Amber Rose

AMBER ROSE: WORST DRESSED THIS WEEK

Sorry, being nine months pregnant is no excuse for this look. Not only does Amber Rose (ex-girlfriend of Kanye West) look like she’s having triplets, but her clothes are four sizes too small. Despite the awful fashion, she does retain that pretty face. We wouldn’t be surprised if she was rushed to the hospital right after this photo was taken. Fortunately, her boyfriend Alexzander Edwards is a Def Jam Records executive…

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SORRY AMBER ROSE, SLUT WALKING IS NOT A FEMINIST GOAL

We’re pretty sure guys from all over will be racing to downtown LA to catch a glimpse of Amber Rose’s SLUT WALK. The event was conceived after a Toronto policeman suggested that “Women should avoid dressing like sluts to avoid being raped.” Women protest the notion that what they wear can make them responsible for their own assault. Amber considers herself a feminist and her old pal Blac Chyna, who is also a former stripper, joined Amber in the protest. Noticeably absent: the Kardashians. Amber MEANS well, but we’re not certain that a Slut Walk appeals to most feminists. It does appeal to the men watching and cheering…

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AMBER ROSE’S ABSURDLY TIGHT SKIRT JUST CALLED IT QUITS

Oops! Sometimes having a huge butt can be a nuisance! Amber Rose hopped out of her car at Ru Paul’s Drag Convention in downtown LA and she realized that her skintight skirt had split all the way up the back! Lucky she had bodyguards and assistants who helped cover her up until she could change. Interesting that she’s appearing at the drag convention – we bet lots of guys there want to look like her and would appreciate her advice.

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NICK SIMMONS IS FOLLOWING IN HIS ROCK STAR DAD’S FOOTSTEPS

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Gene Simmons must be chuckling that his son Nick is a chip off the old block since he started dating Amber Rose. When Gene was Nick’s age he was known to be a womanizing rock star and he hooked up with a lot of famous women, including Cher. Amber, who just split with her rapper husband Wiz Khalifa, started out as a stripper and video vixen when she was discovered by Kanye West in 2008, and they had a two year romance. (He liked to dress her up the way he dresses Kim now.) 6’7” college educated Nick might be the nicest guy Amber ever went out with. (Above, they left Playhouse in Hollywood, arm in arm.)

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AMBER ROSE POINTS A FINGER AT CHEATER KIM KARDASHIAN: NO IFS, ANDS, OR BUTTS

We LOVE LOVE LOVE Amber Rose for revealing the TRUE Kim Kardashian. Amber calls Kim a “homewrecker” and blames her for breaking up Amber’s romance with Kanye West. Amber says Kim set her sights on Kanye and sent sexy photos of herself to him, even though Kim was dating Reggie Bush at the time. Amber warned Kim to stop but she didn’t, and eventually that’s what ended Kanye and Amber’s long relationship. In retrospect, Kim did Amber a favor, but the sordid story reveals Kim’s self-centeredness and lack of respect for other women. It’s funny how Kim likes to think of herself as a “good person” who “tries to do the right thing” but her behavior indicates otherwise.

CAN MODEL SELITA EBANKS RESIST KANYE WEST’S CHARM?

Since he split with Amber Rose a few months ago, Kanye West has been spotted a number of times in the company of Victoria’s Secret/Sports Illustrated model Selita Ebanks, 27. Selita was engaged to Nick Cannon in 2007 (obviously THAT didn’t work out) and recently she was dating Maxwell. Kanye hand picked her to appear in his “Runaway “ video and we all know that’s how singers hook up with models. Selina insists they’re just friends, but they’ve been seen out several times – including, above, at the Grazia Masquerade Ball in Paris. What are they doing in Paris together if they’re just “friends?” (Note they BOTH assume model poses when they see the cameras coming)

WHEN IN ROME, KANYE WEST WEARS DROOPY PANTS

It’s a miracle that Kanye West and Amber Rose weren’t asked to leave any of the fancy stores where they shopped in Rome, when you observe how he walked around – with droopy pants and his underwear on display! The pair nonchalantly browsed in Fendi and Missoni, oblivious to the startled people with a rear view of them. What must they think of Americans?

KANYE WEST'S GIRLFRIEND AMBER ROSE HAS A LAPSE IN TASTE. OR IS IT KANYE?

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This photo of Kanye West and his girlfriend Amber Rose leaving the Gramercy Hotel in NYC perhaps illustrates why Kanye did NOT invite Amber to attend the Paris fashion events. The shiny red spandex pants would have made her stick out like a sore thumb in the fashion capital – and not in a good way. Too bad, because she has a beautiful face. Apparently Kanye’s expensive taste has not rubbed off on Amber.