PARIS HILTON : IN LIKE A LION, OUT LIKE A LAMB
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Here’s a Valentine for all you readers who have an aversion to Paris Hilton. (At least that’s what you tell us.) During Grammy weekend, Paris and her posse sneaked into the Sony party in the Beverly Hills Hotel. Apparently she knows of an obscure entrance. Anyway, she was starting to mingle when security approached her and informed her that she was NOT ON THE LIST! She couldn’t talk her way into their good graces and agreed to leave, but dawdled and chatted as she slowly headed to the exit. Guards became annoyed and MARCHED Paris and her embarrassed friends OUT like sheep.
Serious people in AA are getting used to the fuss when Lindsay Lohan attends one of their meetings. But they are very doubtful about her commitment. Recently she was heard discussing her involvement with group leaders and she supposedly remarked “I’m still really not sure if I’m gonna join AA.” They could barely contain their laughter. “Is she KIDDING?” Lindsay doesn’t understand that if you attend meetings you are “in AA” -there is no special ceremony for being inducted into the organization – like a sorority. Lindsay’s sincerity appears questionable at best. We still think she’s just going through the motions so she can get insured and make movies.
Every time somebody writes something unflattering about George Clooney, we fall all over ourselves rushing to reprint it and make sure no one misses it. He’s not the nice guy he appears to be. Yeah, we hold a grudge against him. After Princess Diana’s untimely death at the hands of a macho drunken limo driver, George made a big deal out of publicly and arrogantly accusing THE PRESS of killing Diana. Many uninformed people believed him and turned AGAINST the photographers and reporters who work so hard to give YOU celebrity news. Including us. His callous remarks eroded the public’s opinion of the entertainent press and challenged freedom of the press. What he was REALLY irked about was he fact that his comings and goings with different women were reported in detail and they all got MAD at him! He didn’t LIKE that intrusion into his private life so he twisted his anger into the Diana accusation that did untold damage. THAT’S why we’ll never let George off the hook.
We know of at least one person who’s NOT happy about the release of Kim Kardashian and Ray J’s sex video: Whitney Houston. It’s funny, because Whitney could be pretty raunchy before she got sober, but she was outraged when the video was released. She’s been dating Brandy’s brother Ray J for months and became very close to his family. They were even living together. He was supportive in keeping her sober and they were working on music for her when the video reared it’s ugly head. Whitney was beyond disgusted and packed up her stuff and waved goodbye to x-rated Ray J, and returned to her mentor Clive Davis once again.
Kirstie Alley is sick and tired of biting into a piece of fried chicken only to see photographers snapping her thru the window at KFC. Her weight battles and ups and downs are a constant source of speculation on gossip websites like this. Because of her ties with Jenny Craig, Kirstie can get no peace when it comes to eating. So she’s been telling friends that she’s packing up and moving back to Witchita, Kansas, where she grew up. She’s found a house there and she’s looking for people to help her move. We’re just afraid that if there’s no one around to take pictures of her at Taco Bell, she might get as big as a midwestern house.
Scarlett Johansson dropped everything in Miami and flew to LA to attend Justin Timberlake’s big pre-Grammy party at Avalon. Few people realized she was AT the event because she was quietly smuggled in and escorted to a private opera box on the side of the stage. She didn’t mingle, and Justin was onstage performing for what seemed like HOURS. She reportedly left quietly before the show was over. Form your own conclusions.
