Bad Fashion

WHAT HAPPENED TO DREW BARRYMORE?

The baby-faced star of the biggest film of the 1980’s, E.T., morphed into a matron when we weren’t looking! Actually, it’s an optical illusion and we blame that awful dress – it’s baggy and shapeless and would add years and pounds on to just about anyone. Drew Barrymore is at a Women’s Wear Daily event in New York and she should have made more of an effort. We remember when she was a young teen TRYING to look older and finagling her way into clubs like Studio 54...

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JESSICA SIMPSON WANTS YOUR ATTENTION

Yes, it’s impressive that Jessica Simpson says she lost a HUNDRED pounds since she gave birth to her third child, Birdie Mae, in March. Exactly HOW Jessica pared off the weight is still unknown, but she says she was up to 240 pounds before the birth. Regardless, there is no excuse for looking like THIS. Jessica is a natural beauty but this tasteless and vulgar apparel she wore for a night out in New York isn’t the best way to celebrate her good looks…

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AMBER ROSE: WORST DRESSED THIS WEEK

Sorry, being nine months pregnant is no excuse for this look. Not only does Amber Rose (ex-girlfriend of Kanye West) look like she’s having triplets, but her clothes are four sizes too small. Despite the awful fashion, she does retain that pretty face. We wouldn’t be surprised if she was rushed to the hospital right after this photo was taken. Fortunately, her boyfriend Alexzander Edwards is a Def Jam Records executive…

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JUST ANOTHER CALIFORNIA GIRL? HARDLY!

It’s very HOT today and this woman in layers of lavender minding her own business in Beverly Hills has no idea that she’s been photographed. She actually looks no different than a lot of housewives in the neighborhood. But Beverly Hills has one thing most neighborhoods don’t have – paparazzi. Without makeup, Katy Perry almost got away unrecognized, but that lavender outfit attracted too much attention. We can’t say it’s one of Katy’s better looks…

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JAMES CHARLES: TRYING WAY TOO HARD

Internet makeup artist James Charles turned up at the MTV VMA show SCREAMING for attention in this terrifying (Blac Chyna inspired?) outfit. We like his Brigitte Nielsen haircut, but from the hair down, he’s a disaster. How many straps, rhinestones, and zippers can be packed onto one ensemble? It’s every current fad rolled into one look. We’re not sure who James’ fans are – young girls who want to learn about makeup, or older men interested in other things. But we’re sure he’s caught everybody’s attention.

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BRIAN AUSTIN GREEN AND HIS DEPLORABLE FOOTWEAR

Brian Austin Green gets this week’s award for the unsexiest footwear on a man. He’s in New York promoting- what else- the reboot of Beverly Hills 90210 in which he plays a fictional version of himself. We confess we NEVER would have guessed that his David Silver character would grow up to be a middle aged dad wearing THESE Gucci fur-lined mules! It’s one thing to wear them around the house in Los Angeles, but on TV in Manhattan?

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ELTON JOHN: MOVE OVER, JUSTIN BIEBER!

Granted, Elton John’s hair looks really good, but his taste in fashion is starting to rival our Worst Dressed Celebrity, Justin Bieber, who also favors lavender. Elton and his husband David Furnish (also questionably attired) hosted his AIDS Foundation Midsummer Party in France dressed like THIS. We remember when Elton used to shop flamboyantly at Maxfield and purchase almost everything he could find in his size. Not any more…

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DOES ANYBODY WANT TO LOOK LIKE JUSTIN BIEBER?

Justin Bieber is now officially the Worst Dressed Celebrity, and the fact that he has a clothing collection makes the title even more surprising. Take a look at this photo of Bieber in his ridiculous puffy pants and matching lavender tee shirt walking next to his friend (bodyguard?) dressed in jeans, and tell us – which guy you would rather date? Bieber’s “Drew” clothing line (his middle name) knocked off Kanye’s Yeezy fashions because they feature only one color. (Kanye knocked off designer Virgil Abloh) Fortunately, Justin’s beige corduroy hoodies etc, are unisex so his female fans will buy them – we seriously DOUBT that many guys will want to look like Bieber!

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MISCHA BARTON: WHAT NOT TO WEAR TO THE MTV MOVIE AWARDS

No, this is not the mother of a bride OR a mature actress at the Oscars. Mischa Barton is only 33 years old and she’s at the MTV Movie Awards which are notoriously fun and frivolous! The beautiful Mischa starred in The O.C. back in the day, and she just joined the cast of The Hills: New Beginnings- that’s why she’s at this award show, but she seems to have forgotten how to dress for a good time.

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