SO THAT'S WHY LARRY KING'S WIFE SEEMS SO HAPPY

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Frankly, we’ve always wondered how pretty Shawn Southwick managed to wake up every day and see Larry King’s face on the next pillow. Now we know. Since she just entered rehab to get a grip on her addiction to painkillers (for migraines) it looks like she was nicely sedated for much of their wedded bliss. Painkillers tend to make it easier to put up with certain things. Just how will Shawn view her May – December marriage after she leaves rehab with clear senses?

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28 thoughts on “SO THAT'S WHY LARRY KING'S WIFE SEEMS SO HAPPY

  1. “Not this decade, Larry, I’m having one of migraines.”
    LOL!!!!!

  2. I’m surprised that she hasn’t spent this marriage under general anesthesia, because there are two extremely unsavory aspects to Larry King that should make him off-limits to all womankind:
    He has chronic halitosis (the kind that strips paint off the walls and drives grown men to tears); Donald Trump once infamously commented on how bad it was during a live(!) appearance on King’s show…
    As if THAT WASN’T bad enough, this loser is also afflicted with chronic flatulence, which he has no shame about demonstrating on the air!
    Which leads one to conclude that, yes, Shawn Southwick is the most desperate woman in Hollywood.
    Surely waiting for Larry to kick the bucket is not worth the daily punishment this woman has endured!

  3. Wait ’til she realized he’s been dead since 1987.

  4. Every chance he gets, Craig Ferguson mentions on his show how farty Larry is.

  5. WOW…..IS THAT ALL IT TAKES TO LIVE WITH LARRY…….

  6. Hey, as long as he’s forking over the cash-ola, she’ll hang.
    But, he is creepy. Kinda like a walking corpse…

  7. hahaha The old stink bomb will outlive her. He farts, says what he feels like, and doesn’t worry about it. He’s not the one on meds and has all the stress. Shawn, he turned the tables on you. And, I bet his blood pressure is perfect and yours is through the roof. Money and a mansion ain’t everything. lmao

  8. do you think there’s a little smirk on marie osmond’s face?

  9. Since January 1, 2000, Shawn has officially become the 3000th gold-digger in the wacky world of show biz.
    Gold-digger…meaning marrying a much older repulsive person for their money and hoping he will kick out soon and leave you a bundle.

  10. Migraines! what a genius excuse she’s a smart one, she deserves all that money putting up with him for years and years and more years.

  11. Janet, some people (even blondes) marry for love. She might like the guy!

  12. Daily she prays that stinkbomb will meet with a little “accident.”

  13. Poor miserable thing.
    Maybe Bill Shatner can give her some tips on spouse disposal.

  14. Gold-digging Shawn — WHO HAS THE WORST LUCK IN THE WORLD — should think about quitting while she can, as Larry will probably be adding incontinence to the mix before their next anniversary.

  15. That’s pretty mean, Janet. Maybe he’s a really great husband, in addition to being rich & famous.

  16. ^^^
    To the contrary, King has been known to berate her in public. He knows she married him for his money, and he’s making her pay for it. When she acts up, he just breathes on her, or blows a fart in her direction.

  17. yeah…she really must of thought she was doing a good deed marrying him.

  18. LK is a disgusting slob who isn’t even a good interviewer. Listen to his questions. They’re stupid and out of touch with what’s going on. He admittedly doesn’t get on the Internet, never reads blogs, and doesn’t have a clue. How he keeps his seat on CNN amazes me. His wife married him for money, had two kids to secure the income, and uses pain killers to get through the day, hoping he’ll die.

  19. I agree with everything Janet says here, except one thing: “MAY-December”??? I think it’s more like a “September-December” marriage.

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