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HOWARD K STERN AND HIS SECRET YACHT

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Howard K Stern’s activities are getting fishier and fishier. We just determined WHERE Howard was when he got the call about Anna’s dire condition. He was with a boat broker with whom he and Anna had just closed a deal to buy a 39 foot motor yacht. The finishing touches were being put on the boat and the name was changed to “Cracker.” These two bedroom boats usually sell for around $250,000. When Howard got the call he panicked and raced the fifteen to twenty miles back to the hotel in Hollywood. Somewhere between that day and now, the mystery boat has been delivered to the Bahamas and far away from US jurisdiction. As her “husband” Howard is presumably now the sole owner of the boat. Howard DOES have his little secrets.

Sunday, February 11, 2007

CAMERON DIAZ: KEEPING UP APPEARANCES

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Photo Credit: Buzz Foto


In case you were wondering where Cameron Diaz was on Friday when Justin Timberlake was having his megaparty at Avalon– we just found out. She was at a private gym in West Hollywood on Nemo, working out . As we can see she’s in great shape and looks happy so maybe Kelly Slater was just the diversion she needed after the traumatic bustup.

Sunday, February 11, 2007

JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE : PICK OF THE LITTER

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Justin Timberlake’s fabulous JT TV party at the Avalon Friday night reminded him of why he wanted to be single. An observer said “I have never seen so many pretty girls scrambling to get next to the stage and going crazy over Justin.” Gorgeous women all over the room were ogling him and drooling over him. Justin had his choice of many but his mind was on making the event successful. He did disappoint the audience when he didn’t do his Dick in a Box routine – especially after he rehearsed it during sound check. But he put on a dynamic show of his own along with the Black Eyed Peas, Nelly Furtado (who looked a lot bigger than she did in her video)Timberland, etc. Lance Bass was in the crowd with a new guy – dark haired handsome model type. How Kevin Federline got invited is a mystery – it’s funny when he walked through the room people greeted him politely but when his back was turned they mimicked him, made faces and obscene gestures. We’re still digging to find out if Justin left with anyone.

Saturday, February 10, 2007

HALLE BERRY LIKES BAREFOOT

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Halle Berry watchers might be interested to know that she ate at Barefoot on 3rd (with her shoes on) TWICE last week. Both times it looked like business meetings. Here she is leaving, and as you can see there is STILL no evidence of a baby bump- not even a dessert bump.

Saturday, February 10, 2007

SOMETIMES FERGIE KNOWS WHEN TO STOP

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That Fergie sure loves to party. Everything goes better with cocktails as far as she’s concerned and a little fortification goes a long way in livening up her performances. Sure, she might go a little too far once in awhile – like the time she peed in her pants onstage. We were taken aback however, when a wadrobe person who claimed to have worked with her, sniped that she has done more than PEE in her pants onstage, if you know what we mean. Miss Poopy Pants does draw the line somewhere when it comes to imbibing. According to this source, she is careful not to indulge too much when she’s with her boyfriend Josh Duhamel.

Friday, February 9, 2007

CISCO SHOWS HIS FACE

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Laughingstock Cisco Adler is shopping at Kitson- probably picking out gifts for Mischa Barton to keep her from dumping him. Ever since the nude photos of his freakish self appeared online, his on-again off-again girlfriend Mischa has been hiding out to avoid the inevitable questions like “What do you SEE in him?” Now he’s really turning on the charm to prove to the world that looks aren’t everything. Inexplicably, we think Mischa is hanging in there.

Friday, February 9, 2007

THE POLICE; SECRET SHOW

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The much anticipated performance by The Police at the Grammys has a lot of fans very excited, but we have some even BIGGER news for them. The Police are also making a secret appearance at the Whiskey on Sunset this Monday night! Insiders are scrambling to find a way in. Officially, curious callers are being told that The Police are simply holding a press conference to announce their new album together. (They don’t want word spreading like wildfire.) But one person involved admitted they ARE expected to “sing a few songs.” We think once they get started they’ll put on a great show, so die-hard fans should start scheming to find a way to be there. Incidentally, Sting has already written all the songs for their entire new album so they’ll be working on that right away.

Friday, February 9, 2007

ANNA NICOLE SMITH: FILLED WITH DREAD

261764870_bc99b826fe.jpgOur Hollywood, Florida source visited the Hard Rock Hotel today and picked up a little information about Anna Nicole’s time there. Hotel sources say that when Anna arrived a few days ago she was “out of it” and slurring her words and she stayed that way during her visit. Also it seemed that Anna was REALLY dreading the court ordered blood test for her baby – and her reasons might be far more complicated that we assumed. Someone actually speculated that the baby might not have been fathered by either Larry Birkhead OR Howard Stern. Keep in mind this is pure speculation, but this person implied that the baby could have been fathered by someone very close to Anna – someone like her own son Daniel. It’s a horrible thought, but remember, Anna lived in a different world than most of us. Hopefully, the eventual blood test will prove this rumor wrong.

Thursday, February 8, 2007

ANNA NICOLE SMITH: SUDDENLY A LEGEND

adv_2636.JPGAnna Nicole Smith died at the age of 39 today. We’ve enjoyed tracking her career ever since her first Guess ad back in the 90’s. She was a great beauty and one of a kind character who seemed destined for tragedy. (If she had heart problems, the Trimspa people must be very nervous.) Dying young guarantees she’ll become a legend. We will miss her.

Thursday, February 8, 2007

KELLY SLATER: COME SURF WITH ME

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Surfer dude Kelly Slater has become the guy that jilted female celebrities turn to when their relationships go south. Pamela Anderson sought refuge with athletic Kelly when she and Tommy split. When Leonardo DiCaprio moved on, Gisele Bundcheon made a beeline for Hawaii and Kelly’s beach blanket. In the wake of her split with Justin Timberlake, Cameron Diaz hit the waves with Kelly. Their flings with Kelly seem to help the women get over their lost loves and on with their lives. Here’s Kelly arriving at LAX this week- looking like a fish out of water- we like his shaved head, but we can live without the footwear.

Thursday, February 8, 2007