When she left she had to be helped out the back door.