Crimes and Misdemeanors

HEIDI FLEISS LEFT HER PARROTS FOR A VEGETARIAN DINNER

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Remember Heidi Fleiss? Back in 1993 she was arrested for running a prostitution ring composed of beautiful young aspiring actresses who were much in demand. She ended up serving 37 months in jail and one of her clients, Charlie Sheen, admitted paying her $53,000 for prostitutes. Those were the days. In 2009 she announced she was engaged to Dennis Hof of The Bunny Ranch, but nothing came of it. Last we heard she was living in Death Valley with 25 parrots. (Above, she visited Crossroads vegetarian restaurant)

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WINNING AN EMMY WAS GOOD FOR BOTH MICHAEL DOUGLAS AND HIS SON CAMERON

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Usually it’s annoying when actors who win awards bring up unrelated self-serving subjects in their acceptance speeches. When Michael Douglas collected his Emmy for “Behind the Candelabra” he complained about his son Cameron’s inhumane treatment in prison. (Cameron is serving time for drug charges) His son had been in solitary confinement for two years and wasn’t allowed visitors. Douglas said “I’m questioning the system.” His remarks may have done some good. According to RadarOnline, Cameron is no longer in solitary. Indeed, it did seem like horrible and extreme punishment for drug offenses. We’re happy for Michael AND Cameron.

TV FRAUDSTER KEVIN TRUDEAU SENTENCED TO TEN YEARS IN PRISON

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No one is more surprised than we are to learn that TV infomercial salesman Kevin Trudeau, 51, has been sentenced to ten years in prison by a Chicago judge who declared him “deceitful to the core.” Trudeau had been investigated for years of scamming that involved 13 aliases and false social security numbers. His book “The Weight Loss Cure They Don’t Want You to Know About” earned 49 million dollars and advised the reader to walk one hour a day and limit daily calories to 500. The egotistical Trudeau was convicted of contempt four times and refused to pay a 37 million dollar fine the judge imposed – hence the ten year sentence. Years ago we impulsively purchased his expensive Mega Memory course and it was a big disappointment – we ended up selling it in a yard sale for a tiny fraction of what we paid.

KHLOE WANTS TO KNOW WHO TOOK THE JEWELRY – SO DO WE!

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Leave it to a Kardashian to claim $250,000 worth of jewelry is MISSING from a house they sold months ago. Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom put their house up for sale in November and it was reportedly bought by “Big Bang Theory” star Kaley Cuoco. The whole story is VERY fishy. Khloe and Lamar moved OUT. The place has been vacant for a month and various workers have been in and out doing repairs, as well as film crew and staff. There was no forced entry. Khloe supposedly discovered the loss – gold chains and watches (sounds like men’s jewelry) recently when she went to pack up the last of her possessions. But WHY would anyone in their right mind leave jewelry behind when they sell a house and move OUT? Could Lamar have pawned the stuff in a moment of desperation? Is this an insurance scam? According to TMZ, Khloe wants EVERYONE who was in the house to take a lie detector test! Police are wasting their precious time investigating this “crime.” (Above, Once upon a time… Khloe and Lamar were happy)

PAULA DEEN, WE DON’T WANT YOU BACK!

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The more we hear about Paula Deen’s comeback, the LESS we want her to come back. Her admitted use of the “n” word caused her business world to collapse for awhile, but was the least of her crimes. Chef Anthony Bourdain called her “The most dangerous person in America.“ He went on to point out that “she revels in unholy connections with evil corporations and is PROUD of the fact that her food is BAD for you.” We happen to think a REAL chef would not promote fatty, sugar-heavy foods, knowing first hand what it does to one’s health. Paula knows first hand because she ate herself into a case of diabetes and hid it from the public. When her disease was revealed she partnered up with a drug company selling diabetes drugs. Paula hides her crimes behind that sweet southern drawl, but don’t let it fool you!

FARRAH ABRAHAM: DUMBER THAN SHE LOOKS?

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We thought it was disgusting when Teen Mom and plastic surgery addict Farrah Abraham admitted to Bethenny Frankel that she waxed her four year old daughter’s eyebrows. That’s NOTHING compared to her latest abomination. She went out and BOUGHT a tiny teacup Pomeranian puppy for her FOUR year old daughter Sophia. Instead of rescuing a homeless pup like a civilized person, she BOUGHT ONE at Doggies & Diamonds –a Fort Lauderdale shop that sells tiny dogs and jewelry!! Click HERE to be horrified. What’s more she gave the tiny pup to a child far to young to care for it. What chance does this little dog have?

JULIANA MARGULIES: THIS FASHION CRIME WASN’T WORTH THE RISK

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We had to laugh at the backstage drama caused by Juliana Margulies’ Golden Globes dress. According to the Hollywood Reporter, her gown was shipped to LA from a New York tailor but was lost or stolen by the tailor’s messenger service. The designer managed to whip up a duplicate days before the awards, but we think whoever stole the dress but have been awfully disappointed! If you’re going to take the risk of stealing – one would hope to get a glamorous gown. This one is black and stiff and has very limited appeal. Not worth going to jail for.
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CHAZZ PALMINTERI TO JAILBIRD LILLO BRANCATO: GET LOST!!

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When Sopranos actor Lillo Brancato, 37, got out of jail after eight years he hoped his Hollywood friends would give him a break. The heroin addicted actor was acquitted of the murder of a policeman who was shot at the scene of an attempted burglary (his partner fired the gun) but served eight years for burglary itself. As a teen Brancato starred in “A Bronx Tale” in 1993 with Chazz Palminteri and Robert DeNiro – a movie about right and wrong life choices. Chazz is an active supporter of the NYPD and has visited the slain officer’s family. According to the New York Daily News, he wants NOTHING to do with Brancato, saying “He’s made monumentally bad choices and has to live with the consequences.” Cheers to Chazz Palminteri!

ARIEL CASTRO IS DEAD: THE WORLD IS NOW A BETTER PLACE

Was anybody else delighted to learn that the kidnapper of three women in Cleveland, Ariel Castro, committed suicide in his cell? Actually there was no punishment suitable for a person who tortured, raped, and humiliated those women for ten long years. Keep in mind, he didn’t even acknowledge the magnitude of his crime. We’re happy that taxpayers don’t have to support this monster for the rest of his miserable life and think maybe rope should always be provided in their cells for criminals like him.

WILL THE REAL OSCAR PISTORIUS PLEASE STAND UP


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The case against Olympic runner Oscar Pistorius gets more powerful every day. The prosecution says that on the night he shot his girlfriend, neighbors allegedly heard the sound of a woman screaming. Silence followed, and then gunshots. And more screams. Oscar’s claim that he didn’t know that Reeva Steenkamp was in his bathroom and thought he was shooting a intruder, gets flimsier every day. The athlete’s testosterone fueled arrogance and jealousy destroyed two lives and we predict in the light of such evidence against him, he will make some sort of deal. It would be gratifying to finally hear him tell the truth.